"smarterer" poems
sup
Docter Jedingaling here
with mah shiny PhD
so shiny
but u dont have one and u are whiny
but worry not peep
not everyone is as smat as me
trust me
ima docder
meby one day ull understand
that im smarterer than u
and theres nothn u can do
so just acept that fact
and eat a chezburger
with out a PhD
mines still shinyer than urs
because u dont have one
Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 2:38 PM UTC
I'm a docder, pretty wizard, how d'ya like that?
I prescribe drugs, you just wear a pointy hat!
I ain't no Dr. Phil BS or Dr. Dre crap,
While you're busy casting spells, I'm savin' some poor old chap
Against me, you wouldn't stand a chance
I'm smarterer than you, and you just have a fancy stance
I'm a real life livin' docder
And you need me as a proctor
Just to drink some vodkar
And by now I bet you're wonderin' what ya just got in yer
Ya can't even rhyme
So why should I waste a single bit of my time
Fightin' with ma docder powers which are all so sublime
And here's a little gift
Before I shift
Back ta destroyin' all ya lyin'
Without even tryin'
It's a free little lesson
Better count it as a blessin'
Crap, wizard, that, warcraft and path
Don't rhyme, just do the math
And also by the way, you misspelled "WRATH!!!!!"
I can wear whatever I want, from my boots up to my hat
So, my little wizard, what d'ya think of that?
I can use anything, from a .50 cal to a bat
You just get a stick, and a stupid purple hat
I can eat 416 billion grams of fat
And cuz I'm a docder, I'd burn it off in nothin' flat
By just using a little brainpower to focus
All of my smartererness, against your hocus pocus
You could never mess with me
Or either docder buddy,
Jedingaling and Murly
You'd leave so freakin early
If we started a beef
So just can it, and save yourself the grief
Against Walsh, you would flee
And as of now, he hasn't even got his docder PhD!
Unlike me!
Yeah, try every fancy trick
And poke me with a stick
A docder can take any pain,
From a puny little stick to a saw with a chain!
And then the docder'd turn around and use an attack
And your whole puny world would fade into black
You are done
I have just won
CUZ I'M A DOCDER, SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 7:22 AM UTC
Here are some facts that you may or may not know:
100% of Guy Clark's albums are great
The dumbest docder there is is smarterer than 100% of all nondocders
100% of black planes are black
98% of teenage girls are annoying
100% of the scenes in Kelly's Heroes are awesome
0% of movies recommended by teenage girls are good
100% of married men have relinquished their freedom
This poem is 100% done
Jul 11, 2014
Jul 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM UTC
ima Docter Jedingaling
and i have news thats so great its
ok
the sun wont blow up to day
and aleins wont eat ourr brains
probably
actually
aleins would only want to eat mah brains
because im smarterer that everyone
and smarterer brains are the tastiest
and full of calcium
and protein
and nutricous fats
and carbs
and starches
and vitamins
and minerals
and potassium
and sodium
and prunes
and fiber
and brainy stuf
and thoughts
and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stuf that ur brain doesnt have
trust me ima docder
that might be eaten by aleins
but they wont
cause i ate my prunes to day
with mah PhD
cuz a used it like a spoon
Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC
gravity is fake
i invented it
imadocder
and docders make gravity
except
gravity doesnt apply to me
i invented it
im its master
but ur not
cuz im smarterer than every one
May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014 at 2:43 PM UTC
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there is a pattern in this poem, but you can't see it. The only people who can see it are MrDrProfessor Murly, Docter Jedingaling PhD and me, because we're smarterer than you
Jun 21, 2014
Jun 21, 2014 at 8:53 PM UTC
Im the docder
u do what i say
if u dont u will die
from a disease on a random day
im smarterer than u
i got my phd
and without me
u would be dead from triple E
i live in the bayou
cuz i can
eat ur watamelones
or u will u not get a tan
eat ur prunes
or ur *** will get clogged
and u will pop open and die
trust me
Ima docder
Apr 16, 2014
Apr 16, 2014 at 3:19 PM UTC
Don't look at what this arrow is pointing to ------> I told you not to look
Or this one ---------------------------------------> You have disobeyed a doctah
Or this one ---------------------------------> You're supposed to do what I say
Or this one ----------> Now you shall die from a disease on a random day
Look at what this arrow is pointing to -----------> I'm smarterer than you
But not this one --------> To save your own life, you must now (gunshot)
Or this one ---------> Follow my Hello Poetry account and like this poem
Look at what this one is pointing to --> Don't worry about that gunshot
And this one -----------------------------------> I'll be fine, 'cause I'm a doctah
If this poem confuses you, good. You have obeyed the doctah and shall live a long, happy life. If this poem makes sense to you, you have disobeyed a doctah, and you're hosed (unless you're a doctah yourself).
Aug 22, 2014
Aug 22, 2014 at 11:13 AM UTC
this is a poem
yeah
uhhhhhhh
thats really all i had to say
docders are like that
concise
a stoof
and i smarterer than u
so i get to be
consise
yah
May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014 at 4:27 PM UTC
There is a reason
in case you're wondering
There is a explanation as to why we feel
the way we feel
during that time of year
That time of year when it's chilly
or for other people
just not as hot as it usually is
There is a reason
You know in science class
when they taught you that the earth circles the sun
well there is something that they don't teach you.
The universe does that too
our universe
it revolves around and around
I don't know how long it's been that way
or what set it into motion
or even what it's revolving around
but I'll let you know once I find out
and I will find out
There are other universes too that travel around in the same way ours does
And within each of those universes
there is us
There is you and there is me and there are others
People just like us
but different
People in a reality where maybe
we are all dogs
or eat clothing for nutrition
or or maybe simply have longer hair.
A reality where you are still you
but maybe just a little smarterer
funnier or creative
or have an aesthetic for ripped jeans and eyeliner
maybe you like jazz
maybe you prefer psychedelic rock
or maybe you hate music altogether
Despite all these differences
you
and your others
are the same
deep down
On the orbital journeys of the many universes
there is a point in time when all of the universes are closest together
This is when we are closest to our others
We feel happy
Because we feel as if we are closer than we've ever been to understanding and accepting who we really are
and we feel the least alone
of course not everyone feels this way
There are some people who that when this time of year comes around
they feel stressed out
or sad
or just cold;
not cold just because of the weather, of course
but because they are now closer to the person they hate the most
the person that they are;
Oct 30, 2017
Oct 30, 2017 at 8:26 PM UTC