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Aoife Mairéad Feb 2013
Dear Miss *,
We regret to inform you that unfortunately at this time we do not have space for you at our company.
Yours,
Xxxx xxxxxxxx

Dear Miss
*,
We regret to inform you that unfortunately at this time we cannot offer you a place with our company as you are under qualified.
Yours ** xxxxx

Dear Miss
*,
Thank you for your application. We regret to inform you that you are over-qualified for the position.
Yours,  xxxxxxx ***

Dear Miss *,
I don’t think so love. This isn’t even a letter, this is my managerial position on you handing me your cv.
Cheers, bahbye now

Dear Miss
*,
This isn’t really a letter either, but despite how un-pc this is, we can’t hire you due to your gender.
Thanks anyway, save your paper.

Dear Miss
*,
Thank you for your application, unfortunately we had stronger applicants.
Yours, etc.,  aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dear Miss *,
Thank you for your application. Unfortunately we are not hiring at the moment even though we had advertised the job you applied for.
Yours, xxxxxxxxx xxxxx

Dear Miss
*,
We had left it between you and another applicant, and couldn’t decide so we flipped a coin, and she won. You’re a lovely girl though.
Yours, fffffff ffff fffff

Dear Miss *,
I refer to your claim for Jobseekers Benefit/Assistance at VVVVVV’s CCCCCC local office. Jobseekers Benefit/Assistance claims are subject to periodic review, consequently, I would appreciate if you would attend this office for interview on the 31/17/78 and bring the following :
1. Proof of Identity (i.e. Passport or Driving Licence or Long version of your Birth Certificate)
2.  Proof of Residency (e.g. Letter from landlord/ Rent Book/ Lease/ Mortgage Receipt/ Letter from Parents + Household Bill)
3. Written Proof of recent job applications and replies.
4. Proof of job applications made through FAS
5. FAS courses applied for.
6. A copy of your Curriculum Vitae (CV): unemployed from
7. If your spouse/partner is an adult dependent on your claim, please bring his/her GNIB and Passport/Travel Documents.
Failure to respond to this letter may lead to suspension or disallowance of claim.
Yours sincerely,
* *
Local Officer
Lysander Gray May 2013
5:00 am - Happy New Year!

I look like I should be a musician not a poet.

"It's so easy being a poet
so hard being a man"
      - Charles Bukowski

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5:14 am - Passing Rocklea, no sign of the dawn.

Coopers Plains station.
3 people get on.

Florescent lights cast a spell of sleep.
I wish I could sleep right now.
Eyelids droop like sad flowers  from a convenience store.
I write metaphors like a drunken amateur.

Trinder park - Sounds like a bad neighbourhood.
**** ME ITS WOODRIDGE.

Where even the McDonalds sign is ******.

XxXxxxxxx, Xxxxxx Xxxxxx :
She could be fun. So tight, she sometimes felt  illegal.
Tight and bald. I would slide up to the *****.
She loved it rough,
golden hair wrapped around my fingers
as she was pushed into the pillow.
She was loud in the mornings.
I could feel her tight ***
grinding against my thighs
as I ****** her harder  and harder.
Until I came :
either inside her.
Or on her chest.
Or in her
prim
pink
suburban mouth.
Tightening my grip on her hair as the hot ***** spurted against the back of  her throat.
The head of my ****, throbbing as she  gulped it down with silent satisfaction.
That only happened twice though.

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5:37 am - The Dawn begins to rise over the Suburban Nation.

Final remnants of night
twinkle like stars
against the silhouette
of society.
House lights
Street lights
(and the omnipresent)
fluorescent light.

Beenleigh station - A pinch faced older woman gets on.
Business suit, lunch box.
Short hair, glasses.
Her earrings are imitation mother of pearl
(step-mother of pearl?)
She  sits next to a window covered in graffiti.
Prim, tight  mouth
incarnadine lipstick.

Over in the distance a smokestack cuts through the sky above the horizon.
Trees do mask the sun and sky.

"Hippies; they spend their whole life trying  to get to a microphone and when they do, they don't tell anyone  to *******." - The Wolfman.

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5:52 am - One more stop.

The clouds  are the colour of smoke against the pearl blue sky.

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6:00 am - Arrival.

Clouds are tinged with fire and blood
incandescently.
You can watch it spread and grow
with intensity.

Taxi driver  was  a foul mouthed Indian.
I was trapped in Brisbane one evening from 'round midnight till 6am and kept a journal of my experiences, thoughts and rambles of the night in a stream of consciousness style.

