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                     I can’t stop

Shipwrecked
Barefoot on the sand,
She's curved like the beach
Of some tropical land,
Birds of paradise,
In the shadow of palms,
Naked legs,
A tangle of arms.
The dolphin dances
The monkeys laugh,
The water gets cold
I get out of the bath.

There was a young lady from Hants
Who had trouble finding her pants
She looked high and low
And strip-searched her beau
Who’d speared them as flag for his lance!
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Daddy had a little robot,
It's  body was white as snow,
And wherever daddy went,
The robot was sure to go.
It followed daddy to work one day,
To work one day,
It made the staff laugh and laugh,
It finished their work half by half.
The uproar made the CEO come out,
He too loved the robot without a doubt,
Without a doubt.
He wanted to keep the robot with honesty,
But,it was against the company's policy,
So he told daddy to take the robot
back home,
To take the robot back home.
30/5/2019