"bitey" poems
There was this old dawg from Japan,
who thought his left arm was a ham.
He salted it lightly
and took out a bitey
and screamed for some more as he ran.
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There was this young girl from the stars,
who stopped for some pudding on Mars.
The more that she ate,
the more she lost weight
until all that was left was her ****
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I knew a young duck called magoo,
who liked to spend time at the zoo,
when the lion escaped,
he put on his cape
and fed everyone carnivore stew.
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There once was a girl called Cherise,
who befriended a flock of white geese.
They taught her to fly,
and as years passed by,
she grew feathers, two wings and a beak.
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You know the inventor called Einstein?
He once had beer with his eisbein....
A rock n Roll pout
soon formed on his snout
and now he listens to Rammstein.
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This ninja loved his katana-
he used it to cut through bananas,
one wicked night
he slipped with a fright
and cut off is head in the drama.
Jan 22, 2010
Jan 22, 2010 at 10:14 PM UTC
Ya couldn't call me restless
but nah, ya couldn't call me lucid either
Floating on a benzo-pretty philharmonic cloud.
Sharp bitey thinglings softened
they swim backward in confusion
and this Kwan Yin, floating freely
leaves them gasping on the sand.
She regards dark circles, smiling
She regards her injuries, smiling
She regards her troubles, smiling
All around, a pinkish haze
Nay, the chemicals won't will trip her
catch her painted skirt
and tear silk
to be jolted from her reverie
is never to be told.
This she knows, but now she floats
for she must have tangible proof...
that Reality is not real
and the text is set in BOLD.
00.11.6539
Jun 10, 2013
Jun 10, 2013 at 6:25 AM UTC
Eaty eaty
Bitey bitey
Eat up. Ignore the zombies
at the door
Icecream sundaes
fresh pulled brains
I bet you'll all want more
Jun 24, 2017
Jun 24, 2017 at 12:41 PM UTC
fall-off-the-bone priestess
born under the pale grunge moon
offering up her (fingernails)
to the bitey flash of a laptop screen leaking into an unlit room
and the infinite bliss that is:
red electrical tape
over the blue indicator light at the tip of the power cord.
and she will **** us.
amen.
Dec 18, 2015
Dec 18, 2015 at 1:53 AM UTC
Loathsome little loving liars
Lying laughingly lazily
Poor pretentious puny pet
Phrasing picture perfect plays
Forty ******* fornicators
Flogging feathered flappers
Words wired without winds
Wistfully woven wrongfully
Bi-curious bitey bell-shaped *******
Bump big butts boastfully
Helping Harry's holey hippocampus
Holes he hides here hazily
Jun 18, 2019
Jun 18, 2019 at 10:43 PM UTC