If you’ve never **** your pants,
I don’t suggest you try it,
And if you have a sweet tooth,
I don’t suggest you diet,
Because pants are expensive,
And junk food is delicious,
And honestly grownups ******* themselves is absolutely ridiculous.
I’ve always wanted to write a poem about bowel movements cause I’m super immature and think **** jokes are the epitome of humor. Also I’m still 12 inside.
