we take the justice we can get
every one is expendable i’m opening a new chic bistro prior guests will be listed on the menu we slice dice prepare any way you like sushi deep fried mesquite oven grilled baked accessories make the dish ginger pickles lime asparagus mustard and a drizzle of wine deer ***** cider mole sauces i haven’t decided yet on restaurant décor possibly post-modern austere but please write in suggestions everything must be totally freshly tossed killed tableside i want the kitchen immaculate industrial sized everything yet we roast minuscule tidbits frivolous details infused with essences reduction bio-molecular cuisine an entire 20 course meal in a tear drop obviously presentation is everything Channel Comme des Garcons Lamborghini will design plate arrangement after you’ve enjoyed a lavish sumptuous meal you become edible i mean eligible to provide for more recent patrons please hold still while the knife carves and oh how about those miners in Chile real theater i just read NASA’s Kepler satellite is selecting candidates for earth’s substitute the article repeatedly used the word candidates let’s just totally waste this place the faster we trash the world the sooner we get a new planet best weekly performance British Petroleum gulf oil debacle second best Hillandale Farms incredible salmonella egg
comedy tragedy dialogue
COMEDY come sit closer let’s share a laugh want to hear a joke
TRAGEDY i hate jokes
COMEDY you’re funny
TRAGEDY shut up you freaking clown
COMEDY there’s more to me than clowning
TRAGEDY oh yeah (pause) what? you pandering fool (pause) in my eyes every winking snicker is compromise collusion there’s nothing about you i like
COMEDY hater (pause) man you’re mean
TRAGEDY mean and unreasonable
COMEDY scary mean unreasonable (pause) yet funny
TRAGEDY ***** you (pause) mortality is tragic the world is wicked what’s funny about stoning people to death or ****** disfiguring women children or cheating enslaving the poor underprivileged this earth is a horrible place what the hell is so funny
COMEDY you you’re a joke a sad dismal joke the good news is i interpret humor in everything life is funny
TRAGEDY you’re a pitiful simpleton who perceives all existence from one lame brain viewpoint you can’t distinguish happy from sad good from evil you’re a mindless empty screen of canned laughter maybe some things aren’t meant to be laughed at or humor drawn from maybe you’re a rude mocking idiot what is so ******* funny
COMEDY what is so ******* funny (pause) i’m not laughing (pause) try stepping back getting a different perspective change your psychology consider the futility of existence fate of humankind
TRAGEDY we all do what we have to (pause) mind if i smoke (lights a cigarette)
COMEDY that’ll **** you (smirks laughter)
TRAGEDY we’re all fated to die
COMEDY you really need to see the absurdity in your gloom
TRAGEDY please go
COMEDY why do you have to be such a hard-*** why can’t we just get along we could create some wonderful art i really think we’d be good together
TRAGEDY i warning you
COMEDY i get the feeling we’re not going to be friends
TRAGEDY fast thinking (pause) go play with your happy snickering friends and leave me alone
COMEDY must we be enemies
TRAGEDY deal with it
COMEDY you’re going to miss me
TRAGEDY maybe maybe not (pause) these are dark troubled times
COMEDY why must everything be so serious with you
TRAGEDY if you persist i will be forced to turn this banter into regrettable disaster
COMEDY funny how things don’t work out
TRAGEDY yeah funny (pause) i guess the joke is on me
fate free will dialogue
FATE we each journey a path
FREE WILL i choose my own trail imaging myself triumphant inventing as i go
FATE what if you discovered your choices were influenced by forces outside you
FREE WILL i alone am responsible for my choices
FATE i’m not speaking about responsibilities
FREE WILL what are you speaking of
FATE there are aspects you may not realize
FREE WILL that’s ******* a person creates his or her own destiny
FATE do you believe Jesus Christ created his own destiny or John F. Kennedy Martin Luther King John Lennon
FREE WILL what are you saying
FATE there were circumstances cycles aspects forces possibly predetermined powers events ghosts
FREE WILL horseshit we are presented with existential choices our actions determine our destiny
FATE our actions determine our destiny huh what influences determine our actions
FREE WILL a person’s character courage discipline strength
FATE what forms a person’s character
FREE WILL parents circumstances cycles aspects forces the era
FATE hmmm near to what i was suggesting yet who can know why or how a few chosen make it while many others go bust or when where lightning strikes
FREE WILL so what do you believe? (pause) i’m speculating most people obey conform deaf to their own calling falling short of their dreams enduring lives of hushed disquiet
FATE hmmm we each journey a path
FREE WILL i choose my own trail inventing as i go alert to my calling
FATE uhhh i’m not as certain as you i admire your confidence conviction independence
FREE WILL hey i’m straight
FATE whatever