hey fu'ck face could you come over here so i can, well you know,

fu'ck your face

hey everybody take your place and don't be tardy,
cause when fu'ck face is here it's time to party

i'm doing good, but i am so fu'cking bored

i'm doing so good that i'm feeling like i'm needing to fu'ck
up my life some,  just so that i am not doing so good

that would make me feel so good,

then i wouldn't be so bored because i'd be doing something that feels so fu'cking good

i hope that it is something shiny
i love shiny sh'it
if it's shiny, i'm on it

a fool
forever drawn to it,
like a moth to a flame that you should have never fu'cking lit

i'm an idiot
like treasure on a sinking ship
i should have learned to swim cause i'm diving in after it

yep, i am a foolish idiot
and i do admit that i haven't a care that i already know that it's counterfeit

I swear that i gotta get out here, go to Somewhere, anywhere, but i got nowhere to go. Everywhere those roads go, that i don't know, they got to lead to Somewhere, to Anywhere, but Here. Don't go There, There is where everything has already happened. Been There. Nowhere is such a lonely place, i feel hopeless. It's unreal that you came to see me. Unlikely as it may be. But i am certainly sad, that you had found me.
Full-bore, pedal to the fu'cking floor, speeding right the fu'ck past the road that Nowhere goes. Is a road, It goes straight the **** to Anywhere, anywhere you want, to end up somewhere that's not Here or There, it will even lead you to Everywhere, even to Somewhere where you feel you belong. Not a place like Nowhere, that feels totally wrong, if ya want to go everywhere, that too many places to go, it will just string you along. Or else, if you just want some space, to get away, Elsewhere is a good place. If you're in Elsewhere, get out, get a map, find somewhere else besides Elsewhere to go, or else where you go you will just be somewhere else, and still looking for somewhere to go. So follow your map, don't fall for the trap, cause Elsewhere don't care that you live in despair and now you lost, seeking anywhere and everywhere to go, but the road to Nowhere is the only way, to find some road somewhere, to go to Somewhere, or else ya gonna be back in Elsewhere or just somewhere else, Now in total despair, to someone's else it may not be that unfair, but you got lost yourself and no one else fu'cking cares.
Somewhere is near here, but it's also close to Nowhere. Here is not where you want to be, it feels like Nowhere. Somewhere is where it's at. At least you're somewhere. But over there, where Here used to be, but where is it, it's not here, or even over there. It could be anywhere, i've looked fu'cking everywhere but Somewhere is nowhere to be found. It could be near enough, It could even be here, there or anywhere. It's got to be somewhere, but it's nowhere to be. So where do we go from Here. Cause Somewhere is out there somewhere, but those roads lead you to Somewhere else. Now you just feel your stuck here but it's all good, it's ok, it's just fu'cking alright, you never had to leave, because at least you're here, and Here has always been somewhere to be, you're always somewhere, like right here, so why not enjoy just being here, Here is so near, you're already there, somewhere, where you belong, because if you not here somewhere, then you are just on you way to Somewhere else, still looking somewhere else for somewhere to be.

maybe i'm too smart to function in this world,
or i am just too stupid to get with it.    I don't know?

all i know is that i don't fit

there is not enough space for me to fit in your place,
the shoe that you gave to me, does not fit my face

it's not long enough

or fu'cked up enough

it is not enough of a disgrace

for you to continue to fu'cking taste

life is like biting into the ripest peach, only to later realize

that once you bit, you should have just quit

how does it taste?  to be chewing dog sh'it

know i'm the kind of person that wears their heart on their sleeve

unfortunately for you my coat is in the other room

waiting there just not to care

want to see what i store in my underwear?

i'm feeling way too great, loving living with this aching headache,

ouch, that smarts, that's gonna leave a mark

and seeing all those stars it seems it's just the start

having the time of my life

just chasing after my own parked car

i need to escape to my happy place, my happy place puts a smile on my face, i erase reality because i like how it taste

it is a little crazy here at my happy place, kind of makes it
a crazy happy place

a place that i can play pretend, a space to have fun in, fun is never done,
it seems it never ends

a carnival ride that is inside of my mind, i have such a great time,
the time of my life, when i nevermind

but i get the spins and it makes me sick, i can't get out of it

did i mention that i am sick as ****

it's beginning to taste like i am green in the face

fu'ck, i need to escape the aftertaste of my crazy happy fu'cked up place

i probably should just not be chewing with my mouth wide open
in public places and smiling at all the faces around, with a sh'it eating grin

my secret kept in my suitcase that i keep all my sh'it in

just in case, i get the feeling my not so secret life, is a sin

feeling all confused and not knowing what to do. i trade in my suitcase for a new pair of shoelaces

even tho they are soiled and stained,  i lace them up anyways and embrace the day

i hope it's just a day packed full of sh'it!  i'm drawn to it!

