To write like me
It's so easy
Just pick up your pen
And write down the ugly

Write about *****, and ****, and dog ****
Jot down things about hate, and shout out your spit
Make people cringe with your words, just like I
You'll make your friends hate you, and your family will cry

But if you want folks to like you, so your heart never melts
Then I'd suggest you try writing like somebody else