Seems logical alright, from
an aspect of serendipitous
symbiosis that one could
expect to discover a Bidet
in the 0val 0rifice & anyone
laughing at Joe's  suggesting
that it would be  his first task
as *** - US to have one, perhaps
two (as he's not neglecting to cater
for Kamala Harris and FLOATUS)
should reconsider their ridicule,
he will be the first candidate in
the history of USA Presidents
to even contemplate such a move.

                      ((