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Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
what is a girl
**** & snooch
w/out a fetish
woman is not
even present.
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
long ago; in many lifetimes past,
there lived a lonely snooch in the
middle of the big forest; she looked
out of her hutch at the big world
around her, her little head peeping
above the brush she sees the navel
up north over the hill of tummy &
southward the world divides in two
ending w/ the ten-toed pair of feet
that smell of stinky sneakers & once
a month for about a week she has to
wear a mask to hide her string; or to
hold her pad b/c blood leaks & other
snooches tell her about the penises
they've been seeing   [describing
something like a hot-dog *******
a bun]
; but the brave snooch told
them what she wanted most    was
another snooch, a different aroma,
maybe more wrinkly or bald; the other
snooches weren't at all appalled; 'She's
been reading Sappho again,'  they said
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
curled into a  ball
like a flaccid *****;
the mad  geneticist
couldn't shake   the
terror of being swallowed whole
by the enormous ******;   his [-]
body used as a filthy ***** she kept
jumping on & off; He was standing
straight up & the wings, [what else  to call them],
enveloped & ****** [-]      into the wet
darkness; the glimmer of light showing
only hot pink & creamy opaque juices;
he was safe now in the Horney Psychiatric
Emergency Wing of the big city   hospital;
his wrists strapped w/     rawhide;
his ankles clenched in rattling   chain;
the NP came in face bland as Barbie,
'ur chart says u're a geneticist;     u should
have known better than to try to create
a woman on ur own;   women are copyright
by the Feminist State &  u're in big trouble;
men aren't allowed to create anything, as it
always leads to violence; just look at urself,
u look like something the cat hocked up;
'No cat,' [-] strained to say, 'no cat!' he gasped -
'Yes, I know - it was a giant ***** - reports
have been all over the News but so far u're
the only one who's seen it,    although there are
traces of it everywhere; a big ol' smelly snooch
can't hide forever,' she said lastly,          closing
the cell's light & leaving [-]   to his nightmares ♀︎
'Aaahh-ghh - -gchk-kca-chgchh!!'
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
❤      ❤      ❤❤    [Est regina naturale eius debent]❤❤      ❤    
❤                          ❤                     ❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤******; a cross     between a ****** & ❤❤
    ❤❤ a cooch but less crude:  she lifted up  ❤❤    
❤❤her skirt and showed   me her snooch.❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Johnny Noiπ Jun 2018
I said: I thought     u  
loved me for my
brain. She said: think
of my   ***** as
Chinese        algebra.
Johnny Noiπ Mar 2018
to women I know
what is the
preferred word for
ur snooch?
Is snooch okay?
Can we go w/ that?

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