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   What a strange title.

   Is he going to tell us

   a story about eggs?


    Well, no, actually, it

  is about testicles, Vlad

has Nato caught by them.

.        Neighbourhood
                  Witch

    'I can't sleep at night

     because I think of all

    the Arab babies being

conceived every moment’


Golda Meir.


PS.

   BENJAMIN NETANYAHU

HAS DISCOVERED A CURE

FOR NOCTURNAL ANXIETY

     INDUCED INSOMNIA

If ought be the problem

then nought be the solution.

Zero is the pendulum position
                                           |
of an unwound clock, n | w.
                                           0  
                                  
I am, therefore I'm nought.

Today is a palindrome
with a visual echo and
hindsight perception.

Seems logical alright, from
an aspect of serendipitous
symbiosis that one could
expect to discover a Bidet
in the 0val 0rifice & anyone
laughing at Joe's  suggesting
that it would be  his first task
as *** - US to have one, perhaps
two (as he's not neglecting to cater
for Kamala Harris and FLOATUS)
should reconsider their ridicule,
he will be the first candidate in
the history of USA Presidents
to even contemplate such a move.

                      ((

According to the song,
Downing Street door
must have been red at
one stage, like the post
boxes, so, who painted
it black, is the question?

Mother Care
goes up to 10
Downing St.
But does not
condem Tesco
or M&S, both
Jewish owned,
for paying 35p
an hour to sweat
shirt makers in
the **** world!

Trump has uttered Ten
Thousand Lies in 2 years!

But, but, all spoken from
the Oval Orifice of his House

So, go on, deduce, yes, of
course it means White Lies.

What constitutes a poem
you may well ask?

Indeed, and I totally agree
with you.

Since the year 2000, when
I stopped drinking alcohol,

I have challenged myself to
write 1,ooo poems a year.

According to my current
HP count, I am at 902.

So, 2018, I am going to write
1,001, because this is not a poem.

Art is a universal visual,

           whereas,

poetry is tongue tied!

All my dogs have been
vegetarian, my first wife-
and of course moi-meme.

I would not eat from a
Vegivore restaurant, no
cross pollination for me.

As for sharing a table, a
fridge or even a bed with
a carnivore & risk *******?

10 Drowning Street

Where they once considered the
gigantic venture, stilts from Kintyre
to Causeway, a bridge over fuddled
waters their giant leap for humanity.

Meanwhile, the Chanel Funnel
siphons refugees into a black
hole approved by the democratic
tide of British consensus via Brexit.

Downing Street historically, is
a convenient mix of amnesia &
Etonian arrogance syndrome

The Good Friday Agreement
is not about the traditional
Catholic 5th day fish abstention.

Ireland has moved on quite a
ways from that, Pescatarian's
are a minority now, since Tofu.

Hello is this the emergency
line.

"YES" !

There is a man in our
street who is telling
everyone covid it is a scam.

"Really"!

He never wears a mask
and he has a Kiss a Kovid
Tee Shirt.

"Our advice is, do not approach
him, wear a mask and ear muffs
if you are his close neighbour".

But what if he phones me or send
me an email with anti Covid poems
like he has being doing?

" Don't answer the phone and do
not, we repeat do not read his poems "

What will I do if he writes in metaphor

"Are you dyslexsick because this is 911
would you ******* and stop annoying us".

.                    .
          |   As  |

  never before, wars

need a different venue.

  But for now, the only

    planet capable of

    hosting season 3

  is here, yet, at least

     the teams have

changed, though, as

in previous contests,

  there is no referee.

  -------------------------

  After a brief break,

both sides are back

in the stadium where

many of the spectators

have sustained injuries.

The anomaly is, flags

of both supporters are

fluttering in the same

direction, oh: but for

    wisdom of the
       __
       |  wind  |

Today is the 11th hour
for May and Macron.

The umpire states,
both historically offside.

Ah sure tis grand to see
the greedy ones troubled.

