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Mike T Minehan Oct 2012
The reason there aren't so many vampyres
around these days is they don't like TV hype
and the intrusions of TV news crews. It transpires
that vampyres prefer late hours and like low light levels
because they're egregarious and don't like to be seen inebrious
in the middle of their heinous, intravenous revels.
Also, unfavorable reviews about transfusions
and the confusion caused by AIDS, at this juncture,
has definitely reduced the appeal of being seduced
by some crazed and gurgling Transylvanian
bloodsucker lusting to puncture the jugular,
or any other available vein again,
especially when you don't know if they've disinfected their fangs
or only licked them after draining their last victim.

After all, vampyres were brought up in castles
when there weren't antiseptics for gargles
and they haven't been taught prophylactic criteria
against such apocalyptic viral bacteria.
And if you've ever seen vampyres with condoms
on their teeth, you'll know what I mean.  
It's a scream. Everyone finds them hilarious. It'd be easier
to die laughing than to go down with anemia.
Also, like everyone else, vampyres hate ridicule.
No-one likes being seen as the fool.
  
And the other reason vampyres are scarce now
is that there are so many genuine muggers, hoods, crims,
druggies, financial leeches, homicidal maniacs,
psychopathic liars and genocidal tendencies to conjure up real fears
out there, that there's not much room left for quaint old-fashioned vampyres, poor dears.  

But do you know something? Even though they were naughty,
I miss their occasional ****. I know it was gory,
but those kisses, oh boy. We got into the femoral artery inside the thigh. It was *****. But when AIDs came along,
that was it.  Definitely bye-bye. Nobody wanted to die.  
These are the facts.  
So these vampyres were starving and they reverted to bats.  
Did a midnight flit,
and that's the end of my story.
It's like when you have the stomach flu,
and the first thing you toss up is your favorite,
homemade, blueberry muffins. How after that,
even though you've eaten them for 19 years,
just the thought of violet-speckled, baked goods
makes you want to hunch over the nearest toilet.

I don't remember when I stopped being able
to stomach irony.

All I know is I spend every morning gargling
minty antiseptics, trying to rid my mouth from
the aftertaste of dreams, but still its ghost lingers
in the back of my throat. I try to wash it down with the
taste of his ****, and the smell of his cologne. Thinking,
I guess, that one day I'll be able to love him like he deserves.

As opposed to wondering what happened between us.

Your catchphrase was," There's nothing to say."
It wasn't until now that I understood.  I wanted so
badly to find the right words. Wanted so bad to mend
what was  irreparably broken.  But you knew that every
time you opened your mouth, you were in danger
of coughing out your heart. Of spewing out a ******
mess of feelings that I didn't yet understand.

Now, as you come to me with olive branches, all I can
do is choke on my own aorta. So understand when I sound
like your broken record, that I'm just trying to hold it together.
I'd love to know what you think!
Especially about the last sentence of the last stanza.
Brandon Nov 2011
Rucksack – Duffle bag – Backpack
                       Packed
Note books – Journal books – Poetry books
                    Book books
Tin cans – Pots and pans
         First aid – Survival kit
Complete with fishhooks, fishing line,
            Lighter, matches
  of the waterproof kind
                 Even a sewing kit
                                        Equipped
With extra sewing needles,
                       black thread, safety pins,
          Buttons,
                         Band-aids, gauze,
                antiseptics,
                        Burn cream
Just in case
                  it's ever needed
      Bucket hat Stuffed
              down somewhere deep
A handkerchief –
                          bandana too
      Flannels and sweater
                                       For cool weather
Tennis shoes
          For when hiking boots
     Get too hot
               A few days worth of food
     Vegetarian – salmon jerky – chocolate protein bars
                            Sleeping bag rolled tightly
            All slung heavily over my shoulder

