Deadwood Haiku: Poems

1.3k · May 2015

pity the brute beast

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

pity the brute beast

pity the brute beast
who pits his cunning against
the nagger general's

naggergeneral

#haiku #deadwood

1.2k · Jun 2015

ratify my will

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

ratify my will

elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!

georgehearst

#haiku #deadwood

1.2k · Mar 2015

I am stupidest

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

I am stupidest

let's leave it alone
i am stupidest when I
try to be funny

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

1.2k · Aug 2015

i'm not the fine man you take me for

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

i'm not the fine man you take me for

i'm not the fine man
you take me for... i owe nine
dollars to a *****

Some Broken-Necked Hooplehead

#haiku #deadwood

1.2k · Jul 2015

i'll take the whiskey

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

adams

#haiku #deadwood

1.1k · May 2015

unnatural impulse

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

unnatural impulse

that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped,
unnatural impulse

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.1k · Mar 2015

motherfuck

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

*******

he ******* me!
I will ******* you and
then BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/*******.html

#bullock #stevethedrunk #*******

1.1k · Mar 2015

asshole 2.0

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

******* 2.0

the coward who killed
Wild Bill returned a bigger
******* than before

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#jack #mccall #deadwoodhaiku #wolcott

1.1k · Aug 2015

not with mexico yet to be heard from

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

not with mexico yet to be heard from

don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.0k · Jun 2015

go with the strangeness

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

go with the strangeness

go with the strangeness
take it head on and turn it
to your advantage

cy tolliver

#haiku #deadwood

1.0k · Feb 2017

you'll never learn

Deadwood Haiku Feb 2017

you'll never learn

kid yourself 'bout your
behavior and you'll never
learn a ******' thing

swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.0k · May 2015

mind the muck

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

mind the muck

mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

1.0k · May 2015

i am, you are

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

i am, you are

but i am good at
first ******' impressions and
you're a ******' ****

Charlie Utter

#haiku #deadwood

1.0k · May 2015

what for?

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

what for?

you're about to take
a beatin' for every time
i've been asked "what for?"

Dan Dority

#haiku #deadwood

999 · Mar 2015

more than that hole

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

more than that hole

what in god's name is
going on? i inquire as
to more than that hole

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #awmerrick

949 · Apr 2015

canoe

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

canoe

how 'bout the canoe?
did you know that that had been
******' invented?

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

949 · Mar 2015

useful advance/let me see your hole

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

useful advance/let me see your hole

let me see your hole
in the wall, sir, which I find
a useful advance

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #hearst #alswearengen

944 · May 2015

yeah, that's what it says

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

yeah, that's what it says

come watch the speeches
with me on my veranda
yeah, that's what it says

Adams

#haiku #deadwood

911 · Mar 2015

fuck the rooms you rent #1

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

**** the rooms you rent #1

I'm back! Well, your room
has been re-rented... ******* and
**** the rooms you rent

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane #ebfarnum

897 · Dec 2016

murder

Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016

******

do not ****** me
as i sleep and i will not
try to ****** you

steve the drunk

#haiku #deadwood

883 · Mar 2015

pray away then, moron!

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

pray away then, *****!

praying for Bullock?
pray away then, *****, for
all the harm you'll do!

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

849 · Mar 2015

ain't equal

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ain't equal

an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

831 · Jun 2015

no peer

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

no peer

the chinawoman's
****** has no peer, the python
its only rival

cy tolliver

#deadwoodhaiku

811 · Apr 2015

every bully

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

every bully

every bully
can't shut up except when he
is ******' afraid

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

755 · Mar 2015

ever been beaten, Merrick?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ever been beaten, Merrick?

once, when I thought I
had smallpox, Doc Cochran slapped
me across the face

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/even-been-beaten-merrick.html

#deadwoodhaiku #merrick

715 · Mar 2015

Al has a lot on his mind

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Al has a lot on his mind

I'm so ******' glad
I trusted you, Johnny, to
Go out and buy meat

#haiku #johnny #deadwood #swearengen

699 · Dec 2016

the reason for the thing

Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016

the reason for the thing

and if you have a
thing, the reason for the thing
is that you have it

#haiku #deadwood

694 · Apr 2015

I fucked up

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

I ****** up

it's not what I said
but what I didn't that will
forever haunt me

689 · Mar 2015

fanatic for fire wagons

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

fanatic for fire wagons

i'm not fanatic
for fire wagons like all the
other five year olds

Deadwood haiku

#stevethedrunk

677 · Mar 2015

piss puddle

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

**** puddle

oh no, a **** puddle!
i must not have seen that there
when seating myself

#calamityjane

669 · Mar 2015

no goddam idea

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

no ****** idea

you have no ******
idea how badly you're
******' boring me

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

662 · Apr 2015

ants inside that wall

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

ants inside that wall

they got soldier ants
and worker ants and ***** ants
right inside that wall

Deadwood haiku

#johnny

627 · Mar 2015

i wish

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

i wish

i wish you wouldn't
smoke. i wish, when asleep, you
wouldn't snore and ****

Deadwood haiku

#trixie

584 · Mar 2015

all the fuck we need

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

all the **** we need

no unauthorized
****** cinnamon, that is
all the **** we need

deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com

#dan #dority

559 · Mar 2015

i am NOT

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

i am NOT

i am not on his
timetable or at his beck
and ******' call

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

541 · Apr 2015

beholden

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

beholden

i stand before you
today beholden to no
human *******

Deadwood haiku

#ellsworth

522 · Mar 2015

learnin' fuckin' nothin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

learnin' ******' nothin'

it is the learnin'
******' nothin', my friend, that
keeps me lookin' young

Deadwood haiku

#jacklangrishe

512 · Apr 2015

in my fist

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

in my fist

gibbering like a
simian, brandishing my
privates in my fist

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

501 · Apr 2015

trust

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

trust

it's full of lyin'
thievin' ******* that you
just can't trust at all

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

487 · Apr 2015

don't ride stagecoach

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

don't ride stagecoach

who i intend to
**** don't ride stagecoach 'cause it
makes her ******' puke

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

455 · Mar 2015

murderers

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

murderers

what if that's the door
to our joint? what's that make the
X's? murderers

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

451 · Mar 2015

do then

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

do then

do then please forgive
me, for ******' christ's sake! do
then please forgive me

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

438 · Mar 2015

club of most of us

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

club of most of us

don't feel christ's love as
you used to? join the ******'
club of most of us

Deadwood haiku

#calamityjane

437 · Apr 2015

who am i?

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

who am i?

i'm the guy, next time
you see me you better take
a different tone

Deadwood haiku

#charlieutter

428 · Apr 2015

a weight

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

a weight

i'm a weapon or
perhaps a weight to drop on
villains from above

Deadwood haiku

#jacklangrishe

426 · Mar 2015

mother-love

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

mother-love

mother-love really
is murderous hatred and
desire for revenge

Deadwood haiku

#ebfarnum

417 · Mar 2015

or whatever

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

or whatever

go ahead and sponge
my **** or whatever you
******' people do

Deadwood haiku

#calamityjane

417 · Mar 2015

the carin' sort

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the carin' sort

we're the carin' sort
and furthermore, we don’t give
a **** who knows it

Deadwood haiku

#dandority

416 · Mar 2015

why go on with that?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

why go on with that?

he's dying and he's
makin' a **** of himself
why go on with that?

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen #reverendsmith

413 · Apr 2015

got god

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

got god

either al must've
got god or dolly stuck her
thumb back up his ***

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen #johnnyburns