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Oli Taylor
Oli Taylor
May 2020
Tad Too Much
He threw her down
to **** her good.
He aimed to give her
all he could.
He pinned her legs
above her head.
He ****** so hard
it rocked the bed.
He pulled her up
and flipped her over.
He climbed back on,
kicked off his loafers.
He yanked her hair
a bit too hard.
And she revoked
his library card.
#***
#funnypoetry
#humour
#silly
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Oli Taylor
May 2020
Chiffon
Dougie wept
because his zip-off chiffon sleeves
had blown away in a strong gust of wind
that issued from a nearby kebab shop.
Don’t cry for him, though.
He knicked ‘em from a mad old woman.
#silly
#sillypoem
#humour
#fun
#chiffon
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Oli Taylor
May 2020
First Date
As first dates go,
'not bad', thought Joe
as his hips ******
to and fro.
His date’s bed rocked
‘til his date’s heart popped
and the fun then
quickly stopped.
Hi people, enjoy my first poem or else I'll hunt you down and shove wasps up yer nose
#firstdate
#relationship
#***
#silly
#funny
#fun
#humour
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