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Bill murray Oct 2015
Who's master do you serve?
Asked the mistress to Mr longnhard
I serve
Master Bation,
Replied Mr longnhard
The mistress replied back
'Do you have any idea how I get ahold of this master Bation?
Mr longnhard replied'
You can get ahold of him you just need one or two finger's
To reach out to him!
Anton Sep 2019
Sa taliwala niining akong kalibutan nga puno sa kaguol,
ikaw dinhi sa akong kibuhi ang niabot ug niduol,
hinaot unta nga ikaw dili ug dili magabasol,
kay ako intawn kanimo wala'y ika hatag bisan gamay na suhol,
kung pananglitan nga ikaw bation ug kakatol,
hinaut unta nga sa lain tawo dili musagol,
kay ako ania man nga pirme andam itunol,
ang gugma ko nga sa kasing kasing mo mu-bukol.
Lazarus nyakundi Dec 2019
Sometimes you might think you are way clever, only for you to realize you're just a "genie'***"
Tonight I am being shamed
For doing no wrong
A healthy act
That I did all on my own
My room was warm so I opened my window
But my blinds were fully drawn
I heard some sounds
While I performed
A stranger had joined to
I guess watch the action
Made there presence known
But with no much reaction
I kept my stride because
Who of us two was in the wrong
Me in my room all by myself
Or the one to creeped up to my window
What a disgrace
but I didn’t stop, I finished my task
Because the one who was outside the window
Didnt know and didn’t ask
But I am fairly certain for the past 10 years
Everytime I Masturbated
There has always been at least one pair
Of eyes and one pair of ears
And I’m just ******* sick and tired
Of trying to live my life
Handicapped by someone outside
Trying to control me with thier
Shameful words
And trying to control me with fear

So I just **** and and finished the job
Because I knew that I wasn’t doing
Anything at all wrong
And if you did t want to be with me while I was doing that then you definitely did not have to come up to my window In my yard and literally make your self fairly well known and proceed to stay at my window in my yard making noises to either enjoy the show or to try to intimidate or scare me  so I would ******* my my room all alone with no way to see what I was doing unless you literally were inches from my window you ***** little devil you. And since you proceeded to hang out even after I asked you to leave then, good for you homie you got a free show. Now get the **** over it and maybe if someone is pleasuring themselves and you don’t want to watch, then get the **** away from the window

— The End —