Jacky Trumphemus
is schizophrenic or
else, he has lost his
marbles, because he
just told me I was an
Etat Unis Connasse!

Bram Stroker was not a
Brexiter, but he was an
early riser, a West Brit,
meaning, he was born
behind The Pale, not to
be confused with a stake
of which his main character
was somewhat partial to,
no, not a steak and by no
means garlic, though he
was a carnivore who by
all accounts totally ignored
Lent and the Catholic fast
from Ash Wednesday to
Trinity Sunday which has
nothing to do with the college
of the same name in Dublin
where Shaw Joyce Becket
went and Wilde too by all
accounts, though not the CEO
of Ryan Air who went but was
expelled from Clongoes Wood
but sure what harm did it do
didn't he do better than any of
them, squeeze blood out of a
Turnip he would, sharp as a pin
no flies on Michael O'Leary, oh,
boy, he's a lad, smart as they come
but not a Dub, no he is a Corkman,
not far at all from where I am now,
he was born, but I am after rambling
from my original story about Brexit
and Br-am Stroker who wrote Dracula.

American Magpies



       Eckhart Tolle’s Power Of Now

        has been re titled, it is called

          100 Daze Of Hell In Gaza.

       Byron Katie asked 4 questions.

                   1. Is it true?

  2. Can you absolutely know it’s true?

3. How do you react when it happens,

       when you believe that thought?

4. Who would you be without the thought?

     Benjamin Netanyahu said that it

           never crosses his mind.

      Joe Biden forgot the question

      And Anthony Blinken has REM.

I think,
           therefore
                           am
but
        not
             philosophy
just
          insomnia



02:13 am
10th March 2020.

<>    <>

In my eyes, there is a clue!

Tainted but, for lack of view,
clouded over, diffused hue,
an Irish sky, so rarely blue.

How often does the amnesia
of a nation need reminding

Prepackaged views microwave
morsels of consumable bulletins

Headlines are furrows on
the forehead

And because comfort zones
have never been breached

People are unquestioning
god still exists to many

Disbelieving has been bred
out of the multitudes

Who was, or, is it, is, Assange &
what did he do, to whom, when?

Ambition
                Aspiration
Daze
                   Delusion
Fantasy
                          Goal
Hallucination
                          Haze
Hypnosis
                      Marvel
Notion
                           Plan
Stupor
                       Trance
Wonder
                        Vision
Yearning

N I G H T M A R E

First thing that has come
into your head is "Coke",
well, it just goes to show
how subliminally prone
your minds have become.

Ameri(cans) is actually
a metaphor, but not to
do with aluminium tin's
for holding liquid sugar
consumed by air heads.

What had been assumed
for over a century, now,
was, their ability to do as
they wished, to whom
whenever from whence.

Vietnam was their stark
reminder of cannot's, next
came Afghanistan, then it
Kim Jung Un and now at
last comes Iran, who can!

          Allah Akbar.

Yesterday, I had occasion to
measure a piece of glass for
a window in an ensuite chez
moi. Having dropped my
measuring tape between the
cavity wall, I was forced to
improvise, by using two bits
of wood. The width being
less then the height, I added
the second piece by means of
a *****. Therefore achieving
both dimensions by a simple
pivoting of the short arm.

The glazer said it was the first
time he had encountered this
form of lateral and vertical
thinking from the same mind.

In France, back in medieval
times, builders used Baguettes
to measure everything, as they
were exactly a metre in length.

Today, anyone familiar with
renovating old buildings in
France, will confirm this story
as the permutations of 100 cm's
is visible in every opening.

Photo censor cells  
          turn street lights off
crows land on wires
             they're not stupid.

.            Am I A Terrorist

                          ?

     Somebody once told me that I

     have an ability to incite people

    to light a fuse even detonate a

    bomb by just reading my poetry.


    But I am a vegetarian, yet, not a

  solitary person has been seduced

    by my passive humanitarianism,

     that, despite furnishing recipes.


   I don’t know anything at all about

explosives, I have never wounded a

pheasant, snared a rabbit, or hooked

  a fish, but it is true, my pen bleeds.

Can you imagine being told
by no less than four publishers
of repute, that they could not
print the manuscript, about my
life in The Luberon village of
Lacoste, because, in doing so,
they would be aiding and
abetting, in my ******, by
        The Provençals !

So, I have decided to go with
a self press and commit suicide !

.  Atheists are anti-semitic

    by not recognising God,

   it's a blatant denial in the

existence of chosen people.

The earth shows up
those of value and
those who are good
for nothing, this is
why Coronavirus
is karma but for all
except the chosen
ones whom by God's
wishes need not wear
any form of face masks.

              <>     <>
                    ^
          ----[   o  ]----

The Scots are loyal to the crown
and the half crown, herein lieth,
their dilemma. For be it not, a choice
wherein the spoils of association,
outweigh that, which be a desire of
nationhood at the peril of isolation
as borne by their Celtic Kin across
the Irish sea, where no such thought
of referendum were given consideration,
then don no more the skirts of ridicule
and raze Balmoral to the ground.

