I have a kitten, well more than one
I have two little bundles of fun
Brothers both and black as jet
With claws that rip my already claw torn back
They vie for a place upon my head while I'm trying to sleep in bed
They devour food in quantities
Enough that would a small army feed
They lie there now with such innocence
But they are devils incarnate in every sense
For Maximillian and Merlin my two black bundles of fun