"poopoo" poems - Hello Poetry

Hats and Hooves and Humming Birds, Moulded cheese and strawberry Nerds, Oh, Good Gracious Paper, You are this poems maker, The Lion kills, Gryffindor's dead, the snake bites him, Slytherin lies on the bed, The Raven caws, Ravenclaw is upset The badger has a cold, 'Hufflepuff takes him to the vet." "I am the Lord of the Rings", Says Mr.Frodo Then Sauron comes out from Mordor Gollum Screams, "Smeagol the Lord." Boromir kills Saruman, using a sword All ends bad, as is bad Denethor in his house goes mad, he burns himself and leaves Gondor sad, Bilbo beats the old took, all because of that footpad There is havoc, everywhere Voldemort challenges Sauron to a dare, Voldemort has the Elder wand, Sauron wields the ring and jumps into a pond They duel right there, wand and ring, Sauron things Voldemort's a dumb thing, Sauron wins and Voldemort flees then Sauron boasts about his good deeds harry's happy but Frodo's sad and Bilbo is weeping over his lad, Sams works for Sauron's evil garden, and pippin lives in a barn with a hen thank you, oh paper, This funny poems maker, unfortunately, I didn't write this poem on you, I wrote it on a computer screen, nanana poopoo

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Feb 26, 2017

Feb 26, 2017 at 2:39 AM UTC

jeet-ratadia

Terribly Dumb

Hats and Hooves and Humming Birds, Moulded cheese and strawberry Nerds, Oh, Good Gracious Paper, You are this poems maker, The Lion kills, Gryffindor's dead, the snake bites him, Slytherin lies on the bed, The Raven caws, Ravenclaw is upset The badger has a cold, 'Hufflepuff takes him to the vet." "I am the Lord of the Rings", Says Mr.Frodo Then Sauron comes out from Mordor Gollum Screams, "Smeagol the Lord." Boromir kills Saruman, using a sword All ends bad, as is bad Denethor in his house goes mad, he burns himself and leaves Gondor sad, Bilbo beats the old took, all because of that footpad There is havoc, everywhere Voldemort challenges Sauron to a dare, Voldemort has the Elder wand, Sauron wields the ring and jumps into a pond They duel right there, wand and ring, Sauron things Voldemort's a dumb thing, Sauron wins and Voldemort flees then Sauron boasts about his good deeds harry's happy but Frodo's sad and Bilbo is weeping over his lad, Sams works for Sauron's evil garden, and pippin lives in a barn with a hen thank you, oh paper, This funny poems maker, unfortunately, I didn't write this poem on you, I wrote it on a computer screen, nanana poopoo

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poopoo ****** la doodoo erectus. **** titily winks and nods. ***** ***** bangbang and *** dot end.

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Jan 17, 2013

Jan 17, 2013 at 7:47 PM UTC

mike-1

my grandma. will be thy hope of name. so, cowabunga, *******

poopoo ****** la doodoo erectus. **** titily winks and nods. ***** ***** bangbang and *** dot end.

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just write through every thingle bad feeling you'll ever feel in your entire loife. my grandma died but i can write it out and feel better and remember the good times. my lip hurts cuz the dentist burnt it with his tools but i can write it out and realize it looks like a huge coldesore and its fun to bite. my job is a diabetes factory lorded over by monkeys who love the smell of throwing their own poopoo but i can write it out so now its actually a place full of individuals who struggle to express themselves and therefore have to express themselves in the only way they know how, which is by exerting power, and so exerting power in itself becomes something of an art and some people's paintings are like throwing up through a straw onto a spongy canvas. there is that sort of art, that the masses can appreciate and find fun to look at, and then there is the art that goes unnoticed.

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Sep 25, 2014

Sep 25, 2014 at 2:23 PM UTC

cnd

DFW graduation speech

just write through every thingle bad feeling you'll ever feel in your entire loife. my grandma died but i can write it out and feel better and remember the good times. my lip hurts cuz the dentist burnt it with his tools but i can write it out and realize it looks like a huge coldesore and its fun to bite. my job is a diabetes factory lorded over by monkeys who love the smell of throwing their own poopoo but i can write it out so now its actually a place full of individuals who struggle to express themselves and therefore have to express themselves in the only way they know how, which is by exerting power, and so exerting power in itself becomes something of an art and some people's paintings are like throwing up through a straw onto a spongy canvas. there is that sort of art, that the masses can appreciate and find fun to look at, and then there is the art that goes unnoticed.

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The Non-Subliminal Criminal High Priest of Hypocrisy The Diplomat of Draft Dodgery The Great Example of Paying Test-Takers The Loudmouth of Wealthy Fakery The Main Proof of Miseducation The Nanocrat of Non-Payment Potentate of *********** Sultan of **** Patronage The Grand Poobah of Poopoo The Big Wheel of Blather The Salesman of Bull-puckey High Lama of Skullduggery The Master Purveyor of Inaccuracies The Pride of Misrepresentation The Scion of Misdirection and Nepotism. The Black Knight of Spite. The Grand Lizard of Hate and Bigotry The Fomenter of Torment. The Master of Catastrophe The Master of the Quick Disaster The Worshipper of War by Proxy The Lover of Lies and Liars The Promiser of Pusillanimity The Handmaiden of Bribery The Worshipper of Massive Greed The Purchaser of Fake News The Dandy With Unseen Clothes. The Undead Ghost of the Capitol The Horrible Haunt of the Presidency The Embodiment of Embarrassment. The Shamelessness of Gross Shuckery.

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Mar 15, 2018

Mar 15, 2018 at 6:11 PM UTC

brent-kincaid

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

The Non-Subliminal Criminal High Priest of Hypocrisy The Diplomat of Draft Dodgery The Great Example of Paying Test-Takers The Loudmouth of Wealthy Fakery The Main Proof of Miseducation The Nanocrat of Non-Payment Potentate of *********** Sultan of **** Patronage The Grand Poobah of Poopoo The Big Wheel of Blather The Salesman of Bull-puckey High Lama of Skullduggery The Master Purveyor of Inaccuracies The Pride of Misrepresentation The Scion of Misdirection and Nepotism. The Black Knight of Spite. The Grand Lizard of Hate and Bigotry The Fomenter of Torment. The Master of Catastrophe The Master of the Quick Disaster The Worshipper of War by Proxy The Lover of Lies and Liars The Promiser of Pusillanimity The Handmaiden of Bribery The Worshipper of Massive Greed The Purchaser of Fake News The Dandy With Unseen Clothes. The Undead Ghost of the Capitol The Horrible Haunt of the Presidency The Embodiment of Embarrassment. The Shamelessness of Gross Shuckery.

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