To put my mind at rest
I have decided to sleep,

I might keep one eye open
to watch for monsters.

Even the night makes a noise
and in the dark, every noise is a danger.

Carry a flashlight or a Kalash' tonight
and get your shots in first.

Turning the other cheek
would be good
but in this neighbourhood
they'd just burn your ***.

One Trojan
can stop an
army.

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Why is there no checklist for life?
Can you say … recipe for disaster …
If you’re planning to fail …
… then you’re failing to plan

I cut my teeth in a house where we could eat off the floor if we so desired
The floor was either that clean or some other innate wisdom was built into that statement

And I thought my inane wisdom came from ...

Do you, don’t you want me to love you?
#9 #9
Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota
**** Sadie you broke the rules
Singing in the dead of night
Obla-di
Why don’t you stare into your own Glass Onion

… Beatles

(My head is spinning, ooh...
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, alight!
I got blisters on my fingers!)