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Vladmir Putin May 2015
Spooky
Wooky

Skelington

Booky
Wooky

Selling tin

Zooky
Mooky

Telling Jim

Rooky
Pooky

That ****** was right
Written with free internet of both Starbuck and panera. Made with 2.45 mol Love
Vladmir Putin May 2015
iMac
I can
I done

I always spit the pun

Iraq
Iran
I run

All the way to the cinnamon bun
Vladmir Putin May 2015
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Trust Me
This is a poem
Because it doesnt rhyme
Vladmir Putin May 2015
People don't understand the creativity that flows through me

If only you were this good, you could see what I can see

All they can say is Im the best

Yeezus

Kanye West

A-K-A

G-O-D

L-M-N

And-O-and-P
Vladmir Putin May 2015
poems
are
boems
are
doems
are
boo

crippity
creepity
zappity
zoo
­
poems
are
woems
and
shilly misham

fippity
bippity
wippity
bam
Vladmir Putin May 2015
Walking down the street
Wanting something to eat
See a homeless man
Sitting in the heat

I get sad for a second
Then the old man beckoned
Do you have any money
I smiled, not feeling threatened

I reach out my hand
Hit him with a bottle
Took his 3.50
And hit up McDonalds
Vladmir Putin May 2015
i once had a cat
who was very much fat

he was borderline obese
and only ate straight grease

without warning
in the morning

he died
from diabetus
cats, health, shrek, dank, meme, trains
Vladmir Putin May 2015
Great Depression
Synthetic Resin
****** Expression
Harmonic Progression
Decompression
9/11
Vladmir Putin May 2015
Frank Sinatra
En mi casa
Copy pastarino

Wearin Prada
Russian opera
Quentin Tarantino
Vladmir Putin May 2015
Shrek is wreck
Wreck is deck
Deck is beck

Black rack
In the back
Of the knick-knack

Zipppity bow
How is how?
In the luau

I only eat lard
Poems are hard
cancer
Vladmir Putin May 2015
Danky *****
hanky panky
tranky lanky
shanky ranky

hendi lendi
mendi bendi
poopi woopi
in my soupi

my favorite show
90210
in the snow
with the low...

blow

get rekt m8
but not for h8
i r8 8...

**out of 8
Vladmir Putin May 2015
In the dark
Listening to linkin park

In the steam
browsing dank memes

-break-

rickity rickity
bickity bickity

i am from hungary

follow me on the twitti

@spahgetti

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