I'm so upset with the world,
I've decided there's nothing right left to sea.
The Eiffel Tower can go **** itself,
The Leaning Tower of Pizza too.
I have torn myself to pieces on the fence that is bureaucracy
I get out the car, on the ledge, and plunge into the blue;
Look out God! I'm coming back to you!
Tell me you still think I'm funny,
Because you don't know it's breaking me in three.
Roughly inspired by Andrew Jackson Jihad's "Normalization Blues"