I went to this rundown Diner one day.
On the menu were dishes, I couldn't even say.
I ask my Waitress, "Please tell me Ma'am,
what in the world is Lizards and Lamb?"
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"It is one of our favorite, dishes we serve,
sprinkled with a pinch of Ways and Curd.
It is served on a bed of white and brown rice,
plenty to calm any appetite."
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"Poodles and Noodles," I thought to myself,
"I wonder how long it's been on the shelf:
"This can not be, we do not eat Dogs,"
and it came with a side dish of mutated Frogs.
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The Café was crowded, to say the least,
as many people enjoyed their Feast.
I did not care if I starved all day,
I'll not place my order at this Roadkill Café.