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Yenson May 2022
Blanch Friesian cows gather in droves
on concrete pens
to moo away and insult their intelligence
devoid of the milk of life
from their plastic udders and botox lips
they trod in their turds
and emit methane gases in noxious fumes
and mooing in unison
they declare they are in control of the abattoir
but we have beef with man
and we can insult our intelligence all we like
cause we are full of tripe
Yenson Oct 2023
Somewhere, a nymph-like platinum blond
resplendant in a sleek Versace evening number is sashaying
into that trendy restuarant, clutching that priceless Gucci purse

Somewhere, a nymph-like terrified woman
in dusty blood splattered Niqāb with a tattered woven bag on
her back, clutches the hands of two dusty kids along a dusty path

Somewhere, a man in black Armani tuxedo
cream Chinese silk shirt and snake-skin loafers hops into a
gleaming Ferrari, the scent is Creed Aventus and he has a hot date

Somewhere, an ashen faced sweaty man
in ragged dusty tunic and ***** trainers is running helter-
skelter, he is looking for his wife and two little kids in dusty rubbles

Somewhere, in grand State buildings
and lavish residential homes, tall short portly thin suited men
talk, give orders, arrange meetings and give interviews to the Media

And on a lava hot molten crevice in Hell
the Devil stands and rubs his gnarled talons, gleefully cackling
see! how I **** em up, how I tease em, mess em up and play with em
give to some and not the others
confuse them and divide the **** outta em
And the ****** fools call themselves Humans and God's children and talk about LOVE....!!!
Yenson May 2021
Here's the common-or-garden philosophy
boiling hot from
The Tea Leave Fell Off the Back of a Lorry University
lets wipe out that one on contract
alter that sterling personality
then fill it as we want like a puppet on a string

Here's the reality
we fool and brainwash all the sodding masses
these plonkers  buy the fables we tell'em
just make'em into puppets
arrange them into drama and tell them its power and control
yes, its control al' rite for we are controlling the dopes

I tell yer, this is advance con from experts
at The Tea Leave Fell Off the Back of a Lorry University
give the mug masses a dossier of false data
we've been doing this for long, the mugs never ask for proofs
tell'em fools its psyche war-fare
make it fancy-like and say its Neuro-linguistic programming
these dumb puppets will never know they are being conned

We aren't called liars and fantasists for nothing
we make it up as we go along and the punters buy into it
they#ve been brained and blindsided
they eat outta our hands
we control them like the puppets they are, the mugs
they are being used as cheap puppet harassers and silly pests
in their heads the mugs think they are working class heroes
in solidarity and power control of elite

in reality they are stupid mugs
being used to hound and harass the innocent man
well, he dared to challenge us thieves and gangsters
so he's a grass and the contract is out on the bloomin' ****
we are from The Tea Leave Fell Off the Back of a Lorry University
and we are gonna teach him the lessons of his life
do not stand up to gangsters, we are dangerous
Yenson Nov 2023
Pray be silent
as we cordially extend
our esteemed comtempt to our
Slave Traders, Pirates and Barbarians
who have tirelessly endeavoured in the fight
for their birthright purloined from every corners of earth
we should note in particular the gallant cowardly ongoing battle
against a Black Prince purportedly out to divest them of these birthrights

In neon light
let us give a standing ovation
to the thieves and extortionists who
burgled this Black Prince and have compaigned
ingloriously with our usual *****, murky and insidious tricks
to discredit, harrass, intimidate, hound and stalk this black Prince
and make dishonorable mention of The Macarfetty Gang for their role in orchestrating this compaign

Let us do our worst
and be as unfair, unjust and diabolical
as possible, for we are the salt of the whole earth
and its our birthright to ****, plunder, loot and steal
proud of being bullies, no one does wanton vandalism better
a special mention to that hero who cut the Sycamore Gap Tree
nothing is below the level we can sink to, our indulgence paramont
Class war is classy, innit?
Yenson Mar 2021
My friend owes me £800 but if I threaten him with legal action he might set his gang on me

DEAR DEIDRE:

MY friend owes me £800 which I lent him to buy a moped.

But if I threaten him with legal action, he might set his gang on me.

We got on well when we were in college together but then he got into a gang and I know they do all sorts of crazy stuff.

His lot are notorious for being the centre of trouble where I live.

They have been involved in knife crime and even acid attacks.

My mate keeps promising me the money but I’ve not seen any of it yet I really could do with it back but I know not to push it too far.

from Sun Newspaper 10/03/01

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You can't stand up to them cause you are a snowflake
so just walk away, and write it off.
I didn't, I went and demanded my money back
they responded by breaking into my flat and stealing all my electronics
then took the 4 tyres off my car and kindly rested the axles on bricks
then they started leaving racist leaflets on my doorsteps
then they started gangstalking me
gas lighting, bullying, daily harassment, slander, fabrication,,  
misrepresentation, misinformation, hounding, character assassination, sabotaging
they will call in the Suicide Squad whose job is to do everything to
drive you to suicide and nine times out of ten, they succeed.

