"feste" poems
There once was a young man named Feste, and he was not a very good young man.
He was a thief, and a sneaky one at that. He would go to all of the stores in the market and steal anything that he pleased.
He loved to steal from the baker and the butcher especially.
He would go to his hiding place in the forest after his deviousness and eat away his stolen treasures, brooding on what a “clever little boy” he was.
The baker and the butcher knew though. They noticed him coming in most days and leaving in quite a hurry. They could not actually catch him in the act, but they knew beyond a doubt what he was doing. They were having drinks together one night though when they devised a clever scheme to stop him from stealing ever again. The butcher carved up a juicy ham, and the baker baked up a delicious pie, but they added a little something extra to it…
The butcher made sure to quite a bit of alcohol into the ham, and the baker did the same with his pie. They both set their two traps in the store, right when the spoiled thief Feste came strolling into the market with his eyes gleaming.
The baker watched him walk into his shop,the pie disappeared.
The butcher watched him walk into his shop, the ham disappeared.
They both smiled and went about their work.
Feste rushed to his hiding place and devoured his stolen goodies so fast that he didn’t even realize how peculiar it seemed to taste...
Not long after, he started to feel strange. Numb and stupid. He ran towards the village, acting a buffoon. The villagers stared and laughed at Feste acting so odd. His mother found him though and brought down the fury.
“Feste! Why are you acting like a **** fool?" She demanded.
He threw out a few words in a drunken stupor and swayed in place.
"Wait.. have you been drinking!?” She screamed.
“Noe maum! Allll Ie had todae is pie and haam!” He stammered in a drunken sway.
“And where exactly did you get those!?” She inquired.
Feste had a look of terror on his face and grew silent.
He was found out to be the no good thief and was punished severely, because his mother thought he stole the alcohol as well as the pie and ham, and he couldn’t prove otherwise.
Feste never stole again and he even apologized to the butcher and baker, though they still do have a laugh now and then…
The End
Jan 15, 2013
Jan 15, 2013 at 7:03 PM UTC
“Like a drowned man, a fool and a mad man:
one draught above heat makes him a fool;
the second mads him; and a third drowns him.”
— Feste, Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Pulling into Colbert on a mid-week afternoon,
I stride through drifts of passengers falling
from each carriage.
Inside, they deck the station out
in wait like chess figures. I leave as soon as I arrive.
Blessed with rain again,
pestering the roof tiles, great sweeps
of grey water
dash each street. Across,
a building's squared face, chipped bottle green.
Namelessly familiar,
my hermitage.
I enter half-drowned.
I place myself on mark at the bar,
flanked by fellow veterans. To my left, a lowered head,
the dark hide of a colt
retired early from his race.
Right,
a creased face and suit I dimly recognise.
Before my eyes adjust, I limply
raise my hand —
few fingers outstretched, Christlike. A head bows
in response. He moves
to draw a black slick glass;
a tarred trickle, foam-topped like stormed wave.
The first.
A swash against my lip, my mouth
a vacant cove.
Bitter, it gathers in the pit of my tongue
— my pleasure,
I swallow half in one surge.
Apr 29, 2016
Apr 29, 2016 at 9:48 AM UTC
Oh Fools!
The pain, the unheeded advice-
Oh Feste, oh gravediggers, oh Fools!
Hiding behind the garb of jesters,
I hear your truth.
I know the fate sleeping in the riddle.
Alas! Poor Yourick knows it well.
For that which lives must die,
And that which dies has no tongue,
No verbage to warn.
Whilst the kings laugh
At morbid jokes,
The Fool sheds a tear,
For behind all good jests
Is a terrible truth.
Apr 1, 2017
Apr 1, 2017 at 5:55 PM UTC
under this grey suburban sky
thunders rolling as rocks and drums
then silence in concrete transit spaces
although wild beats inside our veins
hunting scenes and escapes in vain
taste of honey and salt on your teeth
prey predators and carnival masks
smiles dreams feasts fire tears
running water
silence and lightning
remote storms
gentle breeze
essences and perfumes
tobacco leather cinnamon and ashes
smells of life
and skin
it's time to go home
home where we will recall
every flavor
every hug
every drop of dew
every smile and every single tear
their true meaning
and we will ask ourselves
why?
why have we ever parted from our heart?
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sotto questo grigio cielo suburbano
tuoni che rotolano come pietre e tamburi
poi silenzio in spazi di transito di asfalto e cemento
anche se il selvatico batte nelle nostre vene
scene di caccia e fughe invano
sapore di miele e sale sui denti
prede predatori e maschere di carnevale
sorrisi sogni feste lacrime
acqua corrente
silenzio e fulmini
tempeste remote
e brezza leggera
essenze e profumi
tabacco cuoio cannella e cenere
odori di vita
e di pelle
è ora di tornare a casa
casa dove ricorderemo
ogni sapore
ogni abbraccio
ogni goccia di rugiada
ogni sorriso e ogni singola lacrima
il loro vero significato
e ci chiederemo
perché?
perché mai ci siamo separati dal nostro cuore?
Sep 4, 2018
Sep 4, 2018 at 3:31 AM UTC
I once had a love affair
With Shakespeare
From Nick Bottom's fuzzy ***
To Launce Gobbo in the know
And feisty Feste crooning a Jewess
Then a new direction
R&J breaking rules
Pants on a Shrewess
Two Gents Rockin' 'bout Sylvia
Bleachers, lights and stage
A comedy, no Error, then
Tempest, the Next Generation
Prospero in 2314AD.
Yep. All of them:
Complete works! (abridged)
Before I left the park.
A gap in time before
Darkly pierced prince
Mourning loss of mother
Ends the affair.
Jun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 8:56 PM UTC