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#boobies poems

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Boobies!!!I love boobs, big and small, I love boobs, best of all. / I think boobs are lots of fun, I think boobs are number one. / I think boobs are really neat, they make me want to beat my meat.

@timBIGDrussel28

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The Quest Of Gonz / Larping In The ParkI was alone deep within my thoughts lost in nature. / in other words passed out in the park as usual from a night of deep research and binge drinking hey everyone needs a fucking hobby okay. / I was just about to do some deep sea diving I'm kidding it's more like explore the hot tub with Jennifer Aniston and Lawrence hey I bought those goggles why not put them to some good perverted use right?

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo170

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Boobies Make Me Like Your Poetry MoreA hamster walked in the pub yeah you remember that was that group that has a fucking collection but no fucking group anymore yeah that makes as much sense as me cheers Hello your truly more fucked up than I. / She was broken fragile and me I was a horny poetic bastard who was always trying lend some umm comfort cause I'm a strictly well I'm kidding hey if I can take advantage of someone and see some boobies in the process it's all good in the hood. / Gonz give me one shot and a beer .

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo95

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Same Old Shite GonzoIt was just another ordinary day at the Pub. / I as always at the helm tending bar hitting on hamsters and making crude jokes that usually walked the line and got me banned from a site that I was a living legend on. / Remember kids there is no Hello without Gonzo.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo138

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Nakedness.As she took off her shirt on a one way camera. / She knew he only wanted to see her nakedness. / "because you look good in clothes but you

@L3eetlejuice24

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Rant 666GDo people ever truly lose there mind or were they always fucking bat shit to begin with? / I believe half this earth is run by insane people most of which have way to much power and far to little sense . / The fucking radio is a great example ever listen modern music ?

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo144

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Ask Dr Gonz / Im Still AliveThe hamster walked alone broken hurt and on the verge of ending it all. / The streets of Hello were empty as the head of the arsehole who created it . / He just couldn't take it anymore school was driving him nuts his family were insane and there had to be more to life than sitting in his room on weekends listening to shitty music writing angst driven poetry and masturbating to internet porn.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo150

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If Hell Had Postcards I Would Send One PriortyWe had blown through half the booze and the drugs were nowhere to be found in this oasis's of debauchery and bad decisions . / Bone had thrown his usual temper fit and with his spoiled rich boy roots showed his ass in the worst possible way till someone finally shut him the fuck up. / And after the pissed off dude had knocked my sometimes friend most times pain in my ass sidekick out.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo171

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How To Survive a Hurricane Mr GonzoI was awoken far to early it was dam near seven o clock in the evening . / The noise was insane then I finally turned off the music . / Boozer my four legged amigo truly needed to lay off the death metal

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo194

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Co Writer For Hire GonzoI was celebrating as normal I'm not sure why besides oh yeah duh I'm the most awesome writer in the history of this site . / The bar was empty as usual the old crowd had been abducted by aliens and replaced by children whom seemed to believe I truly gave a fuck that there five day relationship had just fallen apart yeah live on your own bust your ass to exist then tell me how fucking hard life is okay kiddies. / It came through the wire a message that read.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo119

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Gonzo And the Nervous BreakdownWe sat there in a group a circle of freaks with a doctor more fucked up than all of us put together on the side. / So John anything you care to share today ? / I paid little or no attention to the asshole rattling off about feelings or all that other shit I truly could give a fuck less about .

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo111

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The Future Of Me HereI been writing like a mad man and had my works passport get stamped in multiple countries . / Australia, Italy , Germany , England, Indiana . / Okay Indiana was more a state run mental institution but I was published there none the less and I liked finger painting graham crackers and crazy women so probs to them.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo62

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Sometimes The Broken Speak So Clear (co-write with John Patrick Robbins aka Gonzo)Every drip from bleeding pen / will forever drop / into an ocean

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Staying Crazy With GonzIt wasnt my best day in fact I was lost like a person who has actual musical taste at a modern pop concert. / Hopeless beaten in need of a hug or maybe something else . / Hey id sit outside with a sign around my neck saying blow me.please if I thought it actually work.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo179

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As In The Night You CalledI told you truths we laughed off as just another one of my moments and to me you knew when even could not say. / Words left apon a page are meaningless without the insperation to support them. / Are troubles many but to this friendship I owe everything never worry how it sounds just read it and know .

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo15

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Alive Was The BarThere was nothing like a holiday to make me feel alone . / I watched her move with the music she seemed anything but alone . / They say honey draws bee's and shit does flies well here tonight in this bar you had a good mix of both.

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo156

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Authors BioGonzo / Is often called a barroom poet slash outlaw . / Who's work has been featured in some mags that clearly do not care about good taste or morals .

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo26

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Whiskey My Worries AwayShe said . / "It's me or the bottle asshole"! / I admired the view of the door as it smacked her on the ass .

@john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo38

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Corinthians 1 11:2Life's not easy in a life in a world of flux between depression and ecstasy / In my free time I listen in on feeds from better off stations / I can't get no satisfaction. I'm not even sure if I still want your satisfaction. I've been mixing uppers and downers trying to find a nonexistent happy medium.

@TheNineOfDiamonds13

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just... speak my namebreathe it like a talisman / experience it like a ghost / hang it around your neck

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