like a moth to a flame, that you should have never fu'cking lit!

with wits, that have the same worth as that sh'it.  another idiot is born

with dreams too tall.  he can't resist being buried neck deep in it

after all, nothing gets resolved when sh'itty thoughts get involved

it's so easy to feel lost when all you have are sh'itty thoughts

but why should you care?

to you, those sh'itty thoughts just as well be like, unanswered prayers

rejected and sent elsewhere

a place far from there, but not anywhere near over here

but just down the road from everywhere

somewhere far from anywhere, where there is a road to go somewhere else

somewhere like Elsewhere.  where else ya gonna go?

last time you didn't do a fu'cking thing!  you went nowhere?

and you got fu'cking lost?

lost without ever going anywhere?

lost nowhere?  you don't know where?  but you were there?

so you head on down the road wanting to go somewhere else, for someplace to go

and now you're here.  here is where you are

at least you are here and it's somewhere to be.  better than being somewhere else

like lost, not knowing if you were here, there, or why you were even somewhere else

your head starts to fu'cking spin!  you can't remember if you were coming or going?  if you are here?  or way the fu'ck over there?

but your stinking thinking starts in,  sinking in.  you're fu'cked!  you don't know if you are somewhere else or somewhere,  like Elsewhere

it was all too much of a trip.  will you ever be the same?

you can never go back!  because that sh'it leaves a stain!

never ending, piles for miles!  you're in it deep!  drowning in it!

sinking your teeth in, even deeper than before

this time we can't ignore the stench of your breath

and somehow?  you are proud?  of the pile that surrounds

the smell it gives off,  is everywhere around.  people fold,  they fall

they even drop to the ground

with sh'it stuck in your teeth!  you seem to be so fu'cking proud?

leaving no one out!

so foul,  you must have sh'it yourself.  too overwhelmed today

getting way too carried away with way too many s.hitty thoughts

day after day after day.  but it's the price you pay

for all the days spent, just  sitting in your own sh'it

pouting about the day it was that you pinched one off too late

and that was the day, all that you could do to make it back to being okay,
was to absorb the aroma as it circled the drain

it's so fu'cking sad that it's a tragedy.  all that personality and it never had a name

but it will be known around the world, just how attached you were, to the **** known as,

"the one that got away"

you let that one just slip on by.  let it go.  without any goodbye

left you feeling that that number two just didn't work out too well for you

you believe purpose is here and all around there.  it's very near

you're so close to it, but don't think that we don't know, that you are so full of it, with your teeth packed full of ****

hell, you got lost going nowhere?

i'll just stay right here and joke about it, as your opportunity to fail every attempt at it

choking it down, as the bottom falls out from beneath

your secret sin is not safe enough.  that sh'it eating grin has given you up

you walk around town with sh'it packed in your teeth

you sick fu'ck!  you're on your way down!

nothing to pick you up now.  you hope no one found you out

if they only knew how proud you are for chewing so loud

people would just turn around.  some would probably escape death
and survive underground, to get away from your breath

so which half of that sh'it sandwich did you chomp down on?

all gone nothing left, but something smells like death hanging around!

it's all over town!  stinks like holy hell!  everyone is breathing upside down!

you can't help yourself.  from the rooftop, you let go of yourself

from the top of your lungs you sing and you sing it out loud

a fu'cking disgrace with sh'it all over his face.  so tone it the fu'ck down!

people all around town fu'cking hate you now!

why the fu'ck are you so proud!?  you are such a fu'cking let down!

yet you're so fu'cking proud, that you let everyone down?

chowing down, chomping out loud.  not giving a fu'ck who was around!


you up and just fu'cking let all that sh'it go

and now when you are out and about, you go for a stroll

you tear it up, til you get on a roll

you now strut your stuff.  you're beginning to boogie down

you just can't help yourself, you flaunt yourself all around town

you walk fu'cking sideways on the fu'ckin ceiling, turning the town upside fu'cking down

moving in and out while you're out and about grooving around town

fu'ck ya!  you know it now!  to you, it's as clear as the air

your sh'it don't stink

and you're doing it all with a square peg round fu'cking hole attitude

boasting about how it sounds to be so experienced

you can now say you found a new way to take a bite out of life

screaming into the fu'cking microphone with your lungs topped out!