One fast move or I’m gone
           Kerouac once said
   As he tried to run away from
     Crashing waves of stardom
        I just want to get away
      From crashing city noise
            And live life like a
              Dharma ***
Johnny Noiπ Nov 2018
And other countries. We get a check from the bottom of the floor.
This is important for women, for example, if you think about it.
I could eat *******, red, black or white, because I bought prostitutes.
I worked for a long time. But girls, Russians, Russians, Russians,
Bernard and civilians were soldiers and warriors and others. Kenya,
Uganda, pigs, dogs, women and adults who are good. In the world
of struggle, happiness, adultery and goals. Paris, Hawaii, Carrots,
Austria, Honduras and Ireland. Do not clean the device. Land known
from 100%. Says Yitzhak: "Be kind and angry." This applies to all.
You have to imagine the new home in nature. The best schools in
Russia, Russia, Russia and Russia are two, three and three spaces.
Kenya, a woman 60 years in the United States. Finn Christian
Armstrong, Austria, Italy, Ireland, Netherlands, Australia. Serbia,
Belgium is based on the information you receive. 1. Employees
and female supporters of whites. Need Russia, Russia, France,
world 2? Kenya, Uganda, pigs, cats and various varieties
for adults. Australia today in Honduras and prostitutes
in Ireland. Many are Spanish users. First of all, I want
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mobile phone information. Women, antiseptics, many men.
In the east of Russia. Women from more than 60 women
in Kenya. "You want to be a good person." Some reports
of war, especially in Russia, the Middle East and Europe.
2000 people (140) 41. Wise people and other areas.
The summer of the week is red and white, regardless
of [**** and white on white ****] for many years. I worked
for a long time. However, they have been charged in Russia
and other countries. Kenya, Uganda,
pigs, dogs, women and adults who are good.
In light, the joys, the friends and your goals.
Paris, Hawaii, Carrots, Austria, Honduras
and Ireland. To support the fact that customers
can feel the penalty later, the holy letter.
The first is 100% clear. Says Yitzhak:
"Be kind and angry." This applies to all.
Most changes in the new home.
The best students in two countries.
In Kenya, women in the United States
are sixty. Finn Christian Armstrong,
Austria, Italy, Ireland, Netherlands,
Australia. Serpent is true. This book
contains information and evidence
of the message .1. Tell women for many
years. Why not work hard? 2. Kenya,
Uganda, pigs, babies and adults
are different. Austria, Honduras
and Irish minerals. Many users can listen
to the Spanish. First of all, you want
to warn that Bush is this. Growth
in general and collection. Now check
your mobile phone. The women,
the drugs and the many men with her.
Now it is east of Russia. More than
60 women lost their children. "You want
to be a good person." There are wars
between Russia and Russia. (140) 41,000
people; Kenya is most Uganda,
competitive blood, some. and other areas
of the ashes of sunshine.
Panic Theater Sep 2015
barely living things
wrapped in bandages
and doused in antiseptics
kept alive by food tubes
and oxygen pumped through heaving lungs

almost cadavers, broken dreams
shattered hopes and in-betweens
unanswered phone calls to heaven
and a hundred not yets
Catherine Paige May 2010
I trusted you,
Took you as unknowing of your faults.
Thought I could believe you,
Confide in you my thoughts.

My heart still clings to you,
All of your aesthetic charms.
My mind and soul are hot coals,
Burning with anger and wanting vengeance.

All this time I thought you had seen me,
You had looked forward through a window.
You are truly a man of mirrors though,
Seen because I stood behind you,
No matter how much I wanted to be beside you.
Even now you can't see past yourself,
Oblivious to the fires burning around you,
You'll remain like this until it's you they consume.

Broken again,
I hate you for this.
I wanted you because you were a cure.
Now I'm left to the old antiseptics,
Music, movies and sympathetic friends.
They dull pain until I can find time to stand in the rain,
Find the time to confront this pain and banish these demons.

All my "thank you"s become regrets,
All the electricity grounded and gone.
This was written on January 29, 2009.
Sometimes we don't realize a bond until it's gone.
Sometimes we don't seek healing until a wound becomes a scar
Like when a cut runs deep
And then it closes but wasn't treated properly when it was open.
The bodies natural reaction is to create infection
Effects that alert the body, its need for antiseptics
Antibiotics cannot disguise the pain
Feelings are shown on one's  face
And cannot be duplicated no matter the advancements in robotics
So let the tears flood
Tucks overflow like a kid filling up a tub
That forgot to turn it off
We all inhale life and exhale time
We're all a bunch of watches under the sun.
A moment of eclipse and then we turn off
Death no matter how it's sliced, given or served
It's a dish that's hard to stomach
But God endowed all of us with enough strength so in grief we don't plummet
With enough grace so when death surrounds we learn from it
Learn to love greater
Love can fill voids the size of canyons
Learn to love our neighbors
A conversation can provide food for thought when souls are  famished
Learn love through the  lens  of scripture
Because there's no pain we've went through that Jesus cannot  fathom
For us he hung on a cross like a fixture
Died so when can live
Then rose to bring life and it abundantly
Learn from death to live life with purpose
Not coast through like tumbleweeds
Live life.
We all should live life on purpose
Johnny Noiπ Nov 2018
"No one wants to be a great *******." - Eli Simple