so you better walk away, they already know you will
why do you think all the useful idiots they use obey them
and no one stands up to them
90 · Jun 2020
Above the rampant.....
Yenson Jun 2020
And your penance
is to daily reach into your disturbia
knowing your mark of Cain beyond whitewash
and the force of truth rakes searing flames on your pains
as you rage nursing the stillbirths of your lame acquisitions
inward to outward your beings shuddering in bloodless vacuums
the rogue pack of miscreants chained to hollowing  madded chants
excluded from banquet of lights your tears ring in hollowed chimes
you will always weep after Olympians for courage and grace is never yours
In white sorrow your penance is to daily reach into your disturbia
Yenson May 2021
how can we want the best for you
how can we not hate and rile
and haul all the negatives of saddened minds
when all we have is dreariness and mediocrity
some low skilled Johnny in overalls as lover
a project flat and three screaming babies
no Prince Charming debonair and wise
is going to come courting
no sleek limousine to cruise in comfort
or dinner at some swanky bistro
no witty or smart conversation
no funny jokes that makes you feel good
no chilled wines or champagne a times
no great lover that makes your knees buckle
no cherished ways that makes you feel special and loved
just witless Tyrone or Micky or Winstone or Paul
or all of them who meet up later to compere notes
so tell me why I should not hate
tell me why I should not be bitter and frustrated
why should another have a Prince
when I know I will never have
my own Prince Charming
90 · Sep 2019
hip, hip hooray......
Yenson Sep 2019
hey, three cheers for the union of us
as us all pile our weaknesses together to become bullies
yet one man is still standing after thirty years and smiling
and how we get furious and so disappointed when he says I'm fine
because even in a group of untold numbers we are still not fine or OK
and we know we can never be intelligent wise and brave like one man
no cheers for the union of us for we are cowardly dumb and brainless
90 · Mar 1
You don't say!
Yenson Mar 1
People who were raised on love
see things differently
than people who were raised on
survival......
90 · Aug 2019
return to sender
Yenson Aug 2019
Are we bovvered
ending with a happy heart
is better than being a pathetic ******
dance say G. Kelly, mark my noise
says I, I've got rhythm in my career.
markminoise
90 · Jan 2023
Untitled
Yenson Jan 2023
The cosmopolitan brigands are frothing
Jim Crows in lamentations

casting incantations from their regressive mutations
bristling hackles to shackle

blinding light from a stout Royal Oak is maddening
pointy hatted cripples rides

The Black Orlov glistens blamelessly in crosshairs
the crazed play paddy rollers

living ghosts in agitations quaking in night terrors
a pure pedigree sickens them

Lucifer Liliths' n' Machiavelli hold the burning crosses
in pits their spawns hide in hoods

their hatred 'n discontents their punishment n' sorrows
the bane of their lives black Royalty
Yenson Aug 2023
Inorganic BEETRAYALL is an amatuerish den-brewed beer
a sham concoction by some asinine metro-hicks and chavs

Its so weak and pueril as in made by bleached dregs for dregs
and only one like brainless moonshiners would buy this

Its so frothy and dense and a telling reflection of its Makers
as are all the other products by this Really Useless Group

In anodyne suspended disbelief they coralled some sheep
as propagandists to blah blah BEETRAYAL repeatedly

God knows how many times down the lines they still can't see
WHAT is inorganic is not REAL no matter how many times
you parade denseness and artificially infused BEETRAYALL

And anyway with all your bribery coercions and intimidations
people can tell and see you are nothing but a bunch of fools
peddling hogwash and bleached acidic moonshine

BEETRAYALL my foot, you've betrayed yourselves!!!
What does it mean to be inorganic? not arising from natural growth : artificial, made-up, contrived, a set-up, manifactured and so on and so on...NOT REAL
90 · Sep 2022
Persona non grata.....
Yenson Sep 2022
In pearly sham and shame
lets fester in the aberration of corruption
in our visage of our cultured banana Republic

In blind and broken minds
lets luxuriate in the odious mentalities
of red necks and inbreeds from the deep South

In pathetic clamorous files
lets milk irrationality and loutishness
and our vandals and barbarians plunge the depths

In mental retardations
lets display our renowned ignorance
as we marry vituperous nonsenses and disgraced guilt

In narcissistic demeaning's
lets reveal pains envy inadequacies and hate
the malaise that afflicts and governs our deranged selves

And in inherent insignificance
let us like the poor man's Don Quixote
find power in illusions and raving delusions
and fight air psyche warfare against Princes from Africanus
we, after all are lowly insignificant cannon fodders in our society
Yenson Jul 2022
I seek no salvation
they have taken their pint of blood
and the  legs and arms they craved
its vengeance they say
a war on greed
because a bare-faced thieve says so
so a decent law-abiding family is torn apart
a productive career ruined
an unstained reputation destroyed
they say its revolution
they say its democracy
this is Red politics reigning at its best
the politics of lies, smears, intimidation and harassments
of wrongs being right and right being wrong
the politics of injustice, of ***** con tricks, of nihilism
of racism dressed up in tuxedo black ties and evening gowns
Please feel proud
this is People Power red style
Yes! 'You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can not fool all of the people all of the time...







LABOUR under Jeremy Corbyn was riven by civil war and treated anti-Semitism as a ‘factional weapon’, a damning review says.

Racism and sexism were rife and the party was in such a state the UK had no effective opposition.

The two main factions diverted campaign cash from, and briefed against, one another.

Barrister Martin Forde arrived at the conclusions after he was brought in to probe the leak of an anti-Semitism dossier.

He found a “wealth of evidence” of a “perceived widespread ­existence of discriminatory behaviours, based on religion, race, gender and ****** orientation”.

He said “deep-rooted factionalism” rendered Labour unable to ­participate constructively in the UK’s democratic process.

He said both wings seized on anti-Semitism allegations to attack the other rather than confront the “profoundly serious issue”.

Some Corbyn opponents saw it as a way to attack him, the report said, and moderates loathed him so much they diverted campaign resources in 2017 to help anti-Corbyn MPs keep their seats.

