I took a walk within the woods,
A creek I had to cross.
The water was flowing swiftly,
I did not see the moss.

Before that moss I ever saw,
I took an awful crash.
The waters were so very cold,
As soaked when I did splash!

I cannot swim but the water
Was shallow at the time.
I slid again and fell back in,
Upon some algae slime.

The folks that walked behind just laughed
And I got mad wit 'em.
I wish they could fall in that creek,
Then I would laugh at 'em.

My teeth they chattered so fiercely
I thought I break a few;
The last creek that I had to cross
I fell in they did too!

{ Weasel }

This cool riverside
Is so nice to relax by
Birds sing pleasantly.

{ Weasel }

I have had a nice
Thanksgiving Day this year by
Countin' my blessings.

{ Weasel }

The other day was awful,
I tell you the truth.
I got stuck within the snow
No one to help me, I know,
Wish I was a youth.

The plow came along the way,
But friends don't you know?
I never was helped, you see,
I was pressed in more deeply,
My car - mound of snow.

It seems there's trouble wit me,
No matter where I go.
People it is tough on me
And I only get laughed at see?
I am buried in snow.

What did I do to merit
Such an awful blow?
Is it because folk like to joke
Bully others, pick and poke?
I just do not know.

{ Weasel }