There comes a time when we are
all confronted by something or other.

Many people choose their chalenges
imagine the hunger strikers.

What about people on death row
not knowing from one day to the next.

Our destinies are unavoidable, we
wake and begin our daily battles.

Darkness and sleep are an escape for
some, but nightmares exist for others.

Some have fragile minds sensitive perhaps
is a better definition, insomnia saves them.

Daymares are far less frightening than
their nocturnal counterparts.

Sleepwalkers high tail it after they ****
the bed during their amphibious dreams.

Only palindromes can go
the wrong way and get
away with it, rear running
words spells disaster and
but for dyslexics, all others
have no sympathy, viewing
them as absolute utter idioms
that deserve to be marginalised
when they have tail on collisions
with hard backs after ignoring

                 THE END

Nocturnal        Demons

Melatonin and Cortisol
are a pair of tom cats
  prowling in the dark
   alleys of our minds.

Occasionally they get
into a (fight) but not
until one takes (flight)
does the fracas cease.


Ps

I suffer from night fear
so I write from experience.
In my case, it is not terrors
whilst sleeping, this occurs
when I wake.
Robin Williams suffered from
it as do millions of people.
Research what Williams wrote
on his AA book, google it.

Genuflecting Paddy.

The Doctor asked
his mother if Willie
was a Vegan!

He is B12 deficient
and would you look
at the colour of him,

he's beyond The Pale.

Morphine for the masses
because I've been hurting
you with my conscience.

In the hall of mirrors one
can be distorted beyond
all personal recognition.

But better than that, in the
mind we can even make
ourselves disappear.

Cultivating amnesia is a
a beam me up Scotty type
of evading mechanism.

One ostrich can do what
normally takes at least
three monkeys to achieve.

So go on, turn a blind eye
lower the volume and be
sure you tell nobody this!

. Thought tormented mind

       pain pierced heart

            tortured soul.


     Hide this dementing

    daylight, inhale utopia,

    ****** an eternal now.

-  -  - A - H -

  I CAN SEE
   WHAT IS
  MISSING
    FROM
     YOUR
   EMP-T-Y
    HEART
        OF
    STONE.

U K with F C ED

I looked at all the
permutations of
the word poem.

My favourite, of
course, is Mope!

When I mope, I
tend to always
write a Poem.

Analogy


I wonder about waves, turbulent

  tides, insurgent surf, clamorous,

    capricious. Hens cackle after

      an egg lay, but sea **** !

You can never stop the wind

   that shakes the barley.


                  <>

If one looked horizontally at

a field of barley, it resembled

a standing army of the British

Empire, (metaphorically).


The invisible wind which had

the ability to taunt and tilt and

haunt, was in fact the I.R.A.


The analogy can be made of

the Israeli Defence Forces in

their effort to fight/find Hamas.


The aerial bombing of Gaza

was futile, because Hamas

are invisible just as the IRA.


Who would have thought

that a population similar to

Gaza collapsed and Empire.


Israel despite all their bombs

and planes and tanks and guns,

will be brought tio their knees.

If one were to compare
England to France as in
Capitalism to Socialism,
permit me to analogise.

For this, I will use nature
as the yardstick, a squirrel
and a cuckoo.

Yes, the squirrel will amass
more nuts than it requires
for Winter, but one must
consider, durations differ!

The Cuckoo as you
can see is representing
La France and Socialism.

This bird has no ethics,
morals or qualms, about
ejecting fellow species
and squatting their nests.

Parasites of the lowest
common denominator.

Les Francaises in a nutshell!

If I, had had, a turkey,
         for Christmas, I’d have
           saved the wishbone.
        On Dec 31st, we could
          pull it apart together.

              I’m a vegetarian,
           mind you, that does
         not mean I don’t have,
      a new yearn for something.
Could we improvise, or simulate?

How do farts know
there is a cul de sac
at the end of the bed?

At a dinner dance for dogs at
Derrybeg in County Donegal,
a sign at the door instructed
each and every species, to
undo their *** holes and hang
them in the cloakroom on
hooks provided.

This was of course, as a result
of the previous years mess on
the dance floor.

All the dogs respected the
request and everything was
going fine, without incident,
until a Dalmatian got into an
argument with a Dachshunde.

During the fracas, a kerosene
lamp was knocked to the floor,
before long, the hall was ablaze.

Smoke filled the corridors, panic
set in, barking howling is all one
could hear as all the dogs rushed
to the cloakroom picking up the
first ******* they could find.

That is why, to this day, in Ireland,
one can see canines in the parks
sniffing other dogs derrieres in
an effort to find their own.

.             Interpreting Perspectives


   “ The only path to peace is political "

If so, why is the only path to politics, war?

Here we are at the old wives tale junction!

       “ Two wrongs don’t make a right “

       Ok then, let us look at an analogy!

    Imagine there are two cigarette lighters,

     one has no gas and the other no flint.

      Time for some lateral thinking here.

    What if, one presses the BIC pedal of

the one with gas and flints with the other.

     Viola eureka, primitive man make fire.

       Without the IRA there would be no

               Good Friday Agreement.

