I ran out of ***** and I'm broke
And I just burned my very last smoke
I abruptly choke
"This has got to be a joke."

But have no fear, I have the solution
The perfect way to reverse my evolution

The skin on my forehead peels back
and the door on my skull opens
just a crack
allowing me to take scoops
directly out of my brain
one for the party
two for the pain

And as the last few thoughts
I have grow legs and run away
just in time to save themselves,
they plant themselves here
leaving me with this