A Labour Party spokeswoman said: “The Forde Report details a party that was out of control.
“Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery ” — Sir Winston Churchill
90 · Apr 2022
its too heavy
Yenson Apr 2022
I agree its not fair
your cross is way larger and heavier than mine
have you thought of studying Carpentry.....( smirk )
Yenson Mar 2021
.
oh dear
the redundant offspring's of the revolting slave traders
are cracking their odious empty heads in riotous rage
bristling with murderous frustration frothing like rabid dogs
for a warrior uncaptured dared refuse their snares disdainfully
and in further consternation to so called woke thieving merchants
shows these carcasses what strength and intelligence is all about

oh dear
the inadequate moronic offspring's of the revolting slave traders
have been disgraced and shamed and called out as common rogues
liars, crooks, odious reprobates, cowardly consummate embezzlers
nefarious back-stabbing poltroons only brave in ganging an mobbing
inherent bullies who plundered and ***** from east north and south
now seeing the children of their slaves ascending heights over them

oh dear
the puffed up no brass cockerel offspring's of revolting slave traders
in lingering malaise ineffectual and deflated isms are spitting nails
for the one man out there that would never represent a slave
from noble birth he sail and in sublime honour he thrives in glory
their stuff of nightmare the regal ebony that outshines dwindling ivory
they have become crazed and tearing lank hairs out they hobble on war path

oh dear
the ignorant uncouth bumptiously self entitled asinine offspring's
of the psychotic slave traders
are fighting for their birth right to use and subjugate all other races
history does not serve fools well and ignorance is a prevalent disease
oh dear, what can the matter be, dear dear  what can the matter be
Johnny's so long at the lynching party
he promised to steal me silver diamonds, gold tobacco tea and
coffee and also a shrunken head from Peru
as if our heads are not shrunken enough
oh deer....oh deer.....oh deer
89 · Aug 2021
the prayers of them.....
Yenson Aug 2021
Dear creator
i really don't believe you exist
because if you do why are we so talentless
impoverished, bitter, damaged, sick and angry
why are we not privileged, titled clever and wealthy
any way, if you do
you may as well answer our prayers
please let us be even bigger cowards
than we were yesterday
please let us continue to be ignorant
for ignorance is bliss
please help us to be real bad haters
for that's all we are good at
please let us always stay hidden and faceless
for our inadequacies and shame are limitless
please help us learn more bullying tactics
for it kills us when we see those bright ones
that we know are miles better than us
and please help us attain more of the inferiority complexes
and self-loathing that ravages us
for we know we are not worthy, confident or self-assured
and are too frightened and cowardly
to be anything else but what we are.
please hear and grant our pleas
thank you creator

but one thing though
why do you think its fair
to make those balanced stable well-adjusted people
and then make us
poor loonies cowardly inadequate dim envious nit-wits
and you call yourself a good creator
all this is your fault, innit?
Yenson Feb 2022
Wonder if its really frustrating trying to frustrate
from a prostrating position
why most they always have to do everything
from a lower position
Yenson Feb 10
They tell the afflicted mugs
this is People power
that they had figured him out
and made him a puppet
and they the poeple
can now pull strings and ****
him about
and have him dazed and confused
The mugs are totally convinced
we know all his moves
we are ****** his mind and terrorizing
his soul
we are destroying his happiness
and raining on his parade
we are doing his head in
this is pysche warfare
No you are not!
You are just a bunch of misguided mugs
and stale unfulfilled nonentities
fooled, double fooled and then some more
by crass criminals, lowlifes and scums
you are just a bunch of contemptible mugs
doing what contemptible mugs do
but then
you don't come from good stock
are wellbred or from a well heeled background
hahaha hahaha hahaha
ok, come on get madder even more
get back to your pysche warfare
“When your mind is full of assumptions, conclusions, and beliefs, it has no *******, it just repeats past impressions.”
Yenson Jan 2022
So the people-stealers say
we will make you a buck
and have you
make a rod for your own back
so I showed some my rod
alas, they all got crazed and jealous
that beast is banned
erase him and his name and wipe him out
and pray ask
the Serjeant-at-arms if the flunkies and orderlies
are missing any mahogany truncheon
and do at once
tell all the ladies of this fair and tender isles
they will suffer the pain of death by hot rod insertion
if they ever open their front doors or backdoors
for a banned savage beast is on the loose
and we don't have adequate weapons
call the Red-coats and inform they come with plenty recruits
what do you mean they do not possess adequate weapons as well
Do you think he is tickling our catastrophe and mocking us again. Of course not, this is a poem about fish and chips, kebabs and stonking big savaloys
Yenson Dec 2021
Just because you're as cool as a cucumber
doesn't mean we can't heat you up
just because you are so effing self possessed
doesn't mean we can't destabilize you
just because you're so highly intelligent and smart
doesn't mean we can't dumb you down
just because you're so blooming self-assured
doesn't mean we can't undermine you
just because you're so decent and charismatic
doesn't mean we can't smear you
the whole point dear Mr Shining Potentate
is to overwhelm you
make you feel every ******* body is against you
we want to wear you down
chip away at you
exhaust you mentally and psychologically
put negative stuff in your head
demoralize you and isolate
let you down and disappoint you at every turn
make you feel worthless and small
OK I get the drift
but when you can bring me Dolly Payton
yes, I like a bit of **** older
when you can bring me Nicki Minaj
wow talk about hot hottie
when you can bring me that Chopra whatever
we're talking Eastern promise here
when you can bring me Aleasha Dixon and Maya Jama
Now listen, all these ladies must all come together
and be ready able and absolutely willing
when you can do this
then all your 'just because' this and 'doesn't mean we can't'
is mere pipe dreams and low grade zero delusions
we mock such as you all
do you honestly think Prince Andrew is losing any sleep
has he lost weight or going around looking drawn and worried
go figure
Taking the michael.............hahaha
Yenson Jul 2021
Oh look, our peasant folks are in control
talk of 'mass production' on assembly line
Henry Ford, rise from your grave and come see
division of Labour at illusory best
So what if its all in our heads minus minds
we have you know we make it up as we go along
we are so advanced we have turned a man into a computer
at least that what our Head Engineers (get the pun) tells us
so the HE says we know buttons to press
he says perception something is the key
that way we load data into his head
then we also have the audio loads
that way we also load data into computer man
and 'voila' he's programmed and we control him
HE Controllers says its about triggers and anchoring
sensitizing and some **** about flooding his mind
so computerman now operates on data
Apparently we have overridden his free will
and we have ceased his psyche and now owns him
you see its all about Artificial Intelligence
Since we are making up all these processes without concrete proofs
we are artificial
and we are intelligent because we believe in what we are doing
see, that's AI.....
and the power of Mass production'
Power to the peasants.....