Part 1: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/brisbane-street-sketch-1/
Part 2: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/brisbane-street-sketch-2/
Part 3: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/brisbane-street-sketch-3/
Part 4: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/brisbane-street-sketch-4/
The Good Pussy Sep 2014
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Is that okay?
SoulSurvivor
Catherine Jarvis
(C) September 24, 2014

You don't need to answer
that question ^_=
Mohd Arshad Nov 2015
Votes
Are
The
Deep
Voices
Of the people. They dream of a real listener.
Notes (optional)
happy birthday sis with love from me to you
have lovely day may your wishes all come true

make it really happy the way that it should be
happy birthday sis  and a great big kiss from me.

love you xxxxxxxxx
Mateuš Conrad Apr 2017
in germany it's called a sharp s (ß)... in poland it's just called an acute s (ś)... in english it's a revival of the original germanic intention of quasi-interpolation that the other name for ß is intended for, to suggest: es und zee; as showecased by the example that's the title... the english have this "competence" riddled into them... they can interpolate the s with the z, and the z with the s... as long at the two letters are lodged deep enough in words, i.e. not as heads (primarily, since i do not know of any words ending with a -z)... e.g. zebra... saber... sophisticated... zero.

but in all honesty, it's not about that... even though that
stated, can become relevant some day, or other...

   it's more about su doku, no. 8966...
                as the categorißation clearly indicates,
a tough ******* to crack open into a complete
solution...
                 ha ha... if they won't bend with zeppelins
or messerschmitts, or a yunkers yu (yew) 390 -
tackle them with a ß.
                                         anyway, back to the su doku...
back to no. 8966... ******* is difficult,
he's not budging, so i resort to writing something,
        relaxing my eyes on letters, rather than,
something equivalent to what the chinese would
call the 4th book of the torah (book of numbers) -
               but what i'm playing at is...
                 the fourth dimension allusion...
          su doku isn't a pain-of-fact      x, y, z
conceptualisation...
                                          ­     it was conceptualised
by asians... no wonder you can become a bit cuckoo
solving the puzzle...
                                        or at least i do...
    i do have a blind-spot for super-fiendish
     and fiendish and even difficult puzzles...
                        but then i like to relax, and i'm not
going to allow my brain - which is fat -
              become invaded by killer-proteins of alzheimer -
in the same way i won't be told that my brain
     requires flexing... like a killer protein would like
it to flex, to then invade the plump and delicate *****...
ah yes!
             the conceptualisation schematic!
                                     it's based on coordination....
       \ | /
     _   9 _                                 so it starts off like that...
        / | \

   but then ***** off and does this:

      
     (5, 5) > (5, 6) < (5, 7) << (5, 1) <<< (5, 9) <<<< (5, 4) etc.

     (it's about positions, coordinates!
                         you're not talking x, y, z style graphs,
  you're talking x, y, z, g        graphs....
                              )       i.e. the worth of having two fivers
on the graph is good... by comparison having a fiver
and a six doesn't bring you closer to the solution,
      and the rest is just:       < less than << even more less
    <<< even even more less    <<<< les dennis?

in reverse?
     oh you mean the upper part of the spectrum?
in summary it's sorta like:
      the algebra of xxxxxxxxx
             and the punctuation <<<<<<<<<
      or yyyyyyyyy and >>>>>>>>>

and it goes likes this:

     (5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5) > (5, 5, 5, 5, 5) > (5, 5, 5, 5) > (5, 5, 5) > (5, 5)

the difference is obvious... because it just is...
you don't apply the addition emphasis of the < or > mark...
because it's ****** obvious that you're adding the same
****** number to the su doku graph:

  obviously until you get to (5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5) -

   if you're serious about drinking, as i am, and you do
one of these puzzles?
                            the world of colour disappears....
and you're stuck on a ******* carousel -
                     and you're thinking:
      what are these l.s.d. junkies on about
                  trying to see more colour than necessary?
try this!
                          it's a bit like a nostalgia
                    for black & white cinema...
                                                      s­ilent movies?
n'ah... that's going too far back.
jeffrey robin Aug 2014
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By the river

Soft the maidens

Open wide
The young boys eyes !

Daughters of the forest

Sons of purity

Friend of every stranger

And the wounded beast

\

Everybody got a way to separate us from each other

Some of us do remember that we are One

/:/

Naked forest maidens

Dance dance dance

For the boys pure of heart

••

Natural as the Italian cab driver in  n . y . city

Or the ******* dancer in Central Park

Or the psychopath in the US congress

Or you

My darling

In my faithful arms !
21 today how the years of flown
i held you as a baby into a woman you have grown
  a grandaughter to be proud of and you will always be
i love you very much your all the world to me

so on this special day may all your dreams come true
i wish you all the best in everything you do
celebrate your day with lots of fun and cheer
really have a ball on your special year

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS
you mean so much to me
best granddaughter in the world
you will always be xxxxxx

love GRANDAD AND NANNA JANE
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