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Ryan O'Leary May 2019
Mightier than mites,
stalag trees steered
our eyes, skyward,
from the high hills
of County Wicklow.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 3
When the Israel lights

go out and the candle

arbre branches are in

a deciduous state of

dormancy, no one, I

mean nobody in the

world but F.UK.US

  will give a *****

     about them.
~
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2019
~
It rained in the night,
one would have thought
that, in addition to the
hosing down of the area
where I mixed concrete,
the residue of cement
would have been washed
away?

Not so, at 7 am I discovered
what appeared, a dead ver
de terre.

I dipped it in fresh water,
not easy to wash a worm,
but, my efforts were duly
rewarded.

Back on the Irish misted
grass, the previously stiff
stick of spaghetti began to
move.

Enough to alert the hen
blackbird with young in
the next hedge row.

Away it went wiggling
with delight, perhaps
with a slight tinge of
Portland ™.

Nothing better to toughen
up a baby bird.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Willie was a home birth
during a flood of 1950.

It was a fireman cut the
umbilical cord anchoring
Willie to his mother.

He took off, out the top
window and drifted towards
Duck and Donie’s sweet shop.

Neighbours in a similar
predicament looked down
at the floating object.

Mrs Golden was first to
shout out -
“ It’s a Buoy, It’s a Buoy “.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Amsterdam.  

When Willie was given a
divers face mask on the Ryan Air
flight to Holland, he thought
they were travelling with the top
down due to the heat and that
the visor was for flies and dust.
Willie went to Amsterdam to
give a lecture on water management
to the Dutch.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2018
At          poetry             in             and
      sea               comes      waves



                        




                                                                    troughs.
Currently on The Connemara Ferry
from Santander in Spain, to Cork IRL.
12th November 2018, 10:37 C.E.T.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
Years ago I recall fountain
pens with filling systems
similar to surgical syringes.

Submerge the tip below the
inlet siphon, pull the silver
shaft, then watch it fill.

I still write everything in ink,
it is the blood of creativity, I
use the nib for mainlining \ /
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Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
Tears are acquitted when the gates
of grief are overwhelmed by sorrow.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2018
If the retina of light
is in shadow night's
in mischievous wink!
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2020
Corneavirus
Affects
Peking
Toms
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2020
Karma is ( a mark ) chosen
for retrospective misdeeds
which are constantly being
registered by the universe.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2022
.              5
   A high   with
               ^
     ring finger

  doesn’t count

unless one’s an

  ambidextrous

      bigamist.
÷
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
A black and a white convict were
knocked down and killed by a
myopic transgender driver at a
poorly lit pedestrian crossing
directly opposite an ophthalmologist
surgery, in the state of Iowa, at dusk.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2020
The statue of limitations
has just fallen foul of its
own threshold and thus
tumbled with the Dow
into an abysmal decline.

Loud cheering is heard
as pedestals of privilege
are asset stripped and
dumped into bonfires
of universal celebration.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2020
Borders are fuses which
can be lit from both ends.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
I don't think I am going to
write  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  today.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2023
OUR WORLD HAS AN EQUATOR

  IT HAS TROPICS AND POLES

            IT HAS AN AXIS

AND IT TURNS LIKE A CHICKEN

           ON A ROTISSERIE

             IT HAS AN ORBIT

               IT HAS A SUN

               AND A MOON

                AND A STAR

                     ALBEIT

                        AN

                       EVIL

                       ONE
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2022
Some people stay put play safe

while others aim for the asterisk





     Profound

the spoils of peril
are found in an
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~











                (˚)yster
?
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
?
The Irish Haiku
association have
abbreviated their
?
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2022
?
What have insomniacs
  And rough sleepers
     Got in common?






Bags.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2023
.            What Is It.

   ||||||||||||||||||||

   It looks like a bar code

  It looks like a Steinbeck

   It looks like a rail track

  It looks like a boardwalk

It looks like a picket fence

It looks like a pedestrian†

It looks like a gaza grave.
/ /
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
/ /
She said to leave the
windscreen wipers
in the P I S A position
if it was necessary for
her to bring a ******™.
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
It is a crass of its own, where
grace is not a state in spite of
having fifty to choose from.

It is where vulgarity is still in
copyright and where trade
marks are registered peccant's.

