Miss Wilde
Miss Wilde
he says with a smile
Miss Wilde
Miss Wilde
he shakes his silly head
I cook a grand meal
but not without leaving behind a mess
Classic Miss Wilde
he says
Classic Indeed!
I'm ***** and clumsy
efficient but messy
I mix up my words
pronounce things funny
I sit on the floor
in funny positions
I'm kind but sarcastic
innocent but *****
knocking things over
tripping over flat surfaces
stealing the blankets
sleeping in strange positions
these things he calls quirky
these things he says are part of me
these things make me scared
one day he'll say
Oh Miss Wilde
Miss Wilde
I've known you awhile
But you're just a child
Miss Wilde
You had me beguiled
But your personality is really quite mild
Miss Wilde
Your antics have got me all riled
You're wild Miss Wilde
and I'm absolutely reviled
so go on your way
get out get out
to the sandbox and play
because you're just a child
My dear young Miss Wilde
Olivia Wilde is reportedly very messy,
he only ever calls me Miss Wilde now.