Red and white, black, [white and black prostitutes]
in recent years. I worked for a long time. However,
Bernard struggles with citizen ****** and soldiers,
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia and other countries.
Kenya, Uganda, pigs, dogs, good women and adults.
In the world, fight, happiness, prostitutes and goals.
Paris, Hawaii, carrots, Austria, Honduras
and Ireland. This helps users to perceive the sacred
source or the device they can contract to recognize
one. The first is a 100% clean floor. Yitzhak said:
"They are beautiful, they are angry." These rules
apply to everyone. You have to change the characteristics
of the new homes. The best schools in Russia, Russia,
Russia and Russia are two, three aces and three putas.
Kenya, women in the United States are sixty years
old. Finn, Christian Armstrong, Austria, Italy,
Ireland, Dutch ******, ****** and Australia. BE.
Belgium is wrong. It contains tense time
and the testimony of the information received
from the editor. 1. White prostitutes for years.
Why not work so much in Russia,
Russia, Russia, Russia, France, France
and World War II? Kenya, Uganda, pigs,
cats, older adults who find differences.
Austria today in the dog garden of ******
in Honduras and Ireland have said.
Many users can listen in Spanish. First of all,
I would like to remind you that Bush
was like that. Generally for the prostitutes
of Alabama. Now check the registration
of your mobile phone. Women, antiseptic,
many men. Now, three years closer
to prove that I am the East of Russia.
Women have more than 60 women,
including women, families, and communities
mainly in Austria, Italian prostitutes
of North America, prostitutes of Kenya
who have lost. "And what you do not want
is to be great." Some reports about the war
in Russia, the Middle East and the prostitutes
at war in Europe. 140,041 2,000 people.
Kenya is a large part of Uganda, the blood
of aircraft, as targets, wars, Russia, Russia,
prostitutes in other countries. Dreams of the Sun
Red ****** and white, black, [white and black
******] in recent years. I worked for a long time.
However, Bernard struggles with civilians
and military, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia
and other countries. Kenya, Uganda, pigs,
dogs, good women and adults. In the world
of ardor and happiness, ****** are goals.
Paris, Hawaii, carrots, Austria, Honduras
and Ireland. This helps users feel the sacred
source, or on the device they can receive
and recognize one.
The first is 100% clear terrain. Yitzhak said:
"They are beautiful, they are angry." These
rules apply to everyone. You have to change
the characteristics of the new houses. The best
schools are in Russia, Russia, *****, Russian
****** and Russia are two, three *******
and three. Kenya, women in the United States
there are sixty. Finn, Christian Armstrong,
Austria, Italy, Ireland, Dutch ******
and Australia. BE. Belgium is in error.
It contains the testimonial letters of a puta
and the testimony of the information
obtained from the editor. 1. White *****
and ****** for years. Why do not you
work so hard? Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia,
Russia, France, ****** and in World War II.
Kenya, Uganda, pigs, cats, older adults
who find differences. Austria today in the garden
dog and Honduras and Ireland have said.
Many users can listen in Spanish. First of all,
I would like to remind you that Bush
was like that. Generally ******* and growing
in Alabama. Now check your mobile phone.
Women are antiseptic to too many men. Now,
three years closer to prove that I am the Lord of
East of Russia. Women have more than 60
women, including women, families
and communities,  mainly in Austria, Italy,
in ****** and in North America, ******
and Kenya who have lost. "And what you do
want to be is great." Some reports about the war
in Russia, Russia, the Middle East and ******
in Europe. 140,041 2,000 people; Kenya
is a large part of Uganda, the blood of aircraft,
as targets, wars, Russia, Russia, Russia
and other countries. Dreams of the sun...
Red and white, black, [white and black
prostitutes] in recent years. I worked for a long time.
However, Bernard struggles with citizen ******
and soldiers, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia
and other countries. Kenya, Uganda, pigs, dogs,
good women and adults. In the world, fight,
happiness, prostitutes and goals. Paris, Hawaii,
carrots, Austria, Honduras and Ireland.
This helps users to perceive the sacred source
or the device they can contract to recognize one.
The first is a 100% clean floor. Yitzhak said:
"They are beautiful, they are angry." These rules
apply to everyone. You have to change
the characteristics of the new homes. The best
schools in Russia, Russia, Russia and Russia
are two, three aces and three *******. Kenya,
women in the United States are sixty years old.
Finn, Christian Armstrong, Austria, Italy, Ireland,
Dutch ****** ****** and Australia. BE.
Belgium is wrong. It contains tense time
and the testimony of the information received
from the editor. 1. White and white prostitutes
for years. Why not work so much Russia, Russia,
Russia, France, France and World War II?
Kenya, Uganda, pigs, cats, older adults
who find differences. Austria today in the dog
garden of ****** and Honduras and Ireland
have said. Many users can listen in Spanish.
First of all, I would like to remind you that Bush
was like that. Generally for the prostitutes
of Alabama. Now check the registration
of your mobile phone. Women, antiseptic,
many men. Now, three years closer
to prove that I am the King of the East of Russia.
Women have more than 60 women,
including women, families and communities
mainly in Austria and Italian prostitutes
in North America, prostitutes in Kenya
who have lost. "And what you do not
want is to be great." Some reports about
the war in Russia, the Middle East
and prostitutes in Europe. 140,041 2,000
people. Kenya is a large part of Uganda,
the blood of aircraft, as targets, wars,
Russia, Russia, prostitutes in other countries.
Dreams of the Sun Red ****** and white,
black, [white and black ******] in recent years.
I worked for a long time. However, Bernard
struggles with civilians and military, Russia,
Russia, Russia, Russia and other countries.
Kenya, Uganda, pigs, dogs, good women
and adults. In the world, ardor, happiness,
****** and goals. Paris, Hawaii, carrots,
Austria, Honduras and Ireland. This helps
users feel the sacred source, or the device
they can receive, recognize one. The first
is 100% clear terrain. Yitzhak said:
"They are beautiful, they are angry."
These rules apply to everyone. You have
to change the characteristics of the new
houses. The best schools are in Russia,
Russia, ***** Russian ****** and Russia
are two, three ******* and three. Kenya,
women in the United States there are sixty.
Finn, Christian Armstrong, Austria, Italy,
Ireland, Dutch ****** and Australia. BE.
Belgium is in error. It contains the testimonial
letters and the testimony of the information
obtained from the editor. 1. White ***** and
****** for years. Why do not you work
so hard? Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, France,
****** and in World War II. Kenya, Uganda,
pigs, cats, older adults who find the differences
intriguing. Austria today is in the garden of dogs
and Honduras and Ireland have said. Many users
can listen in Spanish. First of all, I would like
to remind you that Bush was like that. General
in ******* and growing in Alabama. Now check
your mobile phone. Women, antiseptics, many
men. Now, three years closer to prove that I am
in the East of Russia. Women have more than
60 women, including women, families
and communities, mainly in Austria, Italy,
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who have lost. "And what you do not want
is to be great." Some reports about the war
in Russia, Russia, the Middle East
and ****** in Europe. 140,041 2,000 people;
Kenya is a large part of Uganda, the blood of aircraft,
as targets, wars, Russia, Russia, Russia
and other countries. Dreams of the sun ...
April Oct 2017
you lie in the hospital bed
antiseptics and hospital food waver in the air
as if, asking for permission to linger

