"sneezer" poems
A fartle is a little ****
A tiny ***** teaser.
A puff of air, a piece of art,
An itsy sphincter sneezer.
Feb 4, 2015
Feb 4, 2015 at 8:30 PM UTC
There once was a sneezer named Rose
Who'd sneeze to the tips of her toes:
She once sneezed so heinous
She puked out her ****
And blew out her brains through her nose.
Oct 7, 2024
Oct 7, 2024 at 10:58 PM UTC
There's a place hidden inside of us all,
we keep it to ourselves so that no one can see it.
You see It contains all of the secrets
that the heart contains.
Whenever it is seen by another person
we lose our control,we lose our Hearts.
It has happened to me just. Once.
Only once.
She was a cop
well not really
a hostage negotiator
the term I think is first responder.
I was sat on the edge of a high rise.
Twenty-six storey high building
the people below in the far away street
looked like ants.
But I felt like one.
I wanted to end it all
and dive into oblivion.
Sure I had a gun
but it was not to use on someone else
it was for my last resort.
That's when she appeared
about ten feet behind me.
She had a kind Consolation about her.
Tell me it's not about a woman she said.
How did she know that.
It's my wife she's leaving me
taking the kids.
Why she asked.
Because she has found someone
she loves more than me.
She pulled a beer out of her purse.
Want to share my last beer she asked.
OK but you have to sit on the Ledge With me .
She did
oh my god she was pretty for a cop.
Can I have you put the gun away she said.
It was my last resort but I gave it to her.
She joined me on the ledge
We cracked open her last beer.
She said its OK
my husband left me he
said I was a workaholic
It's true I am
I looked at her eyes they were beautiful
He must of been crazy I said.
She smiled.
Come down with me
she purred back to ground zero.
Only if you will have a date with Me
She smiled
so if I date you you won't **** yourself.
I I guess so.
OK we will do it
one date
Promise
Yes I promise.
I followed her downstairs
the cops grabbed me.
And I knew
she had played me like a stradivarius.
I got out out of jail six months later
It was ok
Three hots and a cot.
A nice guy shared my cell.
No one tried to *** **** me.
When I was outside the gate
A car pulled up.
It was my cop.
The one who shared her last beer.
I said what the **** do you want.
You just got me six months in the sneezer
She smiled that beautiful smile of hers.
Did you learn anything in there.
Yes I learned not to trust Beautiful lady cops
She said I am here aren't I.
Yes, you are why?
You wanted a date
And I promised you one date right.
Yes you did.
Well take me on one.
We went for dinner
It was great she was so great.
She looked at me
Have you got over your wife leaving.
Yes I have
We shouldn't have been together really
It was for the kids.
OK do you want to see me again.
I whispered yes I do you are lovely.
Two years later.
Our second child was born.
She will be as beautiful as her mother I hope.
My kids come to us half the time we got joint custody.
I got work as fireman.
I sit in my chair some nights
and just look at her
She saved my life.
She shared her last beer with me.
And you know
what they say.
If you save Somebody's life.
They belong to you.
Mar 6, 2019
Mar 6, 2019 at 9:51 PM UTC
Defective detectives
Eyes as gluttons
Maketh wishes outta naught
Giveth something for nothing.
Diamond's as peeper's
Sneezer's sneeze hard
Pounding their brains
To their lips that speaketh lies
So enlarged!!!
Jun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 12:46 PM UTC
Tweezers
buzz
"butterfingers"
and bulbous sneezer
that is touched
by a feather
to make it
sneeze
and tickle
the funnybone
Feb 17, 2024
Feb 17, 2024 at 3:40 PM UTC