hahaha hahaha  hahaha hahaha
that's computerman laughing, its part of his programming
Yenson Dec 2021
The politics of Lies
meets Realism dancing in truth
it took offence to this
went on the warpath
and attacked Realism in truth viciously
battered shot and knifed and slandered
but realism in truth
hardly shrugged
I am the winner says the Politics of Lies
You are a blatant liar
replied Realism dancing in truth
look I am unmarked and still dancing in truth
Dance all you like says the Politics of Lies
I'll tell people you're dead and its your ghost they see
but they'll see you're a liar says Realism dancing in truth
they can't replied the Politics of Lies
you see
even before I attacked you
I've already told all the people
you don't exist...hahaha
89 · Aug 2023
Bohemian Malady
Yenson Aug 2023
So you know you're weak
and can never win fairly
so you know you're below standard
and can't complete openly
so you know you're not that intelligent
and can't fully utilise your minds
so you know you seriously lack acumen
and can't cut mustard
so you know you're lowscale and crude
and deftly lack finese
so you know you lack cogent talents
and can't be impressive
so you know you're lily-livered cowards
who can't stand toe-to-toe
so you know you're a small tooled ninety second wonders
lacking prowess stamina romance or hot soul
so you're semi-illiterates riddled with impostors syndromes
always frightened of exposure
so you're a bunch of lying backstabbing hypocritical nonentities
unable to confidently own your minds or yourselves
so you know you're narcissists pyschos haters and tin-hatters
condermed to your underground and hidden cabals
So you find yourselves threatened, overshadowed and outshined
by those not like you
And so you spend days looking for weaknesses
or projecting weaknesses on those not like you
Hahaha....they on't have silver spoons.....just kidding, this is serious Republicanism, eat the rich, the elites, the talented, the anybody that does not do as we say and join our campaign.We are weak but toether we can tell bigger lies and make our dim selves even dimmer. Hahaha...
89 · Apr 2019
Ordinary.........
Yenson Apr 2019
Talk when you've walked in the Fisherman's shoe
       Your imitation Nike made in sweatshops
               Knows more about you
       and your minds than you do about yourself
89 · Jan 2020
We put doubts in head....
Yenson Jan 2020
The DOUBTS of racist thieves and Extortioners
are Nothing but the DUMB doubts
of racist thieves and Extortioners
piping hot turds from lepers
shamed sub-human jivers
screeching dud ghosts
trying to anesthetize
pained open sores
hurting like hell
hoods' turmoil
gangster *******
hoods' fantasists
tools, knobs and
simpletons
Yenson Oct 2021
Is proliferated hogwash
only the preserve of inferior souls
does inadequacy confer
eloquences of insensibilities to the
underprivileged hordes
is ignorance the bliss that allows
cracked minds to dream
in nonsensical beds while self loving
or should we perchance
accept that greatness and excellence
in sublime grace and refinement
poses enormous and beguiling
challenges to lessers'
and in benevolent spirit condone
that envy is a dangerous thing
and solely the domain
of hapless diminished warriors
in magnified puppetry
strings operated duds in anodyne moves
shadow vapid dancers
contextualized to the ******* bins
Yenson Sep 2019
By the Power vested in Me
by virtue of my Privileged upbringing
my shinning Silver Spoon and proper education
my balanced wholesomeness and mannered wit and wisdom

I therefore command
right away and with immediate effect
that all you angst-ridden dumb-*** coward haters get to work
all you inadequate ill-trained semi-illiterates
all you cheap dastard coward no-hope bullies
all you feral delinquent immature adults with afflictions
all you ignorant and deplorable fascists and racists
all you envious and jealous untalented mediocre
all you simpletons and dolts who are mere sheep
all you blaggers and shysters unworthy and disgraced
all you clown fanatics from the school of Socialism for Dummies
all you raggle taggle misfits and crazies from comic book Anarchy

If You All
Don't get to doing your cheap shills
and start writing your **** and planting your seeds
mixing the Trust with the Betrayal withe the Rainbow
screaming the Nos with the Italian and the Wood green
hollering the fat belly and the shorty with shoe cheese
getting to the bones of the Pink and eight to six bedding's
If you All Wankers don't get to your ***** deeds
right away
And start exhibiting your stupidity and puerile insignificance