and you see her tense, knowing she wants to scream
because how ironic it is-
you can barely speak

every few minutes the bed beneath you shakes
the only bit of movement your body sees

the ticking of the clock
is a constant reminder
you're never going to escape

soon she must go,
you find the darkness behind your eyelids
is easier to bare
when your so alone

later in time
you think of her
and then you think of mini her

once again you have no control
a tear slides down your cheek,
you're never going to watch her grow

your little daughter,
is going to live without a father
because cancer,
took away your life

and with no strength
how could you ever grasp
meaning in your last few days
Johnny Noiπ Jan 2019
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This knowledge is Imphiligelu baby Shotochi.
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with Kille-A and Gilead.       Here, the Lord says here that all leaders do not condemn themselves for believing in the darkness of sin.
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When they hear, they are enemies.
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that will change the enemy and other popular Kebkiiboni. The death of my mother. Do I want women and men
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(2000-2015)                                Library of Regulations Useful Terms of Use
wenidi liji Beautiful gabiaki, that is. desitenya neberiku. Golden golden egg.
Measure Product; For Good News
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inudiniyiyiyiligigelus. Inatra motalechi
the knowledge is ifeligalehu baby sētochi.
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chapter sign,
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saying that the judges of a deacon of all their own
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about all who oppose him.
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