THE GREAT POOL TOURNAMENT
we are here at the Green bay packers football club, for the annual pool competition
and we have a great line up of pool champions from simon o’heary and brendan itato,
they are the players who fought it out in last years final, and this year promises to be a bumper
of a tournament.
the first match is between samuel patrice and johnny carter, and samuel gets the break which is a beauty
knocking the number 14 in first and then knocked the number 12 in next and his third go, he attempted to
knock the number 9 in but missed by a whisker
and then johnny had his go, and he is on smalls, yep he missed the pocket with the first shot by the skin of his teeth
so samuel lined up with his next shot and knocked the 15v and the number 9 in, and only had 16, 10 and 11 to go
before the black ball, samuel was on a roll, and then samuel knocked the number 10 in, and there was no way he was
going to lose this game, no way, but then he knocked the 16 in and then straight away knocked the 11 in and then he was
on the 8 ball, and if he knocks this one in, the game is won, and the black was right near the hole, which was easy for samuel to sink
and he sank it, and samuel won, and johnny carter was out yet again, and samuel moved onto the next round, where he played the
winner of the other table, who was phillip cutherhead, and this was promising to be a promising match, so the referee tossed the coin
and phillip won and decided to break, and when he did he sent the ***** to 7th heaven, you see phillip beat 17 year old colin hayes,
who was hoping to ****** up the tournament, and when we interviewed colin, man, he was very disappointed but he knew that this year
wasn’t his year, samuel had the second shot, and by geez, he couldn’t have whacked a more perfect shot knocking the number 6 in the left
middle pocket, radical, samuel continued to show style by knocking 4 in right bottom and 3 in left middle and 5 in left middle and 2 in middle right
and 1 in middle left and 7 in middle right and then knocked the 8th in to win this easily.
the next game started with samuel and his opponent harry burns knocking each ball in 1 by 1 and samuel ended up winning this close match by a flukey
knock of the number 13 and the next shot on the 8th meant if you miss this you are going to harry’s turn so he knocked it in and samuel went to the bar
to rest up till his next game.and watch the match to see his next opponent, and the match was between brendan schultz and simon weather by and brendan
broke and it was a ****** powerful shot and simon was left wondering what hit him, brendan was the third best last year and he was determined to become
2 times better and simon wanted to set a trap for brendan, so to speak, he had some tricks lined up, and brendan wasn’t shy to display these shots in the match
brendan did a trickshot knocking number 14 in middle right and 9 in bottom left and 12 in middle left all at once, which left simon completely speechless,
brendan ended up winning and was waiting for simon to finish his losers interview, so he can talk about that win, simon told the press a pack of wild bulls
couldn’t beat brendan in this match and then he congratulated brendan, brendan was happy to be in the final against samuel to see who comes 1st or 2nd
1. they played the national; anthem of the USA
2. Samuel and brendan stood back to back and the referee was standing behind them
3. 10 year old benjamin whaler tossed the coin to see who will break in the tournament final, brendan won and chooses to break
4. brendan and simon had a arm wrestle in the lead up and on with the GAME in this bumper grand final
brendan broke and by geez he broke a beauty and knocked the 11 ball in and is on bigs, the next shot, brendan scattered all the ***** on
every corner of the table, and samuel had his next shot, and can’t believe he missed everything forcing brendan to have 2 shots, must be nerves
from the other two wins, brendan’s first shot knocked 16 and 5 in, which ruined the 2 shots that samuel gave him, samuel was very excited, he went
straight over to knock the 3 ball in and then knocked the 7 ball in and then nearly knocks the 4 ball in, but didn’t, and after that brendan sank the white ball
which gave samuel 2 shots, let’s hope he doesn’t do what brendan did, samuel concentrated very hard hitting the 3 ball in and then 1 ball in and then
the 6th ball in and then knocked the 2 ball, and without knowing it samuel was looking like winning the tournament, as he was 1 ball away from winning
the tournament, and samuel had his next shot but there was a lot of pressure, he sank the white and gave brendan 2 shots, which made brendan have
to concentrate, because he couldn’t make a mistake because samuel was on the 8 ball, brendan did a trick shot sinking 9 ball into middle left side and 10 ball
into middle right and 15 into right bottom, and then did another trick shot knocking 11 ball in the left middle pocket and 12 ball in the right middle pocket and
13 ball in the right corner pocket and 14 ball in the middle left, and both samuel and brendan were both on the 8th, the next whot brendan missed the right bottom pocket
and samuel had his shot and sank the black right into the top right pocket, which gave sam the tournament and brendan went out of the building refusing to talk to any member
of the press, the next step was
1. brendan congratulated sam on his great win
2. sam gets the trophy and says thanks to the crowd for making this all possible
the speech
i didn’t think i would win that last match
brendan was putting on some very good shots
and if it wasn’t for him missing that last shot
i wouldn’t’ have the chance, THANKS EVERYONE
and then sam held the cup over his head, and did a lap of honour around the pool hall, , and then the announcer said samuel, you are the best
and we will see you next year
GOODBYE