singing to the whole **** world.  and you ain't done singing til you spit your fu'cking lungs out!

we know, you're letting us all know, that the world is the stage and you're the motherfu'ckin show

you tore into that sh'it, just to fu'cking tear it up!

to let all the world know, that you're down with that sh'it.

you know all about it

cause remember when there was a time when sh'it tastes like sh'it

you can now live your life with all of your dreams

that are too close to be seen?  slightly out of reach!

but they're right fu'cking here!  dreams as big as big can be!

just over the horizon.  waiting for me!

while i wonder why?  i'm chasing down, my own fu'cking dream!

that flees from me?

now that's some fu'cked up sh'it!  how can this be?

what the fu'ck is happening?  this isn't my dream!

wake me the fu'ck up!  this is too fu'cked up!

i can't take this anymore!  this nightmare has no door?


i just sh'it myself again,  with no one around to smell my secret sin

no one to tell

you're allowed to keep your secret to yourself,  but you're so full of sh'it

no one wants you around!

nobody wants to help you!  they want no part of you,  it,  or any of your sh'it!

you're a sick fu'ck!  you can't even smell it!

so save yourself, your fu'cking self!

and do it all alone, with no one else, without other people around


you and your stench, all by yourself.  at last

alone and attached and never looking back

you want it now more than ever!  you can't help yourself!

to have this moment,  together but alone

it's time to break wind!  let the stink sink in!

take the deepest breath ever!  hold it in for forever!

absorb it in!  deep down within!

you know it now, you're in love with your secret sin

you begin to find your place again.  stinking the whole place up!  where the fu'ck have you been?

go.  get lost!  go look for the reason.  the reason you're so driven

why, wonder why you're so drawn to find a meaning that is hidden, or a reason why the meaning is lost

you've spent a lifetime.  it goes on and on and on.  with an appetite so strong

it's been a long time, since lunchtime.  you feel the hunger growing inside

sh'it tastes better sometimes.

so choke it all down.  take it as prescribed

you may be surprised with it all over your face.  you disgusting disgrace!

how can you live with yourself?  yet, seem so amazed?

with the aftertaste that you now crave

so savor the flavor.  pack your cheeks full of that sh'it

go ahead, get on with it!

embrace your newly acquired taste for s.hit?

because the moment you bit, you just couldn't quit

you chewed forever.  it changed you forever

never again,  will your disgusting secret sin ever begin to be a taste
that anyone else would ever crave

more like,  never crave the taste of someone else's waste


you're losing yourself.  lost in the odor

it's only here for a short time! and doesn't have much hang time!

your heart is now racing!  you believe,  now is the time!

that it all begins!  you know that feeling!

it triggers your mood to a sh'itty attitude,  to get sh'it faced again!

you know it now.  it's the taste of your secret sin

out comes an overly eager smile!  it peeks out from within!

and when all hell breaks loose.  the sh'it show begins!
that this fu'cked up,  s.hit faced motherfu'cker is at it again!

always in over his head whenever he wears that sh'it eating grin

now that you have found me, i feel so tragically sad
and i want to make you feel just as fu'cking bad

so,  fu'ck off!    go flush your sh'itty thoughts

don't forget to wipe and stop craving it.  don't let it consume you

for fu'cks sake!  stop consuming sh'it!

stop your sh'it faced ways!

forget about secret sins.  sh'it eating grins

just stop it all!  before sh'it faced even begins

take a sh'it, and don't be so loud.  do it without the slightest sound

alone,  away from any public place.  stay out of the crowds

never open your suitcase!

don't be so fu'cking proud when you shovel sh'it into your mouth

close that fu'cking briefcase!  do it right the fu'ck now!

this isn't the place to showcase the sick display that you embrace
just to go someplace wearing sh'it smeared all over your face

you are a fu'cking disgusting disgrace!

just sh'it without obsessing about sh'it

just get it over with, and move on along

let it be known that everyone who hates you,

they all want you gone!

to stay the fu'ck away!

so, so long,  get gone already!  and i'll be right here

hoping to hell that you're on your way to having a sh'itty fu'cking day