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     She couldn’t find fame so sought rich

  In a Limerick this word rhymes with *****

              She made money her God

                 Lived in, Bally - Nod

   But was burned at the stake like a witch.
Israel and their Western all lies

Got a shock when they looked to the skies

There were kites with tail bones

But they sounded like drones

And some say the smelt like pork pies.
God bought a dog from a home

He eats Lassie and loves palindrome

The saints call him Bob

It’s what he gets for the job

When servicing a ***** down in Rome
Ryan O'Leary Apr 14
It was the final scene

the director insisted

that the main star

had to go in the cage

with a lion.


He said, there is no

way I am going in

the cage with him.


The director said!

We have sharpshooters

one move and he is dead.

Still, the actor declined.

The director said, we will

blind fold the lion.


No, I am not going in there.


OK we will get a veterinarian

dentist and we will remove

all of his teeth.


And the actor said.


I don’t care, I don’t

want to be gummed to death.

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The moral of the story is this,

their Eye for an eye

and tooth for a tooth has

run its course, Iran are not going

to run and they are prepared to

go in the cage with the Animals.




Ps



For Joseph Borrell
Ryan O'Leary Apr 14
The iron dome is iron clad

by Biden and his cronies

but penetrating Tehran

has proved them to be phoneys.
Ryan O'Leary Apr 13
Spring has just begun

                               candelabra flickering

it’s the world war tree
Ryan O'Leary Apr 13
Joe Burden and the US are complicit

sending arms to Israel is illicit

We know they hate Muslims

And all Allah's emblems

but when mum is the word it’s implicit.
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