Me when I'm ******:
Stage 1: Politely nodding and smiling. Thinking: Omfg shut up.
Stage 2: Staring at them blankly. Thinking: I'm gonna **** myself.
Stage 3: Clenched jaw and glaring. Thinking: I'm gonna **** YOU
Stage 4: Completely lost it, revving chainsaws (no accident that I pluralized chainsaws) and burning **** down, the town is in ruins and I am evilly cackling insanely and raiding chocolate stores. *Thinking: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no. I do not have anger management issues. now ******* before I stomp you into the ground and chase you with a sledgehammer
lol if anyone wants to do one like this about their stages of pissedness I'd love to read it ;)
