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The Angry Pencil Feb 2019
Fat ***
Man feet
Larry fines hair
Keep it up **** I really don't care

Horse teeth
Lazy ***
Queen of nothing
At least I have a brain your head is full of stuffing

Ugly face
Thunder thighs
Apparently not good enough
Guess what two can play at this adolescent stuff

Now let's talk about you

F* face
*******
Alcoholic *****

Just looking at you makes me quite sick

Narcissist
man with no plan
loser with a capital L
You don't know how much I yearn for you to go to hell

Emotional age of 6
No teeth
Man baby
I'm not going to let you drive me crazy

Disease-ridden ****
Wannabe ***
Genuine waste of time
That's all I can think of to rhyme
The Angry Pencil Dec 2018
ERIC THE GREAT

Her white knight came
But not by white horse
He traveled by red truck
These are modern times, of course

His hair was not flowing
And his face was not clean shaven
But the princess was glowing
Because he was her Safe Haven

He traveled from far
I'm not sure how wide
His kisses were well above par
He had a **** stride

He was her Oasis
In a desert of fools
For the last prince who captured her
Broke all the golden rules

Prince Eric however made her timeworn
frown turnover
It seems her luck has finally changed
He is her rare four leaf clover
Her dreadful life forever rearranged

This Prince is a keeper
He brightens up her world
Her love for him is sure to only grow deeper
Let the flag of Happiness be unfurled
Written about a new man in my life
The Angry Pencil Aug 2018
There is no bigger ******* than the guy that does every spiteful, abusive, mean, and petty thing he can do to make you mad and then gets mad at you for fighting back. I can't do this anymore. It is killing me inside. I soooooo need justice. I need God( if there is one) to smite this ******* down. I want him to repent all the things he has done and said and plotted against me. I want him struck by lightning, mowed down by a tractor, I want him flattened by a steamroller, I want him gone. I want his tongue cut out and then burned and fed to rats. I hate him with every f** fiber of my being
I am obviously very angry.
The Angry Pencil Jul 2018
Gotta live every day just appreciating you are healthy and alive. Don't let anyone hold you down, back, or under them.

Be yourself. Don't apologize for being genuine and true to yourself. Use time wisely, the older you get, the faster our perception of its loss.
Just a thoughtvon how quickly time goes
The Angry Pencil Jul 2018
No amount of Revenge will ever be enough
No justice too severe
I want the consequences of your words to bury you
Beneath the current of my tears

I want a tornado to twist you
Until your head is ******* on right
I want an earthquake to eat you
And hear your screams permeate the night

My hatred for you has me consumed
With clever ways to retaliate
I see you now
For you the game / checkmate

So let Karma be a *****
When God judges you let him slap your face
But I will never feel even
For the years taken and erased
Tired of being verbally and mentally abused.
The Angry Pencil Jul 2018
Every time you go out
My mind is riddled with doubt
My stomach churns
Waiting for your return

You act as if you've never left us before
And you know I have no reason to trust
Every time you walk out that door
I feel like my heart's about to bust

Everything minute seems like an hour
An eternity of fear
Because I know you have no willpower
Over a bunch of free beer

You forget I'm alive
And sometimes I don't see you for days
How will I survive?
You've  forgotten me in you're drunken daze

I have tried to make you happy
But you care nothing for mine
Let's face it you treat me ******
You're a tumor that's not benign

You take me so for granted
I know you can't love me at all
So my love, I have become quite disenchanted
There's no hope for us after all
The Angry Pencil Jul 2018
How does he not love me
Let me count the many ways not
Not with flower petals
What are flowers, I forgot

Just like Christmas gifts
And birthday too
At least for 7 years
You let me float adrift

You never hold my hand
Or kiss me just because
You never sit with me
These are just some of your flaws

You called me vicious names
That were meant to tear me down
You're just a mean old grump
For stupidity you wear the crown

Who would expect a woman to put up with
This petty *******
But I guess I feel sorry for you
Cuz you're such a nitwit

You got us thrown out
Of yet another place
Do you think that in my mind
These things can be erased

You have no right
To love me any less
I know, you know you're wrong
Why don't you just confess
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