ya heard this line before
but now ya know it's true!
*'*****', **** any guy,
'*******', any guy but YOU!

they convinced you that it's right
so keep yo ***** locked tight
till your honeymoon night
when your man will rock ya right

but if yo man's a ****** too
it won't happen like ya reckon
cuz when he stick it in
he'll be done in 2 seconds

ya been waitin' all your life
for that magic first bangin'
but instead you're left hangin'
and a hoochi hole crampin'

a pretty diamond ring
and limp ding-a-ling
no lovin', no 'gasm
just a sore hoochi spasm

you shoulda' known better
you shoulda' got some practice
you want a hot lover
not a 2 second slugger

so dump his ***, girl!
and do it real quick
being stupid ain't bliss
virginity's *******!

cuttin' & sluttin'
pukin' on the ground
slicin' up your skin
******' every guy in town

till somebody notice ya
that's the "way", your "habit"
blamin' everyone you love
and babblin' like you're rabid

"But I need to feel something!"
"I need another drink!"
"You can't understand!"
"You don't know what I think!"
"You didn't love me!"
"That's why you divorced!"
"It's all 'your' fault that my life is off-course!"

Just 'shut-up', *****!
**** comin' out your mouth
you're just whorin' & borin'
that's what you're all about.

You think u got problems?
Awww.
You feelin' all depressed?
Then take my suggestion:
"slice a razor 'cross your neck!"

Problem solved.

You're worthless,
annoying.
But worst of all
BORING!

So do us a favor
and jump off
the 10th story.