I WILL, I promise you I WILL
I MEAN IT, I WILL
pick up this phone and call My Friend
call again and again and make contact
talk of old times and our silly laughter
I will charm her and write poems for her
make her know that cream is always the best
and mahogany royal makes the best wood in town
we'll cruise around and eat ice-cream in the park
and laugh our heads off at dumb petrol bandits

So COME ON WANKERS OF COMMON LIFE
HATERS AND BULLIES AND RED LOONIES
get to your multiple accounts
call out the mental specialist and the gang of Checking MORONS
YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
NOW GET TO IT
By VIRTUE OF MY SILVER SPOON
I COMMAND YOU UNDERLINGS
NOW !!!
Hahaha......hahaha.....hahahaha
Satire on the Trumpmeister, who is looking red in the face right now
any resemblance to anything else is a figment of your imagination
we British have a sense of humour....
Hahaha....hahaha...
Yenson Jul 2021
A ha'penny accosted a Pound
and picks a fight for it was feeling maligned
' you Pound is worthless, you're nothing'
The Pound looked at the ha'penny benignly,
it understands the inferiority complex inherent in ha'pennies
'Who do you think you are ?', continues our irate ha'penny
I am going to degrade you, I will punch you and devalue you'
'That ain't going to happen' say the pound quietly
Wait and see, croaked ha'penny struggling with apoplexy
'I will call out all my mates and we will sort you out'
'Oh dear',  says the Pound in mock horror
how many mates do you have?'
'Over a thousand mates. I tell you big lummox', replied ha'penny
'But titch, says the Pound, with an indulgent smirk,
you'll still be just be a thousand ha'pennies just as I'll still be a pound,
isn't that so?'.
'Yeah! you think you are better than us, but we are more than you'
raged ha'penny, 'there are thousands of us'
BUT, intoned the Pound,' I am worth more than you and will always
be worth more than you.
I am neater, more valuable and more socially adept not to mention
classier and will always be more useful and wanted'.
The pound continued, ' hey! small stuff, even ten thousand of you,
is nothing but an undesired inconvenience and an irrelevant happenstance,
Who in their right mind is welcoming to ten thousand ha'pennies,
they'll just be bagged and lugged away to a safe or Bank
or perhaps to that gambling arcades at Fair grounds.
See what I mean ha'penny, one or ten thousand
just a common ha'penny
With that, the pound tipped his hat and glided away
Red faced and shaking, ha'penny slinked in usual obscurity
muttering
'Come the revolution, just wait, come the revolution'
Yenson Mar 2022
A born leader
a gifted man of character
a David who stands head and shoulder above
rightfully worthy of the envy of mediocre
the hate of the damaged
and the oppositions of the inadequate
how they weep and rant
in bitter jealousies'
and pull to drag down yet fall and fail
in the powerless powers of the hopeful hopeless
and in homage to the rings in their noses
that tethers them to their ignominies
imprisoning them in the stables of their lowly ignorance
they hooved around in circles
stomping and snorting in fevered riles
chewing cud of yester fantasies
declaring they are spinning a top
the empty delusions of sad pale underachievers
89 · Jun 2022
its about breeding.....
Yenson Jun 2022
Some buffoon held wide open the chiffon
inviting glimpses
into their dim shallows of superficialities
where precious semblances sits without
real substances
and spurious heads and nouveau chancers
display shining blings of their family silver
dumbly expecting
envy and recognition for alloy coated turds
from showroom of callow indistinguishable
the semblance
that lacks the sublimity of grace worth flair
the incongruous gardener in top hat and tails
and therein the absurdity
of values of breeding intelligence and purpose
You can take the hicks out of Texas, but you can't
take the Texas out of the hicks
I am not Texan or a hick and cannot envy or compare with them
89 · Aug 2022
Just for laughs....
Yenson Aug 2022
And so in redundant wisdom
we quite nonsensically believe
that those with leadership acumen
and proven intelligence and intellects
are actually receptive to doubts and distortions
especially those originating from semi-illiterates
certified simpletons, malicious malcontents, philistines
and Messrs and Misses Angry Losers in the basements
we so inanely believe we have write or speak to skull technics
that we influence the attitudes, decisions and actions of smarties
that we spend our most time sending out doubts and crazy tips
and as far as we are concerned we are the actual rulers
we are the movers and shakers and we do it all remotely
to show you we are making you read this by remote control
see...later we will make you eat dinner
simply by writing a poem about food
did I hear you say 'yeah' drily over there
who are you, do you think you're royalty
don't you know we rule all the royals
by remote control
yeah...!! right....!!
send in the clowns
Yenson Aug 2019
I had touched the rays of the sun from my mother's womb
I have listened to the voice of reason before it was written
I have opened my eyes before the deliver shook me to breath
I spoke before my milk teeth grew out of tender gums
My sword was out of its sheath before fourteen days alive
I was walking before you even began to crawled
I was borne ready
Show me what you have
and I will show you why
the Mahogany will never be a sycamore
My roots grow deep in glorious earth sipping earthy banquets
I drink from the unseen wells before the rains brings ifs offerings
My tap root straightens in the domain of the sheltered fire wisdom
I will see you in places you do not even know you have been or seen
and in mid-earth where your laughter is unheard you will learn truth
in translucence mist the ore of iron will narrate the pride of Sycamore
that hung tall and gangling in wanton array without paying its due
I am a son of the deep earth and from its crucible I was born prepared
I was borne ready.............
89 · Jun 2022
belligerent unbeloved....
Yenson Jun 2022
And from go you fight ***** twice over and ever
your trodden paws bleeds
Faceless aerated heads devouring masters voice
hunger guts your anger
Your inheritance a pittance soured in benevolence
mining salty dusts names
In foggy minds prancing in brawns breathing fire
asphyxiating blanched soot
venerating your helium orbs of vainglorious putsch