It is where fashion is forsaken
it is where decorum is disected
it is wear three stripes and your out.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 5
Hail Hamas Homeland

Hezbollah Houthis Heaven

Horrid Hebrews Hell




Hail Hamas Homeland

Hezbollah Houthis Heaven

Horrid Hebrews Hell
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
Count Dracula was
dunce of Transylvania
       he was known as clot
/*
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
/*
I thought I was her
    perfect match,
until she struck me!
/\
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
/\
If time is money &
clocks have hands,
then why have they
not got pockets?
/\
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2023
/\
When people point

fingers they scribble

illegibly with nails.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
We are FED up
with the DOW ns
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Dry saliva

Teeth of steel

Growl groan

Growl groan

You've heard

The saw dog

B   A   R   K
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Flying
sideways
the domain  
of butterflies
unconventional
revolutionary
lateral thinking,

can no longer be
considered and act
of deflection!

Reflection, possibly,
but Paul Cezane said
that there are no --------
lines in nature!!
(
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2020
(
Crescent moon.
         Meade honeysuckle.
Nocturnal leprechauns
                     scrupulously
count.
                             Dracula.
(
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
(
The crescent moon is vertical
because of the last wave it
  surfed before the horizon.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
When I wake my insomnia
has been induced by a lack
of caffeine, soon after, I am
full of beans, of a fine grind!
( *
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2023
( *
All for one and

  one for Allah
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2020
There's no virus
no Covid Corona

it's like ******* on
streets in Pamplona

but some want a jab
from a hoax of a lab

flown in by Ryan Air
to Girona.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2020
Somebody muffled a whisper
in my ear, I pretended to hear

I can't lip read in the dark

Someone's got a squiggly sign
but all I see is the figure 9

I can't visualise it's mark

Everyone's got a vaccination
without trials their tribulation

They can't espy no light it's stark.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
Joe is of the impression
that the OVAL ORIFICE
is a Bidet and he wonders
why Donny T spends such
a lot of time there, well, it
looks like he'll never know!
((
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
((
20/20 vision or illusion,
an eclipse or anticipation!

Have you breached the buffers?
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2018
Every time the phone
rings, I expect it is from
the hospital.

I don't know if it is
negative anticipation,
or intuition.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2022
Ripples

The expressionless face

of the motionless millpond

radiated a smile with just

a single pebble ((((((((((((.


It is better to be ******

than ignored, even if one

is living in a glasshouse.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2018
I I I can can can't
re re reply to to you
your Ec Ec Echo be be
because I I I ha ha ha
have a a sp spe speech
im im im impediment.
()
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
()
Just because rugby *****
look like vaginas, there is
no need for the Lillywhites
to feel like a pack of c()nts.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 29
Chick Mate


The Hen Do’s are supporting

genocide against Muslims as

per their genetic preference


Ireland and United Kingdom

have been infiltrated by dark

leaders in both governments.


Fear not Islam or sharia but

Rakshasas, Brahma and the

evil deities Pulastya & Khasa.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2022
Proper Gander Speaks

To Dumbed Down Duck


( ˚< ((((

President Zelensky'n of the

Kiev NATO ****’s is loosing

The battle and tried to create

A diversionary bombing tactic

In Poland, but it backfired on

His regime. If Liz Truss was in

Power, she would have already

Pressed the red nuclear button.


   ( I agree)

     O

   o

  ˚
(˚>
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2020
Mr. Jack Daw of the
Royston Crow Bar
called for a round of
drinks on the house.                

A Raven head served
Rooks with Mag Pies
and Nut Crackers.

What a Carrion, but
the Jay walkers were
Chough’ed with it.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2021
Only listeners
catch the <irus.
Ryan O'Leary May 2020
Sail through
air as crow

Quilled oars

paddle wind

bow beaked.

Claw leg heels
nail anchor keels.

Hollow ***** shafted
fringed weathervanes.

Plumed rudder, red
admiral of route.

Port - starboard
optical peepers
vertigo stabilisers.

Altitude latitude.

Black blinks.

Ink hued horizon.

Pawn perches
leafy land mast.

White's aurora !
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
The crows beak was long
enough to peck the silver
top of the milk bottles when
we were young in Ireland.

To a depth of the cream,
then, they'd turn their heads
side ways, look down to see
why the taste had changed.

About that time of morning,
first bakes of the day would
be out on the window sills,
'till cool enough to be cut.

Before being caught, they
would have all the raisins
plucked from the crusts, as
we went to fetch the milk!
))
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2022
))
((((((((((

     No matter what expression
    of despair one voices at the
        oracle of reverberation,
      deja-vu, is in echo heard,
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