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andy fardell Feb 2011
So its the weekend ...the deep end
time for chillin ...beerin and feeding our souls
room for sleeping ...wantin and needin time out

watch some footy eat me breaky and drink lots of tea
grab me hangover ...drink some oj ..eat me eggy on toast
sunday dinner ...roasty tattys and beef on the bone
Hovis ...salmon sarnies or leftovers me boast

time of argues ..family values and shoutin each out
time for reason ,time for grandpas and cousins to visit afar

So the weekend ..what a weekend
time for monday morning blues
andy fardell Feb 2011
I hate Tuesdays .....
its a pants day.
a none day
a one day

I hate Tuesdays ...
its a new day
the first day
of the week

I hate Tuesdays
but love
Sundays
Its bacon
roast beef dinner
Hovis bread for tea
and top gear on the telly

everyday should be Sunday

the best day of the week
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
Hominis Vis – "the strength of man"
The Hovis brand name which came
from Latin, was coined in 1890 by a
London student for a competition
organised by  Richard Stoney Smith
the company founder who is buried
in Highgate Cemetery under a *******
Stone which is supposedly a metaphor
for " Hominis Vis ". Worth a visit.
I was in the twenty-four hour supermarket at close to midnight. I always shopped at that time because it was quieter and because it was easy to find somewhere to park. It was a cold time. The workers all looked sleepy and the store security eyed me up as if I had pilfered a packet of noodles.
     A girl I hadn’t seen in years was in the wine aisle, her basket fairly full: a loaf of Hovis, dark chocolate, and a packet of M&M's. When we got into the car park I made her laugh because my bag broke and the radishes rolled on the concrete like small red pupils.
     I’d got to the last-but-one roundabout when I realised she had followed me home. She parked her car and came into my house, asking if I could make her a sandwich and pour us each a glass of red. I didn’t think it was strange, but I noticed she had a ring on her finger, the signal of marriage. I put cucumber between the slices because there was nothing else even though I’d been shopping.
     She told me she liked the food but could I please go back to the car and get the noodles from the back seat. The street was empty but full of houses. Her car, a Ford, was there, but not mine. I understood my car was still in the car park six miles away, gathering frost, waiting for me to drive it home.
     When I got back inside, she was grabbing her coat.
Written: December 2017.
Explanation: A poem written in my own time for university (as such, changes likely), in the style of Ian Seed. Feedback welcome. Please note that 'Hovis' is a British company that makes bread and flour. A link to my Facebook page can be found on my HP home page.
NOTE: Many of my older pieces will be removed from HP at some point in the future.
Ema Aug 2023
hovis in the air
liminal criminal
on the loose
and it's no use
to peruse
this boundary
floundering
and meandering
slant rhyming
is not cool
it's actually
pretty liminal
effort? minimal
and is that so criminal?
The brittle chicken bones of beta-men are lamely legless 'cause fine
alpha-females may not raise stone aqueducts via a modern-day civil
discourse that's been totally surrendered to Satan-mandated dictates
that lawless U.N./E.U. fiends have unlawfully wrought & rendered.

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