And so you fight ***** from your bequeathed dirt
the inglorious sermons
from your indistinguishable linages from the pits
Your tuneless despair
rings from your eunuchs shrews and your Fagins'
You spew irascible ditties
posturing legless from your cabals of marked cards
the yesterday's Bolsheviks
Always dysfunctional bridesmaids never the brides
Yenson Nov 2022
And with a bow
and the flourish of snake-oil merchants' panache
and without an iota of guilt
but with malice deceits and criminality aforethought
the knaves charlatans and reprobates
went to town and sold the gullible villagers a cloned Rolex watch
look how it shines
in lustre royal gold
ain't it precious and oh so precocious
go hang it up and wind it up at your pleasure

And that is exactly
what the gullible villagers do at their pleasure
how can anyone tell the difference
between a fake Rolex and the genuine one
if they've never seen owned or used a real genuine Rolex before
so in hapless foolery
the villagers have a Rolex
a dude to wind up
and gaily show from pillar to post
and not a single one of them stopped to question if its real

Tis parable of times
well versed to the purveyors of sleight and chicanery
a sellers market for gullibles' abound
begging to be fooled ready to believe anything
as the cloned Rolex glitters its their money talking
if it doesn't they haven't polished enough
if it stops they haven't wind enough
if it mistimed just shake it
we script the instructions which villagers is to know better
the villagers are controlled
comrades in crime selling snake-oil is an art
Yenson Jul 2022
I cannot tell the children of the Inn sweepers
not to eat the leftovers or sup the bottom dregs
or I tell them not to speak the parlance of drunks
born to the ferment of  ale fumes and saw dusts
destined hunter-gatherers of shortchanges    
and lower dives and shanty holes chicaneries
so
pray tell how the ravishing fouls and backwards
see beyond the dank and laden walls of misspent
can these tell us silver are polished and gold glitters
or pen proses in Latin with the flourish of scribes
who expects etiquette or form from bottle washers
can scrubbers in calico tell venetian laces from silk
one
does as one is borne is affirmation of natural truth
such as the gobbledygook of downtown ale births
is only meaningful to likeminded from the marshes
with eyes of green forked tongues and pilfering hands
we flinch not at the addled brain antics of fumed retards
or pay mind to the anodyne display of threshers caste
sour
88 · Aug 2021
Waltzing Matildas.....
Yenson Aug 2021
A thousand flightless messages
silken dressed and translucently disrobed
run akimbo down the gallows
fated to their demise in meaningless tombs
to show is to hide in haze
that the lady sings the blues from longings
perchance breezed promenades
and strolled two steps with the lounge lizards
who know Monte Carlo and Rainiers
and tales of high life and dinners at Saint-Tropez
my dear meet Monsieur Robespierre
and learn the way the mind moves with the winds
now a thousand flightless messages
sing the blues from pastel faces and unloved peasants
my visit was years and moons ago
my heart was somewhere else while my eyes saw seventies
do get over me it was never us and them
88 · Aug 2019
Missing in action.......
Yenson Aug 2019
I want to write a love poem
and lay words covered in wistful lavender
want lilacs from dewy mornings floating in scented air
and the rarest orchids laid in clear Chrystal at a dainty feet
in a swirling soft breeze a harpist shall thrill the melodies of Venus
and I will hold your hand and plant tender kisses crafted by dimelo
yet on days such and times like now in evenings vesper whisper low
I reached within and to constellation amiss find that my heart is gone
In my kindest chest its not to be found nor in my head does it reside
In cool moonlight sat I waiting for a falling star to show me where
by brooks and ringing springs I strolled perchance I see it there
at eve-song I wander near sepulchers to see if the pasts knows
in azure fleecy sky lit with radiant rays I looked to no avail
in fading dusk I have to own I no-longer have a heart
I want to write a love poem and live dreams of two
to share lifting smiles and a walk down the lane
waltz in a dizzy haze like windmills in fields
and bring the purest silks from far Cathay
present the sweetest ambrosia wines
with the finest dates from Sahara
these and more to grace you
alas I cannot find my heart
have searched all around
up and down and over
even in stormy nights
even in winters cold
even in the dead
of lucid night
I have lost
my heart
no more
a heart
gone
Yenson Jan 2021
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex states, I am the most trolled and hated woman on earth
Diane Abbott replied, have you seen below.....

The Black Prince intoned, did your receive your membership cards,
I've got mine.....its barred me from living!!

Diane Abbott alone received almost half of all the abusive tweets sent to female MPs , research by Amnesty International has revealed.

The shadow home secretary, comes under a relentless campaign of racist and sexist abuse The abuse directed at her amounted to 10 times as much as was received by any other female MP, according to the Amnesty study.

Amnesty researchers found Abbott received 45% of all abusive tweets sent to female MPs. In the previous six months, she received just under a third of all abuse sent to the same group.

The report, authored by Amnesty technology and human rights researcher Azmina Dhrodia, looked at a sample of 900,223 tweets between 1 January and 8 June, drawn from social media analysis tool Crimson Hexagon.

However, deleted tweets or those whose accounts had been suspended could not be counted, which Dhrodia said could indicate the true scale of abuse was higher than could be accurately recorded.

