An ABCDERIAN of soups
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As an application for the post of ~
Castle Sou Chef and would be Laureate
Below stairs a Sou Chef most extra ordinary
Is required. ( Only stupid need apply)
Candidates must be most experienced and
Inspiring without pride ,prejudice or ego.
Dedicated to the daily soup production and
Miles and miles of uplifting prose for all
Each and every day, three sessions per day
Without interruption or failure to amuse
For with failure comes “Death by be heading “
No second chances , there’s no way out.
Granted this post has never been filled ,
No applications have ever been received.
Hundreds of sad Sou i cidal people have tried
To apply but their poetry was *******.
I think they were happy with the risk of failure
It must have played a part I guess.
Joking with the chief jailer ,had this Poet with.
His finger to write with ink in the dust
Kings loved this kind of justice, killing two birds
Poets and Sou chefs with a single stone.
Like as if any poet could be a Sou chef
With his head always in the clouds ?
Might I then hand this condemned Poet a life-
Line with an aid of ABCDERIAN of soups .
Now to enable him to list by heart a few soups
And produce a winning Anthology ~
Olives, Omelette, Onions , Oranges all make
Special soups and very special soups too.
Pakchoi,Panchetta, Parsley,Parsnips,Pasta,
Peas , Peppers and pretty purple prose.
Quick soups, slow soups,Pork and potatoes
Poultry,Prawns in barley , even prunes.
Radicchio, Rice,Rosemary, roasted lamb shank
Indeed a hundred and one different broths
Soups of the Mediterranean,Seafood ,Salsa,
Samosas or simply left over sausages.
Thai chicken noodle,stir fry bean sprouts,
Thyme, tofu or even mention Tuscan bean
Using recipes from around the World over a
Thousand days ,should allay the AXE.
Vegetables both hot or cold ,sour or sweet
Can be produced from,Knowledge of vinegar
Wild mushrooms grow in every corner of the
Castle inside the walls and without
Xanadu can thence become the paradise a
Poet seeks as long as he can stand damp
Yes poet if you can’t stand the damp try to get
Into an unbearable heat of the Kitchen.
Zucchini (or courgettes as you know them)
May bring this poem to a close. Now Apply.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Written by Philip
December 14th 2018.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A true story of man’s struggle to overcome adversity