But think about it: one's
Capitalist the other Socialist.

Both equal in their historical
imperialist colonising.

Perhaps today is not the 11th,
it's the score, " ONE ALL ".

'A ‘P ‘O ’S ’T ‘R ‘O ‘P ‘H ‘E ’S '

Jungle bells are ringing out
across the nation, Boris is to
play Santa Claws this year,
so, reinforce your stockings.

Corbyn is going to be Scrooge
in The Christmas Carol, hoping
to cook Johnson's goose which
he will share with the hungry.

Arlene Foster will be filling
the empty pies with minced
words which are to be served in
Bowler Hats avec blue berries.

Sturgeon is going to Hog as
Many votes as possible while
the rest are gorging to the Pogues
Fairytale of New York & London.

The Lib-Dems have an anthem
by Jo Swine Song about spit
roasting a Pig in the stocks
outside Downing St. Syndrome.

The Greens are looking for this
years largest Cucumber which
they have decided to stuff. They
have declined to say where.

Cymru Plaid's have decided to
make woollen scarves for the
homeless Corgi's after the Queen
is evicted from Buckingham Palace.

Nigh Gel Farage is going to
lubricate a Tusk and shove it up
Barnier's (( in the presence of
Jean Claude Coke Nose Junkier.

Queens birthday marked
by anti social distancing
between fantasy and fact.

Drooping of the colour!

Guy Fawkes conceived it in 1605.
George Washington executed it in 1776
The French plagiarised it in 1789.

Guy Fawkes l'a conçu en 1605.
George Washington l'a exécuté en 1776
Les Français l'ont plagié en 1789.

I tried to join Men-
    sa, but my Haiku
was a just wee bit low.

My Haiku test shows

              intelligence quota at

a mere seventeen

Marie Antoinette
said the French
were revolting
in 1788 when she
visited her family
in Vienna.

A greater tragedy of the
French revolution, was
not the eradication of
their aristocrats, no, but
the sparing of bureaucrats!

Functionaires are the cause
of all French woes, Slowbots
who spend their days in over
heated offices decelerating the
nations progress.

If it wasn't for garlic, the
autoroutes would be congested
with snails.


ps,

A functionaire is a bureaucrat
of which in France, are 60% of
the workforce.

They are easily identified, they
wear Yellow Vests!

DNA is a dyslexic
conjunction for a
back word haiku

If you can't find
anything green
to wear, Sunday,
go sit in a field!

A French Socialist who in theory
should not be playing Lotto, wins 180
Million Euros, but decides to become
a philanthropist and give everyone in
the country 3 euros each of which they
all could go and buy a Lotto, the prize
being 180,000,000 Euros just like last
months. Another Socialist wins it, due
to the fact that only Socialists want to
get rich quick without working because
in France, parasites are supported by
the state, who are sponsored by the
rich business people. Well anyway,
this Frenchman who wins, is made
known to the public and the person who
initially donated all the money nationwide,
approaches him for the price of a Baguette
but is told by the nouveau riche-man to
go and get ****-ED.

Today is the day
according to May
half in & half out
is how it will play.

Cut a maggot in two
the divide as we do
don't care if it lives
I haven't a clue.

Ireland is split
think we give a ****
I stood on the border
faced south so to spit.

I'm done with that lot
one and all is a sot
nothing but troubles
since the year dot.

I know we can win
if we try once again
starve into submission
with another famine.

The Ayes to the right
with a unified fight
for one and for all
no mind of their plight.


FURY AS TOP TORY WARNS: ‘WE CAN STARVE THE IRISH’ | AOH Home ...
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British Tory MP suggested using the possibility of food shortages in Ireland to coerce negotiators into dropping their opposition to the remilitarisation of the border area after Brexit.

Schoolhouse 1887 -



There were two separate entrances,

  segregated cloakrooms, external

   toilets off in the furthest corners.