Black and Asian female MPs received 35% more abusive tweets than their white colleagues, even when Abbott was excluded from the total, the research found.

Of the 140,000 tweets mentioning the shadow home secretary’s Twitter handle, @HackneyAbbott, one in 20 were classified as abusive. During the six months the tweets were monitored, Abbott received more abuse than all female MPs from the Conservative and Scottish National parties combined.

Abbott told the study her experience as an MP had gone from receiving one racist letter a week to hundreds every day, including letters covered in swastikas and pictures of monkeys and chimpanzees. “It’s the volume of it which makes it so debilitating, so corrosive, and so upsetting. It’s the sheer volume. And the sheer level of hatred that people are showing,” she told researchers.

Abbott said she was “not entirely surprised” she was the main target for abuse but added it was “sickening to see it in figures”.

“It’s highly racialised and it’s also gendered because people talk about **** and they talk about my physical appearance in a way they wouldn’t talk about a man. I’m abused as a female politician and I’m abused as a black politician.”

Asian women received the most abuse, despite making up just under 9% of female MPs in Westminster, with an average of 132 abusive tweets per MP, 30% higher than white women.

Former SNP MP Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh, who lost her seat at the June election, told the report the abuse had made her family question why she was putting herself in the spotlight. “Internally, it hurts a lot. It really, really hurts a lot. It’s personal,” she said.

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https://youtu.be/k4jR9P9YJGo
Yenson Sep 2020
Pretentious piffles in shaded gainsays
posturing as proses impregnated with mud
the artisans of what's-not presents what's this
acolytes rush congratulations where angels fear to tread

Blinded painters oil masterpieces
ripped on canvasses made from rawhide
as in the raw hiding from penances awaiting
blazing the tragedies of ignorance and the shift-shapers

The lame rejoice in verses of the amputees
and carcasses laude the missing link writers turds
for dullards should have dingos' dinner with masses fandom
all are welcomed at the cowards parade to ink nonsenses with flair
an ode to poeticalationisms......yeah, me too?!!!
88 · Oct 2019
Simples Oloff............
Yenson Oct 2019
Lucifer deemed God Almighty
can not have it all His way
why is His Kingdom open to all
why seek for all to come to Him
why say His is is the the Only truth and Way

that is not very democratic Lucifer decided
people must have choices and alternatives
people must be able to do as they please
what's the point if its all one way traffic
No way, he thought, I'm going to make hell

In conceit and devilish arrogance he disobeyed
I too can be as powerful as God he thought
I too can have a kingdom where we can do as we like
show God that we ain't second class citizens scraping before Him
this is Democracy let the numbers decide, majority wins
come join our club for life is short and we are more than them

To the Devil its a numbers game and he knows the ropes
give them all they want and let them sin as they like
money, ***, all manners of evil, go for it brothers and sisters
ain't no control freak here, ain't no boring Bible Bashers
ain't no restraint, ain't no fasting and praying and all that jazz
do as you ****** please, burn later, you're dead by then anyways

Its a numbers game and evil is hot and cool ain't it just
look at this game in town, see that just man out there
blameless, decent, God fearing, kind, loving and caring
now gather people of our democracy, see how we can **** him up
and he can't do a thing, see him alone without a single cheer
What is his God doing about it, what power has he got

See, the Devil is your friend who really delivers, simple as
that fool there could have a gang robbing and thieving an partying
could be bedding willing women and have mates to help in crisis
having a great time and doing it all in glorious democracy and joy
******, Stalin, Genghis, P. ***, West etc, see anyone mess with them
No, cause when you got democracy, you've got the numbers to do
as you like...simples, Olof !!
88 · Sep 2019
Forgotten New Ville
Yenson Sep 2019
Who is there to taunt and terrorize the faithless
who buys nada from the prophets of the barren paradise
where apparitions sell magical sights in haze and mirrors opaque
and forked tongues roasted in wombs of maligning albinos cold frosts

The blank minds resend entrails of bigoted shames
keepers of secret sins rigging sails to ferry malice fore thought
for in the light of the just the laden-ed pirates sees incoming storms
in sinners fermented heads the hurricane winds cry Mary's ill spawn  

Unrest for the uncontested domicile hicks and dolts
game-keeper turned washers to arrived nouveau riche in browns
wounded by hate and bitter a bitter potion now ingested by left-overs
our modern terrorists in sackcloth and shame seeks neon power in saps' dusts
Yenson Jun 2022
To faff and **** and sneak and snort
To jive and jib and shove and slime
To drone and discredit and simmer with envy
To parade inadequacy and promote idiocies
To be blinded and witless and rage in inferiority
To be snivelling cowards and trailer trash bullies
To be weak gutless retards in deluded role-change campaign
All swamped twitching and burping in vermillion pond life
reflecting the haze of their dystopian stalking canals
88 · Apr 2022
one track mind.....
Yenson Apr 2022
So its not possible or viable
to put your orange squash in an old wine bottle
for freezing
to drink later when its very very cold
I suppose only visionaries
can do this
88 · Mar 2022
too deep for loafs....
Yenson Mar 2022
Like the comprehension and sage analysis
of D. Trump is without doubt convinced
he won the election
our home-grown morons are convinced
plebiscite inane machinations of fools
impacts the sublime
Plato's Republic lives down my locality
the effect of education and the lack of it
on our nature
see how ideas and perception differs
from actual reality of life
the sleep walkers in ghost democracy
all see white in the dark
do not wake them for they are convinced
they are rulers in the rye
chaffs can dream do you not comprehend
88 · Jul 2020
Always smarter....
Yenson Jul 2020
The hunting beagles
should not be fed before a Hunt
lets keep them hungry for a day or two
to make them keen and sharper
the fox awaits
the fox knows this too....
Yenson May 2021
They only understand at the basic level
the complexities of reasoning are not theirs
as are finesse and being cultured or witticisms
they think in pictures as a child with an abacus to count

