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787 · Apr 2015
Buttercup
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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787 · Apr 2015
Mother Fucker
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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785 · Feb 2015
Fucket List
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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783 · Mar 2015
Feast or Famine ?
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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781 · Apr 2015
ZIPLOC Pussy
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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781 · Nov 2014
Pink Taco
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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"If God had meant for man NOT to eat *****, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."

True that.
777 · Nov 2015
Dick the Halls
The Good Pussy Nov 2015
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775 · Apr 2016
IRL
The Good Pussy Apr 2016
IRL
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775 · Jun 2015
"You're the Boss."
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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                Boss Boss              Boss Boss
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The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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770 · Dec 2014
Co-ed Cunt
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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770 · Mar 2015
Food Porn
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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769 · May 2015
It's a Man's World
The Good Pussy May 2015
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769 · Feb 2016
House of Chanel
The Good Pussy Feb 2016
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766 · Sep 2014
Trick dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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765 · Feb 2015
Cliffhanger
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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764 · Jun 2015
Venus Flytrap
The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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761 · Jan 2016
Camel Ho
The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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761 · Jan 2015
Conversation Dick
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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                              KISS  ME
                           I ♡ YOU  U R
                         HOT   SO   FINE
                       X  O  X O   HUG ME
                         **** YOU ROCK
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                         X O X O HUG ME
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        HOT  SO FINE              X  O X O  HUG
           ME  ****                    YOU  ROCK
760 · Jan 2015
Ready or Not Here I Come
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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756 · Jul 2015
Pizza
The Good Pussy Jul 2015
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752 · Mar 2016
Blood Diamonds
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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751 · Nov 2014
Tulips
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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Dear Alice

Two + Lips = Tulips.

I hope that helps.

PP
740 · Sep 2014
69
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
69
What is the square root of 69?

Eight something.

What is 69 squared?

Dinner for 4.
(tee hee)
740 · Sep 2016
Nuclear Blast
The Good Pussy Sep 2016
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739 · Aug 2016
Bed Bug
The Good Pussy Aug 2016
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735 · Feb 2016
Think Inside the Box
The Good Pussy Feb 2016
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734 · Dec 2014
XXXbox
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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734 · Mar 2015
The Taming of the Shrew
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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733 · Mar 2016
In More Ways Than One
The Good Pussy Mar 2016
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The Good Pussy Jan 2016
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729 · Jun 2016
Man's Best Fiend
The Good Pussy Jun 2016
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727 · Mar 2015
Honeydew Melon
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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The Good Pussy Jun 2015
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The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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725 · Apr 2015
Depressed or Blessed ?
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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722 · Nov 2014
Pussy Whisperer
The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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722 · Sep 2014
Congressional Member
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                               "Look
                            John's last
                      minute economic
                      plan does nothing
                      to tackle the numb
                      er  one   job  facing
                      the middle class , a
                      nd it happens to be
                      as  Barack   says,  a
                      three-  letter  word:
                    ­  jobs.    J - O - B - S ."
                     "Three proud words
                      ;Made  in  the  USA."
               ­      "Facts   are    stupid
                      things."   " I  love Ca
                      lifornia I practically
                      grew up in Phoenix."
                     "I promise   you, the  
        president has a big stick."  "A zebra
     doesn't change its   spots. " I  think gay    
          marriage should   be  between a
                man and           a woman. ".
719 · Jan 2015
Team Pussy
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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Take one for the team.
717 · Feb 2015
The Truth will set you Free
The Good Pussy Feb 2015
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715 · Mar 2015
Smart Ass
The Good Pussy Mar 2015
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713 · Oct 2015
The Good Pussy
The Good Pussy Oct 2015
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713 · Sep 2014
Zen Dick
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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                             om mani
                          padme  hum
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                      om  mani  padme
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                      hum   om     mani
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            mani padme hum om mani

        padme hum        om mani padme

          hum om mani        padme hum
* om mani padme hum " is a mantra.   It is Sanskrit.  It means " I am a servant of god."
712 · Sep 2016
Crocodile Tear
The Good Pussy Sep 2016
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712 · Dec 2014
Designer Dick
The Good Pussy Dec 2014
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The Good Pussy Nov 2014
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709 · Sep 2015
"Nice ass!"
The Good Pussy Sep 2015
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708 · Apr 2015
General Tso 's Pussy
The Good Pussy Apr 2015
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703 · Jan 2015
Closet Psycho
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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703 · Jan 2015
He Loves Me He Loves Me Not
The Good Pussy Jan 2015
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         loves me                      He loves me
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