      A well, a suspended bucket,

  for ablutions. Distinct play areas.


     Classes divided by a masonry

           pale. Only evidence of

     anything communally shared

      is a chimney breast, hearths

       either side, a two *** house.


   Under floor holds some historical

surprises. Coins with hens and pigs

   and fish a hare a fainleogh a bull.

   No sign of the horse, half crowns

         hardly communion money.


     There are old paintings on the

         wall, over wainscotting, in

       crayon still to be seen even

      today (where they will remain)

     If I can help it, long after - 2024.

No, not virus,
it's today's date.

But it just goes
to show.

You are being
brainwashed.

Prepped up for
a Christmas Jab   /
                             ˚
There will be no
homeopathic option

Because the new
chip is minuscule

And it would pass
through intestine.

There's no pandemic
it is a media illness.

Patent 06060606 is a
microsoft vaccine.

The culling has come
useless eaters must go.

Different vaccine for
different races & places.

Elderly will be first to
get it, just watch.

And all those giving it
will be masked

Because they don't want
to be recognised.

Mandatory injections is
enough to convince surely.

This is a Hoax Scam Fake
don't be duped.


Covid/October/2020.

My father was born in 1911,
he became a child courier
in 1916, being sent by rail
from Mallow to East Clare
with messages for The IRA
hidden in his sandwiches.

Virus is a bi-product
of chronic capitalism.

    Populism versus
   Authoritarianism

              Us
               or
            Them

There is no vaccine
      for stupidity

Immunity is there
  for free thinkers

If one disposes of
TV & Touchphone.

.                    Utopia

        A homogeneous home
         for hedonistic people
          in a hallowed haven.

                   Dystopia

            It is where a menu
           for the chosen ones
          serves they're karma.

Compliance is the
vapour of distilled fear.

The job application
                  suggested sending
a CV sample which
                I mistook as a DNA
test, so I spat in the
                   envelope, licked a
stamp and sent it
                  off with my photo.
This is why I’m here
                         in a Police cell
waiting for a pro
                         bono legal aid
lawyer to try and
                   get me bailed out.

If I converted to Hinduism,
solely for the purpose of
being re-incarnated, I would
not wish to become a Butterfly,
but, in the event of some error
in Indian bureaucracy, I wish it
to be on the twenty first of June.

It is a poem which
apparently I wrote.

But for the title I
have no recollection
of what it was about.

Someone suggested
that I should make it
a finders keepers that
way it may be found
by a cleaning person
in a discarded *******
bin provided it has not
already been shredded.

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Even the days are in
competition, here in
Ireland we got many
that are the rainiest.

Anarchy is only one meal
away, via the longest way
round because there are
straight lines in nature.

When the populous have
lost their patience, erratic
deviancies become norm.

America is at a crisis-cross
with a sign saying hunger.

The dream has become a
nightmare, Disneyland's
been exposed for making
the fantasy illusion, a fact!

Karma for the evil empire.

     God less America.

It’s official, the votes are in,
      not one spoilt either and the
       turnout was the biggest in
      Lacoste history, 99% and if
        one considers, that by a
       strange coincidence, only
        100 people reside here,
        that is a mathematical
                 serendipity.


     So, who is this 1% person
   that has not made their mind
  up about me and gone against
   the overwhelming consensus
    that 'everyone in the village
      hates me', thus ruining my
  chances of being recognised
       as a contentious writer?



                                 Ryan for Aristide.

               (ps play video to see the 1% Person).

                   Also, the 1% Person is living in a
                   cave, in Socialist France, despite        
                   12 new council flats constructed
                       in this Xenophobic Den of
                           “ Le Droit D’homme "

https://vimeo.com/101027027

password is aris13

When Coq au Vin sets out to decieve

By assuming that we are naive

He wears a hat with a feather

Short sleeves in cold weather

He’s a chicken coup president, in Kiev.



24th February 2022 - 2023

Mercurochrome
is anti septic.

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