There's no place like home
Be it a magpie's nest
Or a Duke's castle
There's no place like home

Either a straw-hatted oven,
Or a sugar-candied hut
With ladies-in-waiting
There's no place like home

Home is where I belong!
Or should I be
For I lost Daedalus,
There's no place like home.

Night is approaching
Why, o why home
Fires are raging.
Why, o why home.


Blood likle rivers flow
Why, o why home
all in the land made low
Why, o why home

Bangs! and fangs
booms and barks
All in a moment
Bound to a machete

Monks and masons
thugs and maidens
All in sweet agony wail
"My, o my home".