In some far off future place somewhere
just this place someone w/ a big-*** brain
will ask his fellow space-brains what was
this thing called a beautiful woman?
The other elongated heads look at the guy
w/ huge flashing eyes: no one's spoken of
such things since the earth became uninhabitable
from irradiation: 0-☉|☉. )|( .♀︎= xo∞+Xy.
'I don't care a **** about the fate of mankind
[lost cause] - I'm talking about the human female;
she is said to have had va-va-voom;
now he was really getting stares; but... 'I was just wondering how long she
was -' he said w/ finality -' - do u mean how long ago?
Many light many light years; the earth has been dead
for over a million years; where did u get this archaic
idea of 'woman' -
'y'know what - just **** u, guys - [-]'ll do my own research -
I'll go look it up in the Akasha records;
u're all a bunch of *****-' said the spaceman
walking out on his buds, all staring w/ eyes
of all kinds at each other & everywhere else
at once [ ] ( )
the question having been asked since
time began as soon as there was light;
some guy said how tall are u, & she said she didn't know,
but she looked like a lanky fifteen so he took her home
to see if she could cook & if not he
could always her, or something -
since philosophers began
themselves questions they
couldn't answer they wondered
how long the girl's legs were. the way
she stepped in her high-heel sandals every man
had to know the answer to the question of her height -
statuesque is a word they used to describe a woman
they actually made a statue of; Venus has no arms
but she didn't need arms to kick poor Tiresius
in the ***** & that was b/c she liked him - him & Adonis,
who met a gory end, Hermes got some & ducked out
w/out his winged sandals before Apollo,
his old Nemesis & brother came home
to house of the sun where Aphrodite
lay sunning herself on the hot tar roof thinking
of Vulcan & his big blazing hammer |
beating steel into swords -
atop a soft blanket of Fenris wolfskin; ;
Einstein once asked Bohr 'how long is a beautiful woman?'
& Niels didn't miss a beat; saying tot old Einstein: 'A woman
is beautiful over every inch of her body, therefor e a beautiful woman is only an inch -' & not expecting that rejoinder Einstein threw in his two-cents: 'relatively speaking that same inch can be expanded
to cover miles in every direction & yet remain a single inch; -'
'Now yer getting it, boy,' replied the older scientist;
'if u can't beat 'em, eat 'em -'
there were prostitutes outside & the two boys
got a couple of easy girl to go to the canteen w/ them
& then back to a little hide-away the physicists shared
when they wanted to be around women who were stupid
as fence-rails & theses prostitutes were so illiterate they
could barely speak - fək -
Scheiße: Definitions of ****
noun: an act of ****** *******.
verb: have ****** ******* with (someone) duh.
ruin or damage (something) by ******* it .
exclamation;
used alone or as a noun ( the **** )
or a verb in various ( ), abusive, phrases to express anger,
annoyance, contempt, impatience, ( );
or surprise, or simply for emphasis.
[noun: *******, piece of ***, nookie,
shtup, nooky, ****,
*****, ***, *******, piece of tail]
verb: bed, to bed, lie with, get laid, have it off,
sleep with, ****, love, jazz, sleep together, bonk, bang, boff,
have ***, make out, eff, know, *****,
be intimate, make love, do it, have *******
don't **** with me, man, said Al scaring the girls punk-*** **** off by flashing [the ****** were duly impressed]
the Ruger .25 he always carried in his vest pocket;
[ ] ...
['Oh, ****!' she said. 'Oh, ****! Oh **** me! **** me!
Harder! Oh ! Aah! Ah-ah-Uh-huuh-na...']
****, it won't start;( ) go **** yourself;
they can go and **** if they want to; [they're old enough -]
****! *******, **** up, **** around,
****-up, **** about, I don't give a ****!
