I'm done with Thuggin'
but don't expect any Huggin'

You're worthless,
annoying.
But worst of all
BORING!

So do us a favor
and jump off
the 10th story.

U woke me up for this?
*******!
I can't believe this ****!
*******!
no I don't need savin!
*******!
no I won't be behavin!
*******!
cuz all your meddlin'
*******!
is just Jehovah peddlin'!
*******!
i must not be clear!
*******!
or just ******* in ears!
*******!
you want me 2 pray cuz i'm bitter?
*******!
the only kneelin'  I'll be doin'
is behind yo sister!

**NOW *******!

I promise
to keep it honest
between us
and deliver it harder
when you want it.

I promise
to not let the fairy-tales
people make up
to get in the way
of f--king you to
the overdose levels
you've been craving for.

I promise
as I inject my vitality
into the back
of your throat
you'll feel like
like there's no better
place for you to be
but here.

I promise
that when playtime
is over
and you go back
to your man,
I'll be waiting
for your text
so we can
ride the sheets
again.

But, I won't be waitin'
alone.

The first time I heard it
I was young, so it's hazy
but even back then
I knew dat **** was crazy.

God said, Abraham!
u my chosen one!
so if ya wanna get some love,
just **** your son!

What!?

That's ****** up!
I knew it even then.
But what was scary were the grown-ups
all screamin' "AMEN!"

It got worse still
and this part was sick!
If Abe wanted Heaven,
he had to cut his ****!

Now, I was worried!
My brain was in whirl!
It's the only time I ever wished
I was a girl!

Now that I'm a man
I'm glad I didn't crack.
I got the **** Out
with my mind and ****
INTACT!

Many have accused me of being
heartless, unfeeling, inconsiderate,
thoughtless, and crass.

Believe them!  It's true.

But that will change
when I make your tender pink parts

*SING!

they convinced you that it's right
so keep yo ***** locked tight
till your honeymoon night
when your man will rock ya right

but if yo man's a ****** too
it won't happen like ya reckon
cuz when he stick it in
he'll be done in 2 seconds

ya been waitin' all your life
for that magic first bangin'
but instead you're left hangin'
and a hoochi hole crampin'

a pretty diamond ring
and limp ding-a-ling
no lovin', no 'gasm
just a sore hoochi spasm

you shoulda' known better
you shoulda' got some practice
you want a hot lover
not a 2 second slugger

so dump his ***, girl!
and do it real quick
being stupid ain't bliss
virginity's *******!

cuttin' & sluttin'
pukin' on the ground
slicin' up your skin
******' every guy in town

till somebody notice ya
that's the "way", your "habit"
blamin' everyone you love
and babblin' like you're rabid

"But I need to feel something!"
"I need another drink!"
"You can't understand!"
"You don't know what I think!"
"You didn't love me!"
"That's why you divorced!"
"It's all 'your' fault that my life is off-course!"

Just 'shut-up', *****!
**** comin' out your mouth
you're just whorin' & borin'
that's what you're all about.

You think u got problems?
Awww.
You feelin' all depressed?
Then take my suggestion:
"slice a razor 'cross your neck!"

Problem solved.

ya heard this line before
but now ya know it's true!
*'*****', **** any guy,
'*******', any guy but YOU!

I Guarantee
we're going to get to know
eachother a lot better...

after, I eat you out.