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Faryal Sep 16
Let’s not get too political here
In 1773
The most British thing Britan did was make an act of tea

Meanwhile,
The Sons of Liberty reacted with a tea party of their own
The Boston Tea Party

Tea smugglers starting the chants of “no taxation without representation”
consuming about 2-3 cups of tea per day but the secret to making a huge cup of tea
is by throwing a tea party

Lets invite Darthmouth, Eleanor & ******
Bringing 240 chests of cheap black tea, 15  chests of superior cheap black tea, 10 chests superior black tea & 60 chests of green tea

Toss it all into the Boston Harbour
After all they are THROWING a 3 hour tea party
John Hancock and Samuel Adams
Got about 116+ guests arriving at 7pm and leaving by 10pm  
In those those 3 hours
a total of 45 tons of tea was spilled

Legend says the harbour still tastes like tea but very salty
However, In today’s generation
There’s still more tea coming up from the Boston tea party

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