Giving in to making small talk chatter.
Collateral atoms scatter over my head
Perfect pitter pattered patterns.
Behind my eyes grey matter
That feels in tatters
After it burned out the rafters.
Is my skull getting fatter?
Madder than your favorite hatter.
And I won't get an ever after.
Never been a dodge drafter
I meant a draft dodger. (cue the laughter)
Who makes taffy taffer?
And who made Daffy dafter?
Bugs and carrots for my Satur-
Day morning napper.
Paint splattered pancake batter.
Knife and fork clatter.
Belly never felt so dapper.
If I had to choose I choose Venonat, er
I meant you Pikachu! (What a Knee slapper!)
Always been a little scrapper
Even when I was bigger batter.
And I don't know no pastor
But I got the spirit moving faster.
Probably should've been a future rapper
But I could never be a present wrapper
And I'm more wrapped up in the past four
Years that were snatched by time snatchers.
But now I'm bored by this rhyme planner
So I'm gonna go get a snack or
Two.