being charitable enough to be  polite
rather say I have nothing but contempt for them
he glibly said I will never forgive aware this is up to God
the low thinkers and the preachers all buy into another buzzword

basic understanding of low mentality
sees the jokey assertion that a character has gone black
meaning a fair complexion fares in dark tones as if that matters
to a wholesome adult well aware any outer pigmentation is irrelevant

ignorants comprehends neither wit irony or sarcasm
a fascinating study forever amusing to the cultured brigades
who rather than educate them merely toy with them indulgently
for they know that to the dumb witless they always see the Emperor's new coat

from Plato Republic to the fantasist socialist grandpa
we see how manipulation of the underclasses plays out
spin the sound bites and tell lies for they're too dumb for truths
praise their ignorance and tell them Duchess Camilla and the Prince have horse faces
these twits are always ripe for the taking, its in their gene pools
The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile. without the ability to understand fully you have been conquered by yourself. Your oppositions are you fighting yourself. but fortunately for you, you will not see this or even know it, That's why there is so much unintentional humour in the Human condition most especially in the lower classes,
88 · Jul 2023
The Genuine Article.....
Yenson Jul 2023
The Intelligent one
said, I seek knowledge and try to learn
knowing there's more than meets the eye
you're God's nobliest creation and so should your mind be

The sage believes
love, respect, look, listen, learn but above
all, know to own your mind and keep your counsel
for within you is the god you, find it and bow Namaste

The Judge said
patience is a virtue, weigh probabilities
think judiciouly and remember they're always
two sides to a story and even more atimes

The Journalist said
Shed light, truthfully and objectively
tell your story, educate, inform, expose wrong
and never go to print without facts-checking and verifying

The Spiritual Ones say
Love one another and believe there's a
Higher Power far greater than us, be kind, grateful
and do unto others as you want others do unto you and yours

The wise one said
I keep an open mind and treat others
with integrity, respect, due consideration and on merit
but step on my toes delibrately and I will stand up for myself

The Brave one says
I believe in peace but courage and boldness
are essential parts of me, I do not seek trouble but if trouble troubles me I will trouble trouble in more troubling ways than one

The Real One says
I am open, honourable and possess self-respect
and I say it as it is, my intentions are good and worthy
with no ulterior motives, I cannot condone or relate to fakeness, falsehood, chicanry, deciets machinations, superficialities or artificialities.

I am the real deal
I keep it real and you will find me
in all of the above, for our world is not one dimensional
we can soar with eagles and dive into deepest reaches
we carry long sabres yet give the warmest gentlest softest kisses
I am The Genuine Article........
88 · Dec 2019
The many say NO.....
Yenson Dec 2019
If I did not have a mind

brilliantly forged in humanities

capable of discernment in rights and wrongs

to appease the Creator's noble design and uphold my worth

would I be the swamp flotsam in a momentum roguish and wild

carrying the addled ***** mud of past stagnation and clogged

minds

enveloped in debris of insane ideologies long shamed and

discarded  

flogged by millions out of the house of reasons cowering in bile

naked in the shattering wake of rejections by miners and sons

mothers, wives sisters and daughters who saw the light

in strives and honest endeavours they gained by sweat

communities grown in neighborly love not hate

heed the wastrels and money for nothings

entrenched in blame games and deceits

selling raw hate and dividing people

with their self-serving con masters

liars, wide boys, haters and fakers

In towns flogging dud wares

hogging delusional cures

selling

stinking red snake oil

Nobody buys it

these days
Yenson Aug 2019
They run from name to names
as if that would make a difference
but contempt knows no names or cares
a disgraced ghost in vengeful pain is a disgraced ghost
in vengeful pain, its really as obvious and apparent as that

They chase words in swirls and twist
in their minds it carries some messages to ingest
I just see the cheapness and desperation of dis-ingenuity
and smell the cloying fear that underpins their weaknesses
just cheap insecure ghosts looking for relevance and face save

They show how innate vapid arrogance
compensates for stupidity and shortsightedness
while tomfoolery dances with immaturity in insipid minds
and most telling is their kak lack of introspection or consciousness
for ghost sees what it wants to see and hear what it wants to hear

They have not changed a jot in me
other than now afford me a keener knowledge
of their hypocrisy, cowardice and their general fallibility
in tautology its evident that ghosts are divinely not human beings
and they all bar very few wear that dishonorable shame with pride

They are so far from my psyche and self
that I feel like shouting directions to piffling anodynes
but who am I to show them the tragedies of bloodless cadavers
who revel in their kak and sparkle in their white robes unaware
they want to bell a cat yet they parade around with the biggest bells
round their long supercilious necks

Is this the biggest tragedy of modern times
for evolution and history has taught mankind nothing!
come **** me and sing a million dirges but know its all about you
but you have also created double a million monsters in your yards
they are all waiting and watching and their diet is cold heartless cadavers......
The Amazon is burning, earth is being ***** and suffocated, and the soon to be roasted cadavers are calling each other names and comparing the blond looks of their wives....and a big blond man says I don't believe all this climate change **** because my comb-over still hold firm...This is our world....
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