"Oh no, my lady. This is your bed”
Purr
“Thank you for allowing me to sleep here”
Mrow
“Of course! That is such urgent news that needs to be conveyed at 1 in the morning”
Purr
“Thank you, my queen, my goddess, my reason for existence”
Meow
“for repeatedly cleaning one spot on my thumb”
Mreooow
“Goodnight”
MRAAAeowaaah