Ignatius Brabazon

Ignatius Brabazon Dec 2014

bA bA bLACK sHEEP, hAVE yOU aNY wOOL?

no

mE KEEYBOARD IS ACtINg UP fer shurE.

#rhyme #nursery

Ignatius Brabazon Dec 2014

THE ALMIGHTY

Oh FIE!

#emotion

Ignatius Brabazon Dec 2014

The Courts of Law

You transgress

I transgress?

You transgress

No, you transgress. I have stuck to the brief.

You have not adhered

Have not adhered? I adhere in every direction. I have adhered left, right, up, down, and occasionally in circles.

Oxford comma or no Oxford comma?

Twice the usual number

You rat

YOU rat

You fool

YOU fool

you transgress

#law

Ignatius Brabazon Dec 2014

Debt

-time passes
-it does
-yes, dreadfully

#time #dark #old #grim

Ignatius Brabazon Sep 2014

Great Poets: A Tribute

Geoffrey Saucer

Siegfried Bassoon

W.B. Yeast

Sylvia Bath Tub

Adrienne Ditch

James Joist

Samuel Bucket

Edgar Allan ***

This is my best one yet.

Ignatius Brabazon Sep 2014

Graveheart (Thoughts on Scottish Referendum)

Reasons for the 'no' vote: shipbuilding, NATO/EU membership, David Cameron would be very upset, etc... ad infinitum...

Reasons for the 'yes' vote: It would be far more interesting for the rest of us to watch Scotland make a hames of the transition.

This is not a pome, neither does it have anything to do with Braveheart.

Sure won't William Wallace be rotating in his grave something fierce?

Ignatius Brabazon Sep 2014

Repent!

Says one: Repent.

Says another: No.

Says one to another: Repent.

Says another: No.

Says one: Repent.

Says another: No.

Says one: Repent.

Says another: I will not.

Says one: Oh, alright then.  Have a nice day.

Sir Thomas More: alternative ending.

#religion