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Bard of Blyth Apr 22
On the merry go round again friend
Meal deals for lunch
Carbs for dinner
Send help the summers coming
Everybody wants to be thinner
Here I am in my boxer shorts
And socks of course
Posing in the mirror
Rubbing baby oil on my chest
Yes look how I glimmer
The lights always been poor in my room
Tonight it seems to be dimmer
Summer daylight savings gloom
And now I’m craving pints and bbq food
I’m in the mood for something carcinogenic
Remember the pandemic reading Balzac?
Come on wash your hands on my *******.

What you want to achieve?
Anything because I believe
Everybody’s got a voice in their head
Mines here to talk you into my bed

I had my sheets hanging out on the line
They smell fine hey it’s summer time
Sun dried black holes spread on my toast
I’m dilating time unlike most
Pull up a chair baby I can be your host
Cherry red lips and mint chocolate chip eyes
Put you on a cone and sell you at a price
It’s called supply and demand
Not demand and supply
**** I guess thats why you’re not here aye
Photogenic stretch marks
Got me sending love hearts
I’m in the mood for something carcinogenic
You’re sweet aroma and your melanomas
Baby now it’s finally the time
You’ve got your hands wrapped in mine
Isn’t this sublime in the summertime?
Loving your body because it’s fine.

What you want to achieve?
Anything because I believe
Everybody’s got a voice in their head
Mines here to talk you into my bed
I might as well be dreaming
Because this is heaven
I might as well be dreaming
Because this is me believing.
Bard of Blyth Apr 21
I’m always teetering on the edge baby
Thirty Six feels like the new Twenty One lately
Do you love me? Or do you hate me?
I’ve got that Pinot Noir and a lit cigar
Im going Cuban in my crisis with a missile
Who you choosing? Tell me in private
I’ll invite it and agitate you a little
Let’s annotate those last lines I scribbled
The wine and cigar are a celebration
The missile is my **** the crisis is agitation
It’s quick wit and the lines seamlessly fit
Its legit I think too much about the pink
The connection I get from making you wet
Sets my mind free unlike the country Tibet

I spy with my minds eye
Something beginning with B
B Cup ******* and blue skies
Blonde beaches and blue eyes
My minds eye envisions you and I
By the sea sipping from plastic straws
Where even ordering our next drink
Feels like a chore
Finding our balance upon these shores.

Hold my hand and I’ll find equilibrium
I could’ve used balance but I chose another synonym
Semantic relation is an example of a hypernym
When I wrote that I felt like a clever clogs
But when I’m with you I feel like a God
That’s a nod to myself I have to applaud
Lord, you know how to try my patience
I patiently wait but you seem to be vacant Chewed and spat out like gum on the pavement
Have I lost my lustre? Am I Blockbuster?
If I am I wanna know who’s Netflix ******
I’m just being paranoid but thoughts flutter
I stutter and wonder grinding my gnashers
Down to the gums like nothing matters.

I spy with my minds eye
Something beginning with B
B Cup ******* and blue skies
Blonde beaches and blue eyes
My minds eye envisions you and I
By the sea sipping from plastic straws
Where even ordering our next drink
Feels like a chore
Finding our balance upon these shores.
Bard of Blyth Apr 21
I’m always looking for some fun
I put so much into you and I’m not talking about ***
It’s an ick for you when I call you ***
So how about I start to be more blunt?
Your anxiety in this society is frightening me
How about some variety?
Your notoriety was your propriety
Now you sit there silently
Flicking through shorts you watch piously
So where’s your vanity?
You’re my certified fantasy
It’s agony watching my majesty in travesty
I’d happily take away your stress rapidly
Candidly I can admit it’s all a tragedy.

I wanna hold on
But I can’t get a grip
Lets put a show on
Give them all a hit
I wanna go long
How ‘bout a landing strip?
You make me so strong
That’s why I’m not gonna quit
I wanna hold on
But I can’t get a grip
Lets put a show on
Give them all a hit

I know sometimes I can be a bit dumb
But when you *** I know your toes go numb
A connection via affection pun
You know how my naughty mind can run
Your anxiety is callously affecting me
You’re panicky and act angrily
I call the cavalry in agony
You are my galaxy a star tapestry
Inside a vacuum covered by a dark canopy
You’re my Cleopatra and I’m Antony
Don’t let Octavian defeat us drastically
I want your amnesty and you sexually
I won’t drop you from the balcony
It’s all a pain let’s come together like gravity.

I wanna hold on
But I can’t get a grip
Lets put a show on
Give them all a hit
I wanna go long
How ‘bout a landing strip?
You make me so strong
That’s why I’m not gonna quit
I wanna hold on
But I can’t get a grip
Lets put a show on
Give them all a hit

— The End —