A wise pope once said
a man's ambition
must indeed be small
to write his name
upon a ******* wall
But for want of superstition
and tales told tall
I'll play that ancient game
....right after my last call
Preluding my expiration
just before the fall
I'll seek the Devil's fame
and inscribe that ***** stall
By hook, by crook,
or explosive indigestion
Every nook, every sideways look
shall bear my ugly shame
For what better eulogy book
than that old ******* wall
That great temple of the read