     Without Hamas, there would be no

      recognition of a Palestinian state,

  the world would have remained silent.

          Let’s face it, Violence Worked.

             Two wrongs make a light.

.               An Analogy


     " Do you think, because

      every time you have an  

     election you can presume

   you're living in a democracy.

    Has it ever occurred to you

     that every time you’ve had

       an *******, you did not

      automatically get ****** "

A couple of Pisces who by
coincidence were Gemini's
decided to get the gills and
go over to Finn's who was a
schizophrenic called Leo, his
wife was a Virgo from down
under or at least she said she
was, they both liked Aquarius
so they were preparing a move
to Aquitaine near Bordeaux
because they found Mallow
way too wet, hence an anomaly.

Knee **** Reaction.

President Joko Widodo.

Indonesian symbol Garuda
  is a mythical type phoenix
  akin to Icarus both extinct.

  Joko Widodo also known
   as the bird-man of Bali
   told Abbot go fly a kite.

No no, he was not shot in
the back, he was shot in
the black of night because
veteran officer Adam Coy
suffers from a nocturnal  
acoustic disorder which
like Bats, he can, without
the sounds of surrender
identify race and detect a
metal object (IE Car) thus
sending a message to his
finger to "Spur The Trigger"
known as "The Roy Rogers"
syndrome back in the days.



Ps.

American Racism is alive
and well, the N people are
iggers and will always be.
I wake up every morning
and thank the lord that I
am neither Black nor British.

Morphine for the masses
because I've been hurting
you with my conscience.

In the hall of mirrors one
can be distorted beyond
all personal recognition.

But better than that, in the
mind we can even make
ourselves disappear.

Cultivating amnesia is a
a beam me up Scotty type
of evading mechanism.

One ostrich can do what
normally takes at least
three monkeys to achieve.

So go on, turn a blind eye
lower the volume and be
sure you tell nobody this!



                                            Ryan. 26th Feb 2015.
                                                
                                               Gaza Holocaust.

Dews are the mists of Palestine,
their evaporation began Oct 7th
2023, and in December 2024, at
Dublin our fog of evil dissipated.

Jew'ellers need but one
eye and the gold tooth
is a symbolic emblem for
what’s important to them.

.                     G
               B L.A.Z E
                      Z
                      A

Los Angeles is an act of God

Gaza is an act of Godlessness

At my grandmother's house
there was a half door, often,
when she was out collecting
eggs, the hens came inside,
flew on to the kitchen table
where the bread crumbs were
left after every meal, she told
us that it was the Angels Share.

A Wren's nest is the closest
construction in nature, that
resembles an Eskimo's Igloo.

Incidentally, an IG is a house
without a Loo, but in the Arctic
circle, turds freeze immediately.

Let's all go to Doppio's,
sit under the trees, while
listening to the Cicadas.

Order a bottle of waiter,
watch the staff take orders,
pretend we're going to eat.

Then, after two hours, the
manager comes out to tell
us, " It's a wrap "

We all fold our napkins,
leave in an orderly fashion,
go home, abuse Trip Advisor ™

Put him in quarantine
He’s jaundiced was
What they said at the
Customs post, he could
Have rabies, he’s talkin
Funny sounds delirious.

Send him back to where
He came from ****!

But sure he’s from westh
Kork Patrick.

Be Jaysus

Do day talk like dat dare?

Oh Day doo.

This Christmas I am going
to set a trap for Santa Claus.

My mother leaves a red apple
on the windowsill for Rudolf

And a bottle of Harp Lager
with a slice of cake for Santa.

While everyone's sleeping, I
am going the empty some of

The beer and put a strong
quick acting laxative inside.

By the time he gets to my
cousins, he will have diarrhoea.

It will put an end to his deliveries
and give poor old Rudolf a break.

Last night I dreamt that
someone left my Waterman™
with its nib exposed on a desk.

I went to create something but
it was dry as indeed the bottle
of writing fluid.

This morning I woke, came to
the computer, but nothing in
my head to compose, so this.

No truer shpake ever shpoken.

Which is why there are no windows in Casino’s.
We do and did feel guilty for not participating
in life. But we never killed a shadow by turning
off the light or left a thirst unquenched by an
open fire and we sang when it was our turn and made
our road home by the longest way round talking
to every dog on the pavement and illuminating our
faces with Maguire and Patterson’s red heads.
But what is more important than all of that is we
are still here because the same now dangles on
the pendulums of eternal dreamers. Sure what
could be wrong with that?

Listen to the Herd,
great news for Brisket.

No beef with Britain.

Laughter no slaughters
tell that to your daughters.

Going Vegan tell Meghan

Try Soya not Milk
it is liquified Silk.

But what can't be beaten
is Seitan when eaten.

Moo to Mc Do
and the Buchailli Bo.


Ps.

Buchailli Bo = Cowboy
(Irish) pronounced as,
Boo Kal E   Bow.

It's where names are
fused together over
      brazen coals!

Gerald Fitz-Patrick
            
Patrick Fitz-Gerald

             and

  Black Fits-Smith!