Ugly men had it easy
Women would just assume that they had
to have something going on for them
in order to atone for their misaligned eyes,
the crooked teeth, or the superabundance of fat
that has his arteries pleading for a mercy ****
from the next Baconator Cheeseburger that
rapes his intestinal tract
Fate just couldn't be so cruel
                  So a phenomenon takes place:

The Dramatization Of The Ugly Man's Qualities

His jokes are funnier, puns punnier, and his
presence is larger
He is the man among men
The ugly man is god
As long as he can support a woman's habits that is.....

The continued repression
      of the id's desired pleasure
Will lead to the death
      of some poor *******

The winged man
Perches on the most comfortable branch
And waits to bathe
In the light of a newfound path

Boredom is the number one adversary
for a man's well-being
Even before the alcohol
                             coke
                             heron
                             ******
                             ******
                             gambling
                             and good women
The Morning Star only challenged god
because Heaven was uneventful
He was well ahead of his time
A perfect world can only exist when
there's an opposing force
Even the mice know that

The eggshell was crushed by the vibrations of thoughtless honesty


The yolk spills out pathetically and flows over its broken barrier


The egg will never regain its shape

I
      Kissed
A
      Gay girl

She didn’t like it
I can’t stand fence sitters

You are who you are
until someone expects you to act how they perceive you to be
one hundred percent of the time