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Julie Grenness Sep 2017
This was a horror day,
Hitchcock's Day of the Bogans', let's say,
Grand Final Day of 2017,
The A.F.L.'S very worst dream,
When Crows played Tiges, so it seems,
Until power blacked out at 2:30,
No play was to be seen,
Then! A bomb scare at the M.C.G.,
The whole match was on stall,
But wait! That was not all,
They had to evacuate them all,
The bogans had a mighty brawl,
So Tigers played with themselves, good call,
Then! Seven inches of rain on the M.C.G.,
A field of rain and  mud was to be seen,
They had a regatta, it was now Henley,
The A.F.L's very worst dream,
Hitchcock's Day of Bogans at the M.C.G.,
Grand Final Day in 2017......
Feedback welcome.
She’d gone on her own to the party,
But sadly, for she was alone,
Her partner had left her in limbo,
Had not even said he was going.
A month had gone by, with never a word
And nothing to say why he’d gone,
She looked in the mirror for why she was spurned
But life, as it does, carries on.

Nothing had changed in her that she could see,
She still had her beautiful hair,
Her lips were as full as they ever could be,
Her eyes had that hypnotic stare.
Her figure was slim, and as firm as it was
When her partner decided to leave,
If there was a problem, it had to be him,
Which left her no reason to grieve.

The party she went to was stranger than strange,
With Bogans, Goth make-up and Greens,
She guessed that their ages for most of them ranged
From middle-aged matrons to teens.
A pair of Goth sisters were eyeing her off
And flattering her, to deceive,
‘My, there is a beauty, the best of the lot,
I’d fit her, I think, with a squeeze.’

They twittered and tittered between them, the two,
Whose beauty had long gone to seed,
Whatever they’d had, it was plain that it flew
When excess took over from need.
They fed her with drinks and exotic confects
That she hardly liked to refuse,
Her hold on the present was slight, I reflect,
Her sadness was yesterday’s news.

The ugliest sister, whose name was July,
Rolled in like a mist to her brain,
The cunning of eyes and a whispered surprise
Made her think she was going insane.
She felt herself ebbing, and losing control
As July held her hands in her own,
And then somehow gelling with tissues and cells in
Some fatness that she’d never known.

She watched through a mist as the girl she had been
Laughed loudly, and then turned away,
Embracing the sister, that other unclean,
‘We’ll get you one, some other day!’
Her body felt loose, like an oversize suit
And her lips could but slobber and cry,
‘What have they done to my beautiful youth,’
As she turned to a mirror, to cry.

David Lewis Paget
Julie Grenness  Jan 2017
SLOGAN!
Julie Grenness Jan 2017
I made up a new slogan,
For Oz bogans,
About their moccasins,
Their get-about gear,
They wear moccasins here,
"Moccies top rate!"
Bogan slogan--great!
Feedback welcome.
Rick Warr Oct 2020
it’s on the rise

so they said to me ...
can you believe it?
so i told them ...
the nerve!
***?
***!
what are they thinking?
some people!

We are the reasonable ones
but They
are idiotic, stupid bogans
greedy arrogant money-grabbing capitalists
or non believing infidels

we are quick to form our clubs
our churches of belief
secure our self-righteousness
fomenting hate for others

we reinforce our togetherness
with short hash-tagged rants
we are bonded in our contempt
for those other miscreants

we forget our humanity
and squabble over scraps
while our planet dies
we draw territorial maps

we reinforce our borders
forgetting what our wars have done
to our fellow humans
what has our fighting won?

self interest media
helps to congeal
a fake ****** mess
a long long way from real

so spare the indignation
open minds and hearts
it’s only what we gave
that’s remembered when we pass
noticing seemingly more self righteous indignation in the streets
The after life part 12


Cronus has been having a hard time sending each soul to the earth body they need and then he met up with a drug addict (ice) named Johnny fooey
And Cronus said Johnny I see you yell at passers by, by saying ******* or ******* you stupid ****** and I think for doing that you should be given a good family to really look after you, so if you yelled at them you will be labeled crazy and Johnny said are you calling me crazy and Cronus said if you yell at people, yes I do think you are crazy and Johnny said I think you should get a nice bunch of fives and Cronus said Judy what a crazy person does and I think I will send you to cape town in South Africa where your family will be so nice and Johnny said those people deserved to be yelled at and Cronus said nobody deserves to be yelled at and the way they don’t treat you bad is to try and keep a busy agenda as opposed to taking ice to ease your troubles and we all know that no drug eases your troubles and Johnny said Cronus’ mind your own business and let me do what I want, and Cronus said that sort of attitude is really bad, saying I need to take drugs to be happy, when we all know that drugs make you a very angry person, and if you hit me, it won’t work because I can’t be killed
I am the ruler of the afterlife and Johnny fooey, you will go to a good family in Cape Town and then he sent Johnny to Athena for a soul check and then Johnny went to Pluto to enjoy a few cosmic ales
And then Cronus was dealing with brad taylor from New York in the USA
And he asked brad, what do you want to be in your next life and brad said I was murdered by a armed bandit who looked like he was on ice and that makes me scared to come back, but I think if I must have a earth body, I would like to be in California where I could swim a lot and really enjoy life
Because I want to show ice addicts that I love my life too much to let them **** the soul in me, he might have killed me but I will kick but in my next life
And Cronus said, I will give you power to say no to any drug because it will be in your mind and then Cronus sent brad to Athena for a soul check and brad went to Venus to PARTY all day and night untill his new earth body is born and then Robert tobit came along and Cronus said what or who do you want to be in your next life and Robert said I want to be away from the drug ice and all it’s sufferers
Because I took too much ice and every day it made me angrier and angrier and my very own mother worried about me, so Cronus please put me in a better life and Cronus said
Well I will see what I can do because you abused a lot of people and I think you need to get away from drug addicts but you were given that chance to get out of it when your parents tried to move you away and you nearly killed them and they never got over it, so Cronus said I think I will put you in Arlington in Texas where there are a lot of bogans and Robert said, NO I don’t want to be near them
I want to be fucken normal and Cronus said so did your parents in your last life, yes I will send you to Arlington in Texas in a family to teach your soul a lesson and Robert said
******* and Cronus sent him to Buddha for a reincarnation test and then to Athena for a soul check
And Robert went to Saturn to watch a band and drink a methane smoothie
Today s ****** fat and ugly woman
Stuck her finger up at mr
Saying she wasn’t like my mum
I said I know ugly *****
You are too shy to be like my mum
You look as like you want me not to
Stare at you
I said gladly my eyes will pop out
If I looked at you too long
She said I am not your mummy
I said yes I know you are too shy to
Be like my mummy
Patrick Enright said let’s trase Brian
I am not like his daddy
I said Patrick I know
You are too shy to be like my daddy
That woman looked like she spent
Time in gaol
God knows what for
But she is a ****** criminal
And that is why she stuck her finger up
She is too fucken shy to be like my mum
Patrick is too fucken shy to be like my dad
I suppose Patrick should marry that fucken *****
They would be suited
Two ugly people hitching up
That would be weird
My mum and dad are much better than
That criminal lady and her hogan husband
I don’t wanna be with bogans anyway

— The End —