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Creepstar Jan 2016
Woken from drunken slumber hazy
Good thing it does not phase me
Suffeting feeling kind of lazy
But I'll drink on til I see Daisy

Reunion with the lads today
Its been so long,so much to say
After pub,in the woods to play
By the time we're by the fire all reality will be washed away
Yenson Jan 27
I was born and raised in the ghetto
Talk with me and you'll know
I was satisfied with living mindlessly
I started looking around for any scam going
But listen to my story,  

I know the Babylon gangsters
Who said they got some friends back West in Bow
Said, "Why don't you work for us
we'll help bring you west
Well you will be a mandem at least"
and we'll throw some peanuts your way

We'll bring you west make you proper mandem
But you must spout our ******* as we tell you
since you have so much time
and nothing better to do
Just do as told
but the joke was on me
They had me just making a fool of myself
left me flat to see

Staying in the Island
( begging to come West)
Yes I know, I'll scam some easy money
and make out alright
Staying in the Island
( begging to come West)
Where I can be proper mandem
and can make some bread
Stuck in the Island
( begging to come West)
Think I'll do alright

Struggling for recognition, identity and easy dollars
I got a lot of problems, they told me not to fret
Said, "We will stand by you if you do as told
and If the going gets rough"
you know how to harrass, intimidate, bully lie and stalk

But when I started as their errand boy
They just said just continue bluffing
you're a scammer and gangmember
we will help you get to the West in yer dreams

Stuck in the Island
( begging to come West)
Yes I know, I'll scam some easy money
and make out alright
Stuck in the Island
( begging to come West)
Where my music's can make some bread
Stuck in the Island
( begging to come West)
Think I'll do alright

'Bout years has come and gone
And left me standing here
yelling my head off till no hair left
preaching scams and serving western gangsters
Thinking how it could have been
'Cause still I ain't nowhere

They surely taking me for a ride
Trample on my pride and stupify me
But I'll hold my head up high
and do all to flog my poor quality merch
the scam sideline to etch out some dollars
Man, I gotta lot of tears to cry

Stuck in the Island
( begging to come West)
Yes I know, I'll scam some easy money
and make out alright
Staying in the Island
( begging to come West)
Where the gangs are racking it in
Stuck in the Island
( begging to come West)
Think I'll do alright
Creepstar Mar 2016
Gimmie a thick ****
With a big ****
So I can nut
Before the deep cut

A pound of draw
Word I saw
Kick her out the door
Ain't seein' her no more

Drop that cold hard lyric
**** I give,call me a synic
I'm in it to win it
So gimmie a minute

Its not an apathetic mind state
I'm irate
Outlaw,land pirate
I'll drink a ******* crate

While I mastabate
During a mass debate
Over the fate
Of mans *******,but wait...

Check the chick tied to the bed
She give good head
But when I said
I'd rather be dead

Her jaw dropped all irrational
She needs to liven up,I'm a cannibal
I'm a fan of all
Each creature with a mandible

Strip flesh clean down to the bone
I'll leave your family alone
Cos they clean out my zone
I won't atone

For the thing I do next
Mandem is vext
When I don't get back text
left feeling perplexed
Platinum Oct 18
Ouch, A pinch brought me out of where I was
Where was I, who was I, i suddenly felt the urge to sigh
Ooooff, it was my birthday, I was turning 18, another rating, said my friends who were also anticipating
Was I alright?, Miss Chad looked at me in fright

I don't know, Just started looking at classic **** a little to deep
I suddenly knew what to throw away and what to keep
Some birthday gifts just weirdly started spelling the word "creep"
Am I but another lost person or lost sheep

Nauseous, I thought I was sick
I turned on the TV and started calling Rick and Morty, Morty and Rick
It amounted to no time that my homies started seeing signs of the ick
From chilling with the mandem to playing the ladies's pick a *****

Now I'm at a refute to leave
I'm no longer able to play "lots to take, less to give"
Wait, I now have my own taxes and bills
The money I have at my disposal, gives me the chills

Hold on, wait, is this truly maturity
This isn't what my friends told me I should be expecting
Well, it's happened, and at least, I know it can be handled
***** maturity, ***** grown-ups, alas, they are still boats you have to paddle!!!!!
Yenson Apr 2023
And she sings of the Reds
the mediocre of our erstwhile times
mandem simpletons chavs and chavettes
Government assisted underachievers
mired in spite and bile

She lampoons the saps
our home grown moaning brigage
lets blame it on the moon last night ya'all
loonies et dross paroding militancy
simple minds' distractions

She says as Aliens know
shows why misery loves company
know cocktail sausages not good enough
ninety seconds leaves frustrations
whats there to smile about

She's on bout Red Robins
mediocre inadequate lowscalers
acerbic haters full of jealousy envy an spite
our ignoramus Che Guevaras
hating venting fuming an breathing toxicity
small penises enraged
our gangs of cowards and bullies can never